SEC Catch-all Thread

[dec3169 501]

15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

If Texas has a 12-game schedule and the team's only real challenges next season are 1) Michigan and 2) Georgia, wouldn't it necessarily follow that the expectation would be ten wins, according to this genius's logic?

 

[TKthunder2 4985]

46 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Saturday Down South...

First and 10: Power ranking the SEC head coaches in 2024        Matt Hayes | 8 hours ago

 

 

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/power-ranking-sec-coaches-2024-after-nick-saban-retirement/

 

My only problem with that list is Brian Kelly has never won a single conference or national championship…so it’s weird to have him in that category.

[John80 157]

2 hours ago, baboso said:

Mark Richt, Jim Donnan, and Ray Goff say Hi!

Those coaches had a combined record of 231-104 at Georgia which is a 69% winning percentage which is a good program.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Saturday Down South...

First and 10: Power ranking the SEC head coaches in 2024        Matt Hayes | 8 hours ago

 

 

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/power-ranking-sec-coaches-2024-after-nick-saban-retirement/

 

A lot of solid coaches there 

[gatormarc 911]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

The now: Florida AD Scott Stricklin points to Napier’s recruiting, but the 2024 class (ranked No. 15 by 247Sports composite) was the program’s worst ranking since Napier’s 1st class in 2022 (No. 18).

I'm not sure what Hayes is going for here. That's only 3 classes, one of which isn't done yet, and also ignores any nuance like transfers including players like Grimsley that spent all of a week at Bama before enrolling at UF but he's not including in this signing class.

[Dnaguy 11910]

On 12/12/2023 at 11:25 AM, LateAughtsHorn said:

Bama and Georgia aren't surprising due to success. Texas is responsible for covid AND the Titanic, so to be expected. But what did Tennessee do to anybody? 

 

On 12/12/2023 at 12:48 PM, Underdog said:

Or Rocky Top? 

 

This.

Less offensive than Boomer sooner.

However, due to the length it rivals Boomer Sooner for the most 'nails on a chalkboard' songs of college football.

[66BUFF 2562]

16 hours ago, bolverk said:

If Texas has a 12-game schedule and the team's only real challenges next season are 1) Michigan and 2) Georgia, wouldn't it necessarily follow that the expectation would be ten wins, according to this genius's logic?

 

[mdmost 42997]

 

[hornbri 1390]

26 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

And a denial “The commissioners both strongly rebuke any notion that the creation of this advisory board is a move toward a breakaway from the college sports’ governing body. The Big Ten and SEC remain prominent members of the NCAA, both in governance and national competition, they say.”

[mdmost 42997]

51.3 million per school payout this year. 

Edited February 8 by mdmost

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

[Dnaguy 11910]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Georgia looks to subscribe to the Jonesian philosophy of student athletics.

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[gatormarc 911]

 

[closetojumping 62506]

58 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

 

I generally like his stuff. This was fine but a couple of misses on his end, understandably. 

Think RockyTop is annoying? Its mouthbreathing inbred brother is Boomer Sooner or whatever the fuck that song’s official name is. Just idiotically repeating those two words over and over again for 4+ quarters. Nothing in college sports music is worse. 

Much like the Bama idiots this past September, the rest of these idiotic fanbases are going to be pretty dumbfounded to discover that we all lack the dickless and embarrassing sensitivities of coaches Rodney Terry and Mack Brown when it comes to horns down. Do that shit as much as y’all like and we will mock you with it when we win. Also, it’s a source of pride that it happens at basically every televised sporting event in America now, whether Texas is playing or not. It’s like the John 3:16 signs from the 80’s or the Wazzou flag at every Gameday location. We’ve come to expect seeing it, living rent free, and are rarely disappointed. So bring it, hillbillies. 

Edited February 16 by closetojumping

[gatormarc 911]

If it's anything like how the SEC handles the chomp, you'll be more likely to be flagged for celebrating by doing horns up than an opponent is for taunting by doinghorns down.

[Sal 1088]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I generally like his stuff. This was fine but a couple of misses on his end, understandably. 

Think RockyTop is annoying? Its mouthbreathing inbred brother is Boomer Sooner or whatever the fuck that song’s official name is. Just idiotically repeating those two words over and over again for 4+ quarters. Nothing in college sports music is worse. 

