SEC Catch-all Thread

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

Sark needs Rogaine ASAP. 
 

Also ESPN production quality sucks shit. Some things never change. 

[CurlyDumps 4414]

Some aggy intern or PA is sabotaging the sound. Or a texags operative perhaps.

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

If Texas fans thought Big 12 opponent fans were rough … the SEC is gonna collectively hate Texas more than any other member. 
 

Good. Fuck ‘em 

[OU Sucks 8678]

Turned on the stream...the football "schedule sets up nicely" and "anything more than one loss would be a disappointment". Wait, what happened to every week in the SECSEC would be a dogfight and all the teams are good?

[Ghost of LL 15255]

Looks like we set out every trophy from the past academic year on the South Mall. And that’s pretty cool.

It’ll be pretty nice for some other programs in the Bog 12 to get to win a conference championship for a change.

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

At OU’s entry event are they displaying all the meth produced within x amount of miles around campus? 

[Ghost of LL 15255]

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

At OU’s entry event are they displaying all the meth produced within x amount of miles around campus? 

Well, in the SEC SEC SEC, that’s not particularly notable.

[closetohumping 17299]

Finebaum bends the knee

[Cairn Horn88 8086]

So Finebaum, who has covered the secsec for 40 years, says this is the biggest thing that has happened to the league….ever….and he doesn’t even have to go to Norman to say this!

[Tex Long 4285]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Saw a Jawja guy upset about this.  Then this guy doesn't like Texas arrogance...

Texas QB Makes SURPRISING Claim that has Rivals LAUGHING! | UGA | Gators | Oklahoma | TAMU 

This young fella has mistaken bragging as arrogance. We aren't arrogant at all, just stating - and acting - on facts. Yeah, well, maybe they're somewhat related, but here's the deal:

"It ain't braggin' if yuh ackshully done it." -- Jerome H. "Dizzy" Dean

[Bigbend1812 12870]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Finebaum bends the knee

[The Dog 43408]

[elfenix 34109]

finally the big day

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

On 6/11/2024 at 10:55 AM, 83Horn said:

So Rock Westfall and Mike Farrell seem like they suck:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/after-destroying-two-leagues-triggering-conference-realignment-texas-meets-its-match/ar-BB1nYf7s?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=357ef2fa1bf34cee97bb933fbc678dd1&ei=41

Seems like Farrell doesn't think Texas can destroy the SEC. I take that kind of personally.

[mdmost 42459]

 

[closetohumping 17299]

Are they going to Norman next week?

[mdmost 42459]

Today. 

[DFW Horn 6036]

14 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If Texas fans thought Big 12 opponent fans were rough … the SEC is gonna collectively hate Texas more than any other member. 
 

Good. Fuck ‘em 

So which is it?

Is Texas "just another team" and "UTjr" or the biggest game on everybody's schedule? I can't keep up. But, yeah, fuck 'em.

[The Dog 43408]

and obligatory:

 

[The Dog 43408]

(Both Texas and OU have winning records against the Tide.)

[Macklemore 2856]

Already posted by mdmost

Edited July 1 by Macklemore

[DFW Horn 6036]

[mdmost 42459]

Beat the ass of anyone you see who bought this

https://shop.texassports.com/mens-champion-texas-orange-texas-longhorns-sec-t-shirt/p-241156215866980825+z-91-328552571?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r2c0:po-6

Now this is tastefully done. 

 

Edited July 1 by mdmost

[DFW Horn 6036]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Now this is tastefully done. 

 

 

I'd wear the polo, but nothing with an oversized SEC logo.

[runthebone 7894]

45 minutes ago, The Dog said:

and obligatory:

 

Welcsecme?

 

We are already getting dumber!

[confusingjazz 7]

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Beat the ass of anyone you see who bought this

https://shop.texassports.com/mens-champion-texas-orange-texas-longhorns-sec-t-shirt/p-241156215866980825+z-91-328552571?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r2c0:po-6

Now this is tastefully done. 

 

Fuck that. I cheer for Texas. The SEC can go to hell as long as they pay the checks.

[TrashMaster G 17295]

1 minute ago, confusingjazz said:

Fuck that. I cheer for Texas. The SEC can go to hell as long as they pay the checks.

Huh?

Username checks out, I guess.

[confusingjazz 7]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Huh?

Username checks out, I guess.

I mean, I don't like conference things on any merch besides jerseys, I suppose.

[BonzoMontreaux 1032]

Fuck it.  This is where we are now.  Let's wreck shit.  

Never owned anything with SWC, or Big12 on it.  Don't plan on owning anything with sec on it either.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10002]

16 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Fuck it.  This is where we are now.  Let's wreck shit.  

