Real Baby’s (NEW IN BAG)

[Neikea 245]

Are you infertile, Is your wife unable to have children due to no fault of your own, or are you homosexual? Do you collect babys? If you answered yes to one or all of those questions I can help!

These New Real Born Babys need to find their forever homes! I have 14 in various colors. Boys and Girls. There are no Asian babys.

These are for the most part brand new (in bags) and are highly prized for collectibility. 

 

$500 each

Martin

[Neikea 245]

Ashlynn

Brantley

[Neikea 245]

River

Also I have spare parts pm for details

[Neikea 245]

ASHLYNN has been sold, thank you 

[gsoda3 3362]

what did i just click on

[MAUFRAIS 6739]

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

[Upgrayedd 5889]

11 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

Jfc iced tea out of my nose.  Thanks 

[YGIFS 19458]

Okay, so we're in felony territory now.  I am publicly announcing my intent to cooperate with the prosecution.  Immamac, et. al---good fucking luck! 

[Neikea 245]

39 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

no supply chain issues

[Neikea 245]

Jamal 

[Deej 77813]

[Henry Hill 3156]

Derka is bored again.

[Kennythetiger 9622]

40 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Derka is bored again.

Hitby 

[66BUFF 2608]

18 hours ago, Neikea said:

River

 

 

 

 

Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags. Oh, and a book about SIDS.

[YGIFS 19458]

On 3/9/2023 at 12:46 PM, Neikea said:

Ashlynn

 

 

 

Brantley

 

 

 

 

okay, so we're literally talking about a Kuato doll with another Kuato doll inside it?  Like not Russian Dolls, but Martian Dolls?  Open the Bag, Open the Mind kinda shit>?

Levity aside, and I like you and Immamac, but I am 100% cooperating with the prosecution against you sick bastards.  

[Bullneck 19518]

On 3/9/2023 at 3:14 PM, Upgrayedd said:

Jfc iced tea out of my nose.  Thanks 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/03391497-e14c-47e0-bc5c-c0697c660fd3

I just posted something else from Raising Arizona last night.  Took me a while to remember what it was (there was booze involved).  When the guy in this vid is talking about wife swapping.

[elfenix 34749]

and i thought i was going to get a full night's sleep tonight

[Guest]

In all seriousness, you thought about starting a Twitter account? 

This is by far the best content on this board. 

[YGIFS 19458]

We need to get this guy's catalog of products and David Busters private currency together on the same platform and either make millions or end up in a black box court before a federal magistrate judge.  

[TornACL 7792]

This thread is perfectly executed.

And some day, so will the OP.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Jesus Fuck. 

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[YGIFS 19458]

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Jesus Fuck. 

 

Oh, you're just upset you don't have the cash to pony up for these choice items.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

I avoided clicking... I ended up clicking. WTH.

 

[Born to Run 6601]

How many HDMI ports does Jamal have?

[DougHdTx1968 37]

49 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

How many HDMI ports does Jamal have?

How creative are you

[Davis Lane 6005]

At first I was like this:

And then I was like this:

[Fudge Nuggets 19454]

On 3/9/2023 at 2:02 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

Sweatergawd that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.  I was hoping no one posted it, but well done my man.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

How much for the little girl? The women--how much for the women?

Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me! Sell me your childrens!

[DougHdTx1968 37]

How much do these weigh 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

If I owned a hot air balloon, I would buy all of these. 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

sold

[beer 3294]

SO STILL NO ASIAN FEMALES?  asking for a friend. an asian friend. 

[Neikea 245]

Jamal has been SOLD

[YGIFS 19458]

15 hours ago, Neikea said:

Jamal has been SOLD

Well I certainly trust you'll make sure he\is new owner sees to it that he learns some valuable trades and skills that will personally benefit him later in life.  

[Hermanator 7667]

They make life like creepy dolls for people who can't have kids and have been arrested too many times to adopt? 

Or is this practice for sex traffickers in training?

[YGIFS 19458]

I propose we change the term "Uncanny Valley", when a robot or doll appear too humanlike but just different enough to be emotionally disturbing to us.  Yeah, we change that to "Neikea Valley"...'cause this shit looks kinda like a doll and is certainly freaking me the fuck out.

[CooterBrown 18288]

They make life like creepy dolls for people who can't have kids and have been arrested too many times to adopt? 
Or is this practice for sex traffickers in training?

Have you seen A Serbian Film?

[Hermanator 7667]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Have you seen A Serbian Film?

So you're saying there's a creepy life-like doll industry to supply demented film makers with baby sex scene props?

[Fudge Nuggets 19454]

On 7/27/2023 at 1:34 AM, Neikea said:

Jamal has been SOLD

[Blotto 24017]

I gotta remember to check this board more often. F'n Maufrais killed me with that RA quote. We gotta get neikea to set up shop at a Surly tailgate this fall. 

[cabowabo 4689]

Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

@cabowabo, you ignorant slut, keep up:

 

On 7/27/2023 at 12:34 AM, Neikea said:

Jamal has been SOLD

 

[Neikea 245]

On 8/17/2023 at 9:02 AM, cabowabo said:

Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

no

[Neikea 245]

On 8/17/2023 at 9:02 AM, cabowabo said:

Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

Edited December 13, 2023 by Neikea

[Blotto 24017]

Champ hasn't slept in a week and looks like he comes with a $100/day meth habit. Little guy has seen some shit.

[YGIFS 19458]

I legit laughed out loud.  Have some rep.

Neikea could move some more doll merch if he wrote up some little backstories like they used to do for Cabbage Patch Kids and the like.  But the bio should be more about the fucked up parents than the baby itself.

[0xdeadbeef 1699]

On 12/12/2023 at 8:42 PM, Neikea said:

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

I think Dave talked about this little guy.

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26847]

Brantley sucks. I bet he's cheap now. 

[Dnaguy 12627]

On 12/12/2023 at 8:42 PM, Neikea said:

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

 

[BearSchlong 8240]

This might be a good place to post my favorite charity dedicated to ending human trafficking.

https://www.joinredm.com/

Some of you Houston O&G professionals might be seeing this as the founder is an NOV C-level exec.