Much like the Bama idiots this past September, the rest of these idiotic fanbases are going to be pretty dumbfounded to discover that we all lack the dickless and embarrassing sensitivities of coaches Rodney Terry and Mack Brown when it comes to horns down. Do that shit as much as y’all like and we will mock you with it when we win. Also, it’s a source of pride that it happens at basically every televised sporting event in America now, whether Texas is playing or not. It’s like the John 3:16 signs from the 80’s or the Wazzou flag at every Gameday location. We’ve come to expect seeing it, living rent free, and are rarely disappointed. So bring it, hillbillies. 

SEC fans are creating this narrative that we are some sort of precious snowflakes who have never been to an away game before. Those of us who went to Tuscaloosa last year were dishing it back in the Bama fans' faces before the game because we're used to it, and I think it caught a lot of them off guard. Since most SEC teams don't have a lot of history with us, they really don't have a lot of ammunition to use and will come at us with their lame horns down comments. There's nothing scary about it, and none of us - from the players to the fans - will have any issue with it. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I generally like his stuff. This was fine but a couple of misses on his end, understandably. 

Think RockyTop is annoying? Its mouthbreathing inbred brother is Boomer Sooner or whatever the fuck that song’s official name is. Just idiotically repeating those two words over and over again for 4+ quarters. Nothing in college sports music is worse. 

Much like the Bama idiots this past September, the rest of these idiotic fanbases are going to be pretty dumbfounded to discover that we all lack the dickless and embarrassing sensitivities of coaches Rodney Terry and Mack Brown when it comes to horns down. Do that shit as much as y’all like and we will mock you with it when we win. Also, it’s a source of pride that it happens at basically every televised sporting event in America now, whether Texas is playing or not. It’s like the John 3:16 signs from the 80’s or the Wazzou flag at every Gameday location. We’ve come to expect seeing it, living rent free, and are rarely disappointed. So bring it, hillbillies. 

Not all dumbass, southern rednecks are hillbillies, sir.

[Underdog 28543]

wait… what? 

[LTtxfan 49141]

Fyi...  jawja band music played during games is often annoying as hell -- just as bad as blOU 

[closetojumping 62506]

12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Not all dumbass, southern rednecks are hillbillies, sir.

I’ve have had to deal with many ignorant dumbasses across the western world. Rednecks, hillbillies, east enders, tinkers, gypsies, trailer park boys and aggies. You’ve merely highlighted a distinction without a difference. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

Let’s get our taxonomy of the various peoples indigenous to SEC Country straight.
 

Hillbillies are known as such because they live in the hills, mountains, and hollers of Appalachia or the Ozarks. These are primarily the fans of Tennessee and Kentucky, as well as some portions of the Arkansas and Missouri nations.

Rednecks got their name from working in the fields of the coastal plains or Deep South, where the backs of their necks would become sunburned. These are your South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama/Auburn, and Mississippi school fans. 
 

Crackers are mostly located in Florida, and are a vanishing breed with all the in-migration to the state since the advent of air conditioning, but still can be seen in Gainesville on game days in their jort-wearing  glory. 
 

LSU fans are traditionally known as “coon-asses,” or more recently “corn-dogs” due to their pervasive odor. 

[hookemATL 11700]

Do they all fall under the umbrella of “honky” or “white trash”?

[gatormarc 911]

34 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Do they all fall under the umbrella of “honky” or “white trash”?

We prefer cracka-ass-cracka

[thunderlounge 7812]

 

[LTtxfan 49141]

[General Colt 120]

On 2/17/2024 at 11:37 AM, Duane Moore said:

Let’s get our taxonomy of the various peoples indigenous to SEC Country straight.
 

Hillbillies are known as such because they live in the hills, mountains, and hollers of Appalachia or the Ozarks. These are primarily the fans of Tennessee and Kentucky, as well as some portions of the Arkansas and Missouri nations.

Rednecks got their name from working in the fields of the coastal plains or Deep South, where the backs of their necks would become sunburned. These are your South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama/Auburn, and Mississippi school fans. 
 

Crackers are mostly located in Florida, and are a vanishing breed with all the in-migration to the state since the advent of air conditioning, but still can be seen in Gainesville on game days in their jort-wearing  glory. 
 

LSU fans are traditionally known as “coon-asses,” or more recently “corn-dogs” due to their pervasive odor. 

At least UT's arrival will demonstrate that not all Texans are like aggy. They give our beloved state a bad reputation with their peckerwood autism, institutional cultism, and social retardation.

[Ignatius 4017]

On 2/17/2024 at 12:37 PM, Duane Moore said:

Let’s get our taxonomy of the various peoples indigenous to SEC Country straight.
 

