j-law in "no hard feelings"

[henrygandorf 29195]

 

discuss.

[Frank The Tank 1499]

So, it’s a remake of Failure to Launch? This seems very beneath her, any hot no name actress could be in that part. 

[Post Oak 20278]

I remember when she used to be a movie star.  Can she please get back to doing that.  

Allison Brie can do this.  Go be a movie star.

 

Wood

 

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

is the 'mind if i touch your weiner . . . dog' really funny enough to be included twice?

 

would, of course, but seems like someone is trying to make a early 2000s type american pie thing or something with zero point zero on the creativity scale.

[TexArcher 38076]

I guarantee you there will be at least one hard feeling.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

also, matthew broedrick's Lord Denethor makeup hairdo is disturbing.

[NOMAAA 1696]

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

also, matthew broedrick's Lord Denethor makeup hairdo is disturbing.

im making my way through fringe right now.  so this hits close to home.

[aggie08 21555]

Amy Schumer wasn't available, so they made Jennifer Lawrence look like...Amy Schumer?

That's a choice, I guess.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I guarantee you there will be at least one hard feeling.

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[Go Pokes 979]

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

also, matthew broedrick's Lord Denethor makeup hairdo is disturbing.

I didn't even recognize him.  Of course, when I saw his wife, I thought "Courtney Cox looks a lot better than she normally does", so maybe I'm just not very good at this game.  

[henrygandorf 29195]

8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I could understand trying to cash in on the Sandra Bullock / Reese Witherspoon big budget romcom genre, but this doesn’t even look like the type of movie where Lawrence is getting a fat check.  Is her husband the director or something?

when she left caa, she wanted to make more of her own decisions, so maybe this is that.  it looks like the type of movie cameron diaz would've said yes to about 5 years after her last hit.

[Pig Bellmont 8739]

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I could understand trying to cash in on the Sandra Bullock / Reese Witherspoon big budget romcom genre, but this doesn’t even look like the type of movie where Lawrence is getting a fat check.  Is her husband the director or something?

She doesn’t need to cash in. She’s got X-men and hunger games money. Oh and that Oscar for best actress. This has to be something she genuinely likes

[mdmost 43056]

Or maybe she just wanted to try something different. The part when she gets hit in the throat is pretty good physical comedy. I'll catch this when it comes out on streaming. 

[Rimbo 26140]

"that's the worst iced tea I've ever had" got a laugh from me

I'm easily amused

[henrygandorf 29195]

good boys was a fun movie.

[shadow_operative 15932]

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or maybe she just wanted to try something different. The part when she gets hit in the throat is pretty good physical comedy. I'll catch this when it comes out on streaming. 

it's also probably the funniest part of the entire movie. why do they always insist on putting the entire movie in the trailer?

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I remember when she used to be a movie star.  Can she please get back to doing that.  

Allison Brie can do this.  Go be a movie star.

 

Wood

 

 

Did she piss off David O. Russell or something? I agree she needs to chasing Oscars not starring in comedies that'll be on Peacock after a month. 

Also I don't understand the premise of the movie. 

[atomheartbevo 89824]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Also I don't understand the premise of the movie. 

She's an uber driver without a car.  She needs money.  Some rich parents want to pay her to fuck their 19 year-old virgin son.

More than one Surly poster has written fanfic with that same premise.

[henrygandorf 29195]

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's an uber driver without a car.  She needs money.  Some rich parents want to pay her to fuck their 19 year-old virgin son.

More than one Surly poster has written fanfic with that same premise.

you can sell an elevator pitch if the development exec likes it enough.  some movies are sold on just a poster or a logline.  it's a mystery.

[WBT 20672]

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's an uber driver without a car.  She needs money.  Some rich parents want to pay her to fuck their 19 year-old virgin son.

In a world where Onlyfans apparently doesn't exist...

[aggie08 21555]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Also I don't understand the premise of the movie.

What, do you want their son to catch the ghey or something?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This has to be something she genuinely likes

Jen discussing her drive. 
 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

I won’t bury the lede here. Full frontal J-Law nudity can be yours for the price of a matinee ticket. I’m still glowing.

