The UFO Mothership

[tx 3 putt 76981]

I saw the mini series, they’re going to lie to us and steal our resources …..

 

[Schulz2.0 28957]

It's probably the lizard people, obviously.

[Nivek 16943]

Any daytons on the mothership?

[Steel Shank 9426]

I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.

[atomheartbevo 89686]

I'm all for pushing this story far and wide if it gets the fucking Qanon nutcases off their obsession with little kids.  The UFO people have always been mostly harmless.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Ice cream!

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4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though

[Nivek 16943]

It would be funny it aliens turned out to all look like Zoe Saldana but yellow/pink instead of blue/green.

[NAVY 6742]

Bad time to be a rat 

 

[ABSR 5315]

3 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

It's probably the lizard people, obviously.

Again?

[mdleast 8295]

[David Dennison 18894]

 

[BamaATL 16593]

This is always my personal favorite conspiracy theory shit, it really brings out the winners.  People that honestly believe that a civilization that has mastered the ability to traverse time, space, and gravity are here to examine our rectums, or rob us of gold.  They honestly believe that a civilization with that ability wouldn't understand something like grounding, and could be taken out of the sky by lightning, or one of our primitive missile systems.  Or that a species looking to make contact with humans would land in a place like fucking New Mexico (which I love as a state, tremendous place) and not a population center.  Well, if nothing else, the History Channel will get a few more years of mileage out of this.  

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45 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

People that honestly believe that a civilization that has mastered the ability to traverse time, space, and gravity are here to examine our rectums, or rob us of gold. 

Our greatest invention of the last 50 years is the internet, and there are a whole lot of rectums being examined on it, as well as people trying to rob other people of their money.

[Nivek 16943]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

I'm gonna hit you with the bop gun

[South Austin 52515]

All your base are belong to us.

[Brisketexan 105153]

Butt stuff.  It always comes back to butt stuff.

Watch your anuses, fellas.

[BamaATL 16593]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Butt stuff.  It always comes back to butt stuff.

Watch your anuses, fellas.

It's not really my bag, but if my doctor gets to check it every now and again, I guess if a species travels the length of the universe to do the same I will just have to be flattered.  

[YGIFS 19450]

They were already here.  And they infected us with a bug that is the most easily communicable disease available in the know universe.  And it's specifically curated to make sure we don't look to hard up to the heavens.  Those fuckers were smart.

[Deej 76811]

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Butt stuff.  It always comes back to butt stuff.

Watch your anuses, fellas.

Hopefully, they probe someone who just ate Taco Bell. That'll show 'em.

[Viper 12109]

Yeah no. 

[RPM 26322]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.

[66BUFF 2564]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Butt stuff.  It always comes back to butt stuff.

Watch your anuses, fellas.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

[Anastasis 23474]

18 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.

What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe?

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

I just watched Independence Day so this hits close to home

[Steel Shank 9426]

29 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe?

It'll have to be a game day decision.

[hookemATL 11740]

39 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe?

NowThis

[Longhornstampede 3182]

19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though

So, they're basically just like us! 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

13 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Or that a species looking to make contact with humans would land in a place like fucking New Mexico (which I love as a state, tremendous place) and not a population center

I’ve not done an extensive amount of research on the subject of airborne propulsion issues but it seems to me that when your engine breaks down in the sky you don’t have a whole lot of say in where you land. 

[Macanudo 12980]

21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though

Doesn't everyone?

Wait, what?

[Tailgate 3022]

They’ve been here for quite some time.

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve not done an extensive amount of research on the subject of airborne propulsion issues but it seems to me that when your engine breaks down in the sky you don’t have a whole lot of say in where you land. 

Right to  the scene of the crash…

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

21 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.

i would like to see the inflight menu for when you are abducted

[Gatorubet 30246]

14 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's not really my bag, but if my doctor gets to check it every now and again, I guess if a species travels the length of the universe to do the same I will just have to be flattered.  

Bama - he’s a gay ENT doc. 

[ABSR 5315]

26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i would like to see the inflight menu for when you are abducted

The video menu or the “How to prepare Humans” menu?   

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 minute ago, ABSR said:

The video menu or the “How to prepare Humans” menu?   

[Gatorubet 30246]

Obligatory

 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

On 3/11/2023 at 3:52 PM, David Dennison said:

 

My first thought, too.

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18 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Crazy to think that was from the first episode, back in '97.  Kinda feeling old.

12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

If we are going to post Michael Shannon alien gifs, how about we got with something more recent - he was an awesome Zod even if the role was wasted.

[SaucyJack 3488]

 

[yoladu 4094]

[BabaYaga 15300]

On 3/11/2023 at 12:50 PM, Steel Shank said:

I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.

[Beau Vine 54246]

On 3/11/2023 at 2:40 PM, Nivek said:

It would be funny it aliens turned out to all look like Zoe Saldana but yellow/pink instead of blue/green.

Well, I for one welcome our new pastel-colored, Zoe Saldana-looking overlords!

[smuggs 9353]

On 3/12/2023 at 9:14 AM, Steel Shank said:

It'll have to be a game day an Independence Day decision.

Fify.

[Brisketexan 105153]

I mean....I'm listening....

[MissingInAction 25104]

[66BUFF 2564]

49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....I'm listening....

Missi Pyle

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