Hillbillies are known as such because they live in the hills, mountains, and hollers of Appalachia or the Ozarks. These are primarily the fans of Tennessee and Kentucky, as well as some portions of the Arkansas and Missouri nations.

Rednecks got their name from working in the fields of the coastal plains or Deep South, where the backs of their necks would become sunburned. These are your South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama/Auburn, and Mississippi school fans. 
 

Crackers are mostly located in Florida, and are a vanishing breed with all the in-migration to the state since the advent of air conditioning, but still can be seen in Gainesville on game days in their jort-wearing  glory. 
 

LSU fans are traditionally known as “coon-asses,” or more recently “corn-dogs” due to their pervasive odor. 

Solid recap, but living in Atlanta I think UGa’s fan base leans more crackuh than redneck…

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

also, since many of the younger fans, or the non-longhorn fans need to be reminded WHY Mack Brown got pissed at the horns down.

He wasnt pissed because it was denigrating to our school, I mean it was primarily an oakie /aggy thing anyway because those two chucklehead schools couldnt figure out their own hand sign and used ours backwards as some sort of trophy.  

 

No, Mack was pissed because the fucking Big 12 refs starting tossing 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalties on good Roy Williams and others when they were giving the horn fans sections in the away game endzone a hook 'em after scoring a TD.  and the moron refs starting calling that a taunting penalty.

all Mack ever said was, if the Horns UP is a taunt then the Horns DOWN has to be a taunt as well, correct?  So why is the DOWN never called?

And that simple logical question caused the Big 12 refs to have a minor stroke because Mack used logic against illogical people.

Of course the press ran with "Texas demands Horns Down be a penalty" and thats when the big 12 yokel fans went all HURR DURR..... HORNS DOWN!!!! HURR DURRR.... steers/queers... hurr durr, Texas sucks hurr durr

[Tomatillo 354]

On 2/18/2024 at 3:50 PM, Ignatius said:

Solid recap, but living in Atlanta I think UGa’s fan base leans more crackuh than redneck…

What’s the difference? 

[Ignatius 4017]

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

No, Mack was pissed because the fucking Big 12 refs starting tossing 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalties on good Roy Williams and others when they were giving the horn fans sections in the away game endzone a hook 'em after scoring a TD.  and the moron refs starting calling that a taunting penalty.

In what game did one of our players throwing Horns to the crowd result in a taunting penalty? I don’t remember that ever happening.

I’m 57, BTW…

[msucolt45 4052]

I think he’s referring to Roy Williams during the OU game - early Mack era (99-01)?

Hook’em!!!

[bamachine 1230]

On 2/16/2024 at 5:39 PM, Sal said:

Those of us who went to Tuscaloosa last year were dishing it back in the Bama fans' faces before the game because we're used to it, and I think it caught a lot of them off guard.

You probably did catch them off guard. They have grown used to the almost Canadian stereotype like meekness of the aTm fans, when they are confronted about their weirdness, so they apologize for being weird and say stuff like it is traditions. 

I will be honest, it really caught me off guard in 2012, after the aTm fans in our section patted me on the back and apologized for winning. Creeped me the fuck right out. I was just sitting there waiting on the crowd to thin out, like I always did, not moping and even if I was, I was sure not used to that weird shit. 

I know that nobody should try to compare aTm fans with Horns fans but I can understand those who have not spent the last 14 around you assholes, not understanding that fact yet. Give them time. Just like we all came to realize how creepy aTm fans are, they will come to know what assholes you guys are and thus come to understand not to be shocked when you give as good as you get.

[Armybrat 40814]

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

In what game did one of our players throwing Horns to the crowd result in a taunting penalty? I don’t remember that ever happening.

I’m 57, BTW…

 

56 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I think he’s referring to Roy Williams during the OU game - early Mack era (99-01)?

Hook’em!!!

I believe it happened to Johnathan Gray, too, but don't remember the year or game. 

[Grande Mart 510]

https://x.com/kyleumlang/status/1694777042523263400?s=20

"Texas’ Mike Davis received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after he holstered his guns during a TD celebration against Texas Tech in Lubbock in 2012. As a result, Mack Brown said the rules need to be consistent since teams do horns down without the same penalty. “Texas whined about Horns Down until they made it a penalty” is the result of over a decade of gaslighting by Longhorn rivals."

Edited February 21 by Grande Mart
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[markstanco 12570]

^^^ if you ever tried to explain that to the college football world they would laugh.

[Tomatillo 354]

On 2/9/2024 at 12:40 PM, Dnaguy said:

 

Georgia looks to subscribe to the Jonesian philosophy of student athletics.