Pretty funny movie. First half is great. Drags towards the end and then sticks the landing. 

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[WBT 20672]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I won’t bury the lede here. Full frontal J-Law nudity can be yours for the price of a matinee ticket. I’m still glowing.

Pretty funny movie. First half is great. Drags towards the end and then sticks the landing. 

 

I saw it today too.  Not a bad movie.  I got no problem with J Law deciding she wants to make raunchy comedies.  And the nekidness was definitely worth the price of admission.

[TrashMaster G 17627]

I enjoyed it thoroughly. Not an all-time great or anything, but I laughed enough times that I felt I got more than my money's worth 

And J Law naked was a bonus.

Edited June 24, 2023 by TrashMaster G

[BigOrange1 6471]

20 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I won’t bury the lede here. Full frontal J-Law nudity can be yours for the price of a matinee ticket. I’m still glowing.

well that answered the only question i had re: this movie.  i'll be seeing it.

[mdmost 43056]

 

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

Decent enough. The raunch was fairly light and definitely leans heavy into the sap. But as others have mentioned, that full frontal beach scene will be paused by many a young/old lad/lady.

[YChang 3463]

I for one am rooting for the return of R rated raunchy comedies back in theater. 

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

1 hour ago, YChang said:

I for one am rooting for the return of R rated raunchy comedies back in theater. 

I listen to Variety’s The Town almost every day because I’m desperately bored at work. The host said the movie really needed to do $11 million + to keep the genre in theaters.  Currently projecting $14-15 million. That’ll do it. 
 

Palm Springs if not released during Covid, would have done $20 million easily. Great film. 

[4th&Five 41599]

I give it a solid B. Every time it started to pick up momentum they went a bit too sappy. Kid was funny. 

[Buzzrock 14948]

She went on Hot Ones to promote it. It’s a pretty good episode:

A couple of observations: she’s a producer and wow she’s had a lot of Botox.

[Incredulity 11683]

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

My wife really, really liked it. She’s quoting it constantly after 3 days. I sat with it some, and it’s an above average comedy. Hopefully it does another $10 million or so on word of mouth in the second weekend. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

people like that hot sauce guy's interview style.  i've seen several commentaries about it.  he evidently will really research some deep question topics and ask and people love it.  i think he sucks.  his interviews seem like they would be no different than it was a list of questions submitted to jlaw in written form.  there is no back and forth, where he uncovers something and follows up on it.  and his super deep questions are fine -- great, it isn't just surface level paparazzi level what dress are you wearing, who's your favorite co-star, shit -- but the deep questions seem like he's showing off that he knows some minutia that no one cares about.  here it is the cheetos question and stuff like that.  it's like he shows off he knows something little but it isn't interview worthy stuff. 

[Buzzrock 14948]

Some are better than others. Sometimes those deep cut questions are really great and lead to some interesting stuff about the celeb involved. In Lawrence’s case there wasn’t too much of that, but watching her suffer through the wings was funny.

I remember liking Scarlett Johansson and Pedro Pascal’s episodes.

[shadow_operative 15932]

my favorite hot ones moment:

 

[Red Five 40898]

people like that hot sauce guy's interview style.  i've seen several commentaries about it.  he evidently will really research some deep question topics and ask and people love it.  i think he sucks.  his interviews seem like they would be no different than it was a list of questions submitted to jlaw in written form.  there is no back and forth, where he uncovers something and follows up on it.  and his super deep questions are fine -- great, it isn't just surface level paparazzi level what dress are you wearing, who's your favorite co-star, shit -- but the deep questions seem like he's showing off that he knows some minutia that no one cares about.  here it is the cheetos question and stuff like that.  it's like he shows off he knows something little but it isn't interview worthy stuff. 

I watched a couple. Not a fan either. I don’t get it.

[UpperWestside 6190]

I went to see this last night. I really enjoyed it. I had no expectations going in. It was funny, but also made some good points about people out on Montauk being forced out by wealthy vacationers. I would recommend this movie if you want something light-hearted, but funny and a little serious at times when it needs to be.