If a tree falls in Cupertino, will anyone hear you scream?

[Deej 77182]

"Timber!"

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hiker-dies-after-being-pinned-under-falling-tree-in-cupertino-park/

[Ghost of LL 15605]

See, Houston trees--that's how you fucking do it.  If you want to kill some douchebag motherfucker, then you fall on the dude and pin him down until he's dead.  You don't just knock him down and paralyze him.

Jeez--you'd think this shit would be obvious.

[dcbc 14570]

48 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

See, Houston trees--that's how you fucking do it.  If you want to kill some douchebag motherfucker, then you fall on the dude and pin him down until he's dead.  You don't just knock him down and paralyze him.

Jeez--you'd think this shit would be obvious.

Now that it's been made harder to sue over this sort of thing, the trees have gotten more aggressive.

[Surly Bevo 25528]

Tree falls in Cupertino, nobody hears it.  They all got their airpods in.

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

 

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees...

 

[Bevo 13637]

My wife knows that trail very well. She says I've been on it too.

[hookemATL 11980]

10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees...

 

[RollLeft 5045]

Wood.

[We’reTexas 1473]

Second one this year. Bay Area trees mad af. 

[Lhorn 5025]

16 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

Second one this year. Bay Area trees mad af. 

Maybe they’re not fans of all the unwanted hugging. 

[Pig Bellmont 8759]

17 hours ago, Bevo said:

My wife knows that trail very well. She says I've been on it too.

If she tries to get you to go hiking on it again, just know that she’s trying to kill you