Lunch Lady bangs one of her students

[Trey3216 15325]

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

When are we not?   Peeps are horrifically bad 

Edited March 10, 2023 by Trey3216

[Deej 76607]

[Pig Bellmont 8695]

For Biff

 

[Homercles 10205]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Best damn lunch lady I've ever seen.

 

 

 

No shit.  All of mine looked like the one from BrewStew

[AUS-97HORN 11722]

I mean, not gonna lie... 14 year old self wudda been like...

 

 

almost 50 self....

 

with a bit of

mixed in

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Would, but only if she gave me a square pizza and chocolate milk afterwards. 

[Rimbo 25867]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

There is NOTHING wrong with that thiccness.

And yeah, the cigs, peeps, and whole package screams "Connecticut's finest."  New England has some of the trashiest people on the planet, you just need to know where they are.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

... what do you mean, "now?"

[demos 2993]

Honestly, not what I was expecting.

[Underdog 28473]

[DigglerontheHoof 21094]

based on sight alone, would knock the bottom out of that, but I appear to be about 40 years too old for her tastes

[Jerry Callo 8671]

16 hours ago, goodiemob said:

lunch lady has been accused of grooming a 14-year-old boy for months

A strong wind will groom a 14-year-old boy

[Ten Bears 2479]

That is the hottest lunch lady on the planet.

[CooterBrown 17949]

Please tell me the lunch lady specialized in desserts and specifically cream pies.

 

[Native Horn 3495]

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

When are we not?   Peeps are horrifically bad 

User pic somewhat checks out.

[Stunns38 3427]

Yeah I'm pretty sure nowhere in Connecticut is like the 5th ward. What in the fuck are you talking about? 

Was my territory when I lived up there dumb fuck. Go to Stamford, New Haven, Hartford then you will see. Now shut the fuck up, need to put you on block.

[CHIEF 5072]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

Judging perps who eat peeps. At 14, I would have eaten a peep out of that perp.

CHIEF

[RollLeft 5040]

[Ten Bears 2479]

Mud flaps my baby's got em.

[mdmost 42948]

So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

[ultimaton 2966]

Me at 14 and me at 41

Edited March 10, 2023 by ultimaton

[demos 2993]

So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

Sounded like someone was stirring mac and cheese.

[BamaATL 16592]

So I finally understand what "dumps like a truck" means.  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Yeah, i'd bend her over and pound it hard from behind. I mowed plenty of those in my history.

0 shame I have.

 

Edited March 10, 2023 by Shaggy3.0

[Zepol87 9172]

I'd gladly suffocate in that

 

[Kennythetiger 9355]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

Who the hell gets chicken fried steak in grade school 

[Zepol87 9172]

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

Edited March 10, 2023 by Zepol87

[Kennythetiger 9355]

6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

Like @HornOnTheBayou a good day for us was square pizza. We had no choice but to drink chocolate milk with the pizza- the goddamn tap water was cloudy with chlorine. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who the hell gets chicken fried steak in grade school 

Texans.  We had it once a week in N. Dallas.

[conVINCEd 21468]

10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

It was basically Grandy’s, and that’s fine every now and then.

[demos 2993]

Those Grandy’s rolls were pretty damn good.

[troph 24663]

I would do a lot for a second helping of insta mashed potatoes I will admit. 

[Dahobbs 17497]

6 minutes ago, troph said:

I would do a lot for a second helping of insta mashed potatoes I will admit. 

Umm... Phrasing? Is this meant to be a euphemism or not, I honestly can't tell. 

[Homercles 10205]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Like @HornOnTheBayou a good day for us was square pizza. We had no choice but to drink chocolate milk with the pizza- the goddamn tap water was cloudy with chlorine. 

My kids usually want a lunch box on Friday (pizza) day…I’m trying to tell them that square pizza is a rite of passage for public school.  Next time I’ll threaten that their next field trip is to Matamoros 

[troph 24663]

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Umm... Phrasing? Is this meant to be a euphemism or not, I honestly can't tell. 

Nah man, chicken fried steak and that half round scoop of instant mashed potatoes. Wasn’t enough, never enough. I was vulnerable, the old ladies coulda had me.

[Homercles 10205]

4 minutes ago, troph said:

half round scoop of instant mashed potatoes. 

Ice cream scoop

[troph 24663]

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Ice cream scoop

Ain’t no body want a half scoop, I wanted 2 full scoops. Ok maybe that’s a euphemism.

[Deej 76607]

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

[Pato del Muerto 52381]

[Deej 76607]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

McRib night at the Immamac household?

[Pato del Muerto 52381]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

McRib night at the Immamac household?

Pretty sure those things arrived cooked and frozen just stacked on a pallet and in the morning they heat up the sauce in a steamer tray and just dump them in to warm up. 

[Dahobbs 17497]

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater ass.

[Deej 76607]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater ass.

Is that a camel toe or a camel penis?

[Pato del Muerto 52381]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Is that a camel toe or a camel penis?

Every piece of denim, zipper, and rivet of those jeans:

[Rimbo 25867]

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it wrong that this looks really good to me right now?

[Underdog 28473]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

[Rimbo 25867]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

i just gotta say...

would.

 

[Armybrat 40759]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

No further than those Walmart jeans.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

[Brothahorn 10085]

18 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

Lunch Lady Got Back

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Is that a camel toe or a camel penis?