OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams

billfromlaketravis · Friday at 01:48 AM

Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.

He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.

WBT · Friday at 02:25 AM

only problem is that he does suck

Funk Doctor Spock · Friday at 05:34 AM

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yep, the Alabama win got them eligible. It's going to real funny when a team has to forfeit one of these shitty bowl games because of opt outs.

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline?

MirrOlure · Friday at 02:55 PM

Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.
He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.

Yes. I’m sure the middling MAC and new PAC 12 teams will be glued to their TV’s

Js1 · Friday at 04:34 PM

11 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline?

Like 53 or something lol

Longhornfrenzy · Friday at 08:32 PM

WBT · Friday at 08:48 PM

What's with that guy signing his posts with AFRICA?

Bernard

EverybodyGoDeep · Friday at 09:16 PM

Thanks for the posts. Sad thing is we know what this feels like the last decade. We ain't ever going back.

RabidM · Friday at 09:22 PM

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here?

Hookem10 · Friday at 09:30 PM

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here?

My initial thought especially when he got called out for stanning for Hawkins lmao

closetojumping · Friday at 09:35 PM

12 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here?

I read over there a lot. I don’t think it’s the same guy. He’s a pretty hardcore Malcolm X of the OU boards kind of idiot.

Longhornfrenzy · Friday at 09:43 PM

closetojumping · Friday at 10:06 PM

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing.

Hookem10 · Friday at 10:15 PM

“Floppy labia”for the win gents

Longhornfrenzy · Friday at 10:19 PM

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

Horn Under a Bad Sign · Friday at 10:24 PM

"And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid."

You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are.

Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears.

Edited Friday at 10:28 PM by Horn Under a Bad Sign

Duane Moore · Friday at 10:29 PM

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

My God

Chips O'Toole · Friday at 10:32 PM

That's probably a good place to end the Internet right there. It had a good run. Jesus floppy Labia fucking Christ.

MirrOlure · Friday at 10:50 PM

Bad day to be a Sooner fan

I thought that was true about all days that end with “y”?

Hookem10 · Friday at 11:01 PM

When I saw floppy labia I immediately thought of BO&W when he serenades ewers

MuellerHorn · Friday at 11:40 PM

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing.

Needs to be in the title of the "transfer portal" or the "2026 recruiting" thread the next time a bunch of posters complain about DT recruiting or "the numbers."

totallynotabuttpirate · Friday at 11:47 PM

At least we now know where @Bruh Man is now coddling balls

WBT · Friday at 11:49 PM

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing.

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

“Floppy labia”for the win gents

Meh, it's no billowing asshole

Funk Doctor Spock · 2024-12-28T00:01:02Z

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Jesus fucking Christ lol.

I wonder who that guy was fighting in his living room? Another question I have is, do trailer homes have living rooms?

Rickylovesweed · 2024-12-28T00:05:42Z

Hilarious

boilerhorn · 2024-12-28T00:21:13Z

A quick wikipedia coach scan shows 13 losing OU seasons since 1897. 2 of them in the past 3 years.

Owen: 3 (1922, 1923, 1924)
Lindsey: 1 (1931)
Hardage: 1 (1934)
Luster: 1 (1942)
Wilkinson: 1 (1960)
Gomer Jones: 1 (1965)
Blake: 3 (1996, 1997, 1998)
Venables: 2 (2022, 2024)

Wulaw Horn · 2024-12-28T00:26:47Z

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?

FloridaHorn · 2024-12-28T00:41:36Z

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

Funk Doctor Spock · 2024-12-28T00:44:57Z

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

I didn't know other men could get pregnant. The more you know.

Lou_Sassle · 2024-12-28T01:27:57Z

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

Hey man.... everyone knows you can't fuck your wife when she's 7 months pregnant otherwise she'll have another baby!

mr. sunshine · 2024-12-28T01:42:08Z

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?

They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal

Hookem2147 · 2024-12-28T05:14:04Z

All is well. One of their highest rated 2024 recruits (Davon Mitchell) admitting he isn’t good at football right now.

Tree Fidy · 2024-12-28T06:57:44Z

Community notes for the win!

Duane Moore · 2024-12-28T14:23:01Z

12 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Hey man.... everyone knows you can't fuck your wife when she's 7 months pregnant otherwise she'll have another baby!

They call that Oklahoma Twins!

JesusSweatDuck · 2024-12-28T14:40:56Z

I completely forgot they hired Jay Valai. Why would anyone employ that guy now that you don't need bag men?

closetojumping · 2024-12-28T15:07:34Z

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I completely forgot they hired Jay Valai. Why would anyone employ that guy now that you don't need bag men?

That dude was shittalking me in the stands after OU scored with less than 30 seconds in 2023. I hope that motherfucker is still employed by them in 2025. One, because he is terrible. Two, because I want to tell him that while they’re being pummeled.