Never owned anything with SWC, or Big12 on it.  Don't plan on owning anything with sec on it either.

You missed out on a lot of Big12 Championship T-shirts the past year.

[BonzoMontreaux 1032]

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

You missed out on a lot of Big12 Championship T-shirts the past year.

I got a book commemorating last season...

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

@Bevo14 come get your trophy

 

['stache 21564]

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

[DFW Horn 6036]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

God, that's awful. 

Do we have anything like that on our campus?

[Cairn Horn88 8086]

We are The University of TEXAS, sec is a by-product.

[gatormarc 902]

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

God, that's awful. 

Do we have anything like that on our campus?

I think they dropped in some new scented OU logos in the urinals.

Edited July 1 by gatormarc

[thunderlounge 7636]

15 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I think they dropped in some new scented OU logos in the urinals.

Ah, that fresh meth and piss smell. 

[YGIFS 19445]

I like that the SEC commissioner chose to come to UT instead of OU for the realignment kickoff party in the President's office.  

[DFW Horn 6036]

UT and 0u are prominently featured in this new SEC vid

[Gravy Train 970]

First day into SEC membership and the Alabama beat writers are already bagging on OU:

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2024/07/goodman-between-texas-and-oklahoma-one-team-is-already-falling-behind.html

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And while Texas looks like a national title contender once again going into the 2024 season, Oklahoma is still playing catch up.

Never mind the Longhorns, the Sooners might not be better than rival Missouri.

Oklahoma won 85 percent of its games under former coach Lincoln Riley. Why would he leave all that for USC? He didn’t want any part of the SEC. One season after we learned that OU was moving to the SEC, Riley loaded up the covered wagon and bolted for Southern Cal.

Oklahoma fans are still intensely bitter about Riley’s departure. I can’t blame him for skipping town. It’s nothing against Norman, which is lovely and of course has better brisket. It’s just easier to recruit in Los Angeles.

USC is now one of four West Coast teams in the Big Ten — UCLA, Washington and Oregon are the others — and Oklahoma feels like an SEC tagalong.

Oklahoma was the preeminent power of the Big 12. The Sooners had everything. Most years, they even made it look easy. Now? Oklahoma is getting lost among the giants of the SEC, and I’m suddenly getting strong Nebraska vibes.

Oklahoma is not in the Southeast, and it doesn’t have the cachet of Texas. That’s not a great combination.

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

14 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

First day into SEC membership and the Alabama beat writers are already bagging on OU:

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2024/07/goodman-between-texas-and-oklahoma-one-team-is-already-falling-behind.html

 

While I appreciate the sentiment, that seems like wishcasting. Oklahoma may not be in the Southeast, but they are directly north of the DFW metroplex, which has 8.2 million people --- and that doesn't include talent-rich East Texas.

They'll get theirs.

[mdmost 42459]

Sweet Christ, I can't believe I'm about to stick up for OU. Alabama is more likely to go the Nebraska route now without Saban than OU.  OU has had what, two bad seasons in 30 years and dominated the entire Big 12 in that timeframe? And who gives a shit if OU isn't in the southeast? Fucking Mizzou isn't in the southeast, it's in the Midwest. It's the northernmost city in the SEC. I guess Oklahoma gets points deducted for not being a slave state?

I'm going to go take a shower now. 

Edited July 1 by mdmost

[Bevo14 8196]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm about to stick up for OU

[Vertigo 20204]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

What in the cathedral of dicks is going on here?

[Vertigo 20204]

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

The group and ref horns down was pretty good, as was the "Colt getting hurt" drinking game. 

Edited July 1 by Vertigo

[msucolt45 3978]

While I appreciate the sentiment, that seems like wishcasting. Oklahoma may not be in the Southeast, but they are directly north of the DFW metroplex, which has 8.2 million people --- and that doesn't include talent-rich East Texas.

They'll get theirs.

That has been their roster, full of Texans, going back for decades. A lot of their “most awarded” players came from Texas.

Hook’em!!!

[gatormarc 902]

No one in the top half of the SEC is going anywhere for awhile. Programs will have downturns but they'll still be pumping money and bringing fans to the stands until they get the right hire.

[thunderlounge 7636]

53 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I guess Oklahoma gets points deducted for not being a slave state?

No, they get points deducted for being oklahoma.

 

[n64ra 1073]

22 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Looks like we set out every trophy from the past academic year on the South Mall. And that’s pretty cool.

It’ll be pretty nice for some other programs in the Bog 12 to get to win a conference championship for a change.

It'll be pretty nice for other SEC schools to win less conference championships.

[TKthunder2 4959]

Just turned on the SECN to see what Oklahoma was doing.