Yes, we should just hand degrees to athletes like so many others….

[Tomatillo 354]

On 2/17/2024 at 2:59 PM, hookemATL said:

Do they all fall under the umbrella of “honky” or “white trash”?

What do you consider Texans? 😄

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On 2/16/2024 at 9:05 PM, DFW Horn said:

Not all dumbass, southern rednecks are hillbillies, sir.

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9 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Yes, we should just hand degrees to athletes like so many others….

You're a fine visiting poster and all, but spare us any academic smack whatsoever. We're reluctantly now in this overhyped, hillbilly conference for the money and power, but we are not another one of the SEC open enrollment schools in which the degree is worth more as toilet paper than as a calling card in the workforce. Texas athletes do indeed have to play school. 

All of that considered, there is no moral high ground here for Georgia and their graduation numbers for football players. It looks bad and it should be something the imbeciles running your program are trying to fix.

[mdmost 42997]

We have higher academic standards

[Tomatillo 354]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You're a fine visiting poster and all, but spare us any academic smack whatsoever. We're reluctantly now in this overhyped, hillbilly conference for the money and power, but we are not another one of the SEC open enrollment schools in which the degree is worth more as toilet paper than as a calling card in the workforce. Texas athletes do indeed have to play school. 

All of that considered, there is no moral high ground here for Georgia and their graduation numbers for football players. It looks bad and it should be something the imbeciles running your program are trying to fix.

Lol, and how would you describe the SWC and Big XII? Or your state? You’re not Harvard or Stanford, fyi. 😄

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17 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

Lol, and how would you describe the SWC and Big XII? Or your state? You’re not Harvard or Stanford, fyi. 😄

No shit? I didn't compare Texas to Harvard or Stanford. 

The Southwest Conference was a den of iniquity. A shithole of cheaters paired with Texas and Rice. Kind of like what the SEC had become leading into NIL. Academically, UT, Rice, SMU and ATM (before they became a diploma mill) were all high quality institutions. The SEC doesn't have 4 schools on that level currently, at least until Texas arrives. The SEC has Vandy and UF and then you guys and ATM half-ass trying to be respectable. 

Big 12 was a marriage of convenience. No one liked it and most Texas people hated it from day one. The academic reputation of the conference was dogshit and that remains deserved. Texas is glad to be leaving it, but it's not like SEC represents significantly greener pastures on the academic front.

As to the state? I don't know what you're asking. If you think the state of Texas has some sort of issue producing leaders in business, academia, or politics, I'm not really sure what you're looking at or how to help you.

[Dbeasy 15039]

On 2/9/2024 at 9:35 AM, Cairn Horn88 said:

I would like to see football graduation rates divided by non-football graduation rates. That’s would provide some visibility into the overall rigor of the school’s academics. 

[Tex Long 4382]

We ain't come here to play Academics. We come here to play football.

[Fug 540]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No shit? I didn't compare Texas to Harvard or Stanford. 

The Southwest Conference was a den of iniquity. A shithole of cheaters paired with Texas and Rice. Kind of like what the SEC had become leading into NIL. Academically, UT, Rice, SMU and ATM (before they became a diploma mill) were all high quality institutions. The SEC doesn't have 4 schools on that level currently, at least until Texas arrives. The SEC has Vandy and UF and then you guys and ATM half-ass trying to be respectable. 

Big 12 was a marriage of convenience. No one liked it and most Texas people hated it from day one. The academic reputation of the conference was dogshit and that remains deserved. Texas is glad to be leaving it, but it's not like SEC represents significantly greener pastures on the academic front.

As to the state? I don't know what you're asking. If you think the state of Texas has some sort of issue producing leaders in business, academia, or politics, I'm not really sure what you're looking at or how to help you.

Georgia and Mizzou tend to be nationally respected as well.

[closetojumping 62506]

8 minutes ago, Fug said:

Georgia and Mizzou tend to be nationally respected as well.

You're really stretching the term "nationally respected" there. 

[MuellerHorn 4225]

42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You're really stretching the term "nationally respected" there. 

Based on myriad rankings, UGA certainly is. Idk about Missouri. 

[Vertuzzi 1368]

On 2/16/2024 at 11:16 AM, gatormarc said:

 

3.5 minutes of my fucking life I’ll never get back. None of these SEC skits are funny. These people enjoy the same humour as a midwestern stay-at-home mom. Fucking brutal. Not looking forward to mingling with these Waffle House cunts, excluding Vanderbilt fans.