OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams

[billfromlaketravis 11903]

Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.

He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.

 

[WBT 21155]

only problem is that he does suck

[Funk Doctor Spock 13307]

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yep, the Alabama win got them eligible.  It's going to real funny when a team has to forfeit one of these shitty bowl games because of opt outs.

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline? 

[MirrOlure 15366]

Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.
He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.
 

Yes. I’m sure the middling MAC and new PAC 12 teams will be glued to their TV’s

[Js1 87379]

11 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline? 

Like 53 or something lol 

[Longhornfrenzy 6435]

[WBT 21155]

What's with that guy signing his posts with AFRICA?

Bernard

[EverybodyGoDeep 52]

Thanks for the posts. Sad thing is we know what this feels like the last decade. We ain't ever going back.

 

[RabidM 2778]

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

[Hookem10 908]

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

My initial thought especially when he got called out for stanning for Hawkins lmao

[closetojumping 65653]

12 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

I read over there a lot. I don’t think it’s the same guy. He’s a pretty hardcore Malcolm X of the OU boards kind of idiot. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6435]

[closetojumping 65653]

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing. 

[Hookem10 908]

“Floppy labia”for the win gents 

[Longhornfrenzy 6435]

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 21016]

"And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid."

You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are. 

Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears. 

Edited 11 hours ago by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Duane Moore 5781]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

My God

[Chips O'Toole 1449]

That's probably a good place to end the Internet right there. It had a good run. Jesus floppy Labia fucking Christ. 

[MirrOlure 15366]

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

I thought that was true about all days that end with “y”?

[Hookem10 908]

When I saw floppy labia I immediately thought of BO&W when he serenades ewers 

[MuellerHorn 4637]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing. 

Needs to be in the title of the "transfer portal" or the "2026 recruiting" thread the next time a bunch of posters complain about DT recruiting or "the numbers."

[totallynotabuttpirate 5519]

At least we now know where @Bruh Man is now coddling balls

[WBT 21155]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing. 

 

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

“Floppy labia”for the win gents 

Meh, it's no billowing asshole

[Funk Doctor Spock 13307]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Jesus fucking Christ lol. 

I wonder who that guy was fighting in his living room? Another question I have is, do trailer homes have living rooms?

[Rickylovesweed 15632]

Hilarious

 

[boilerhorn 1648]

A quick wikipedia coach scan shows 13 losing OU seasons since 1897.  2 of them in the past 3 years.

Owen: 3 (1922, 1923, 1924)
Lindsey: 1 (1931)
Hardage: 1 (1934)
Luster: 1 (1942)
Wilkinson: 1 (1960)
Gomer Jones: 1 (1965)
Blake: 3 (1996, 1997, 1998)
Venables: 2 (2022, 2024)
 

[Wulaw Horn 19603]

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

[FloridaHorn 4897]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

[Funk Doctor Spock 13307]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

I didn't know other men could get pregnant. The more you know. 

[Lou_Sassle 2997]

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

Hey man.... everyone knows you can't fuck your wife when she's 7 months pregnant otherwise she'll have another baby! 

[mr. sunshine 2867]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal 

[Hookem2147 22073]

All is well. One of their highest rated 2024 recruits (Davon Mitchell) admitting he isn’t good at football right now.

 

[Tree Fidy 1210]

Community notes for the win!