2023 NCAA Tournament - First Round

[heso 2,863]

Well it was fun watching A&M get shit on with yinz guys, but I hope Funk and Lundy rain 3s all over the place on Saturday. 

Edited March 17, 2023 by heso

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,114]

Here for the aggy pile on. Haha fuck you aggy! You lost to pedophiles 

[Radical Larry 28,820]

One whining moment

[Brian Fantana 6,864]

aggy

[Mdhorn 6,166]

Furk!  Chuck just picked Texas.  

[ButtFumble 5,287]

I wonder if ross b'Dork needs more evidence of why the tournament committee left aggy out last year and gave them a shitty seed this year?

[CTC2 2,865]

 

[Mdhorn 6,166]

This is going to make their football delusion that much sweeter next year.  Going to be glorious.  They thought they were going to win in basketball for a Texas show down.  And like clockwork, they shat the bed.

Edited March 17, 2023 by Mdhorn

[AUS-97HORN 12,050]

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

why quote this clown for anything.

 

I dont want his ass getting any clicks /views or looks. 

 

his ass should have been let go 20 fucking years ago. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

[Wishbone 4,958]

Pedo with the Buzz kill.

[Horn80 6,358]

10 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Then his new nickname will be Scarface.

[troph 25,223]

Zero turnovers, dang.

[Catdaddyhorn 3,467]

46 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Didn't Rick always wear suites when he was at Texas?

A lot coaches gave up their suit game in the wake of covid. There are only a few coaches remaining who still wear suits for every game.  

[sunset87 255]

44 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Cool stupid fucking Aggy dunking video while losing by 20….

[Knoxtnhorn 6,306]

Went to texags for the lulz.  Front page poll asking how far the ags will go in the tourney.  As of 11:42CST, over 70% expect at least the Sweet 16.  20% of those dorks picked the Final Four.

[UTexasFight 9,817]

Open at 5.5 pt favorites on Saturday.

higher than I expected 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,306]

Oh.  And also lol for the pre-game thread arguing that this is the "best aggy team evah!".  

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Open at 5.5 pt favorites on Saturday.

higher than I expected 

You're overreacting to what they did to aggy. 

Penn State is built to beat aggy. This was a fairly obvious result if you looked at what Penn State does well and what A&M doesn't do well. 

[UTexasFight 9,817]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You're overreacting to what they did to aggy. 

Penn State is built to beat aggy. This was a fairly obvious result if you looked at what Penn State does well and what A&M doesn't do well. 

I get it, kinda, and you’re much more of an expert than I am, but I also know we can be prone to turning the ball over …and they are not. 
 

this isn’t going to be easy 

[Captain Obvious 531]

44 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Penn st looking good/hot at the right time

I think this is about to be the “chaos” region.
UH with injury issues. 1 and 2 may not make the sweet sixteen 

And I got the 12 and 13 winning in this region tomorrow

South already laid a pretty strong claim to the "chaos" region.

[troph 25,223]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You're overreacting to what they did to aggy. 

Penn State is built to beat aggy. This was a fairly obvious result if you looked at what Penn State does well and what A&M doesn't do well. 

No doubt Texas causes problems for State, but this is a hot team with 3 players that can flat out ball. Texas should win but can easily lose. 

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I get it, kinda, and you’re much more of an expert than I am, but I also know we can be prone to turning the ball over …and they are not. 
 

this isn’t going to be easy 

Oh, I don't think it's going to be easy but I'm just saying Penn State got a perfect draw in the 1st round.

They're a 3 point shooting team and got arguably the weakest 3 point defensive team in the tournament. 

[cochamps 1,885]

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You're overreacting to what they did to aggy. 

Penn State is built to beat aggy. This was a fairly obvious result if you looked at what Penn State does well and what A&M doesn't do well. 

Aggy was 10 from the bottom in defending the 3 point shot - like #353.  Pedo is good at shooting the three.  Shocking that Pedo was 13-22 behind the arc.

Edited March 17, 2023 by cochamps

[cochamps 1,885]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I get it, kinda, and you’re much more of an expert than I am, but I also know we can be prone to turning the ball over …and they are not. 
 

this isn’t going to be easy 

We turned it over much more than usual tonight.  Hopefully we clean that up.

[Michael Knight 13,217]

aggy losing was the 1 game i got right

[wild_turkey 3,296]

They did lose to Wofford.  This is about what I expected.  

You misspelled Murray State.

[Hank_Hill 20,031]

Idk I think we just held the best 3 point shooting team to 3 shots so I’m feeling aight. But yes this will be a tough 10 to play. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

Considering we hadn't made it to the Sweet Sixteen since Bush was President, I am not sure anybody was expecting making it there was going to be easy.

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk I think we just held the best 3 point shooting team to 3 shots so I’m feeling aight. But yes this will be a tough 10 to play. 

That's the good thing about playing Colgate in the first round. 

They're very similar to Penn State. They win games by hitting 3s, they're suspect on the defensive end, and struggle on the defensive boards. Penn State is just a better version of Colgate. 

Edited March 17, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[CTC2 2,865]

We will run them out of the arena.

Edited March 17, 2023 by CTC2

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

Best thing we can do in this game is force Pickett to guard Allen. Get him in foul trouble and force him to work on the defensive end. 

[Js1 87,179]

2 hours ago, cochamps said:

Aggy was 10 from the bottom in defending the 3 point shot - like #353.  Pedo is good at shooting the three.  Shocking that Pedo was 13-22 behind the arc.

Yeah anyone who picked aggy to win this game just wanted the matchup with Texas in R32. Aggy wasn’t going to win this game 😂😂

[Fletch 5,817]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah anyone who picked aggy to win this game just wanted the matchup with Texas in R32. Aggy wasn’t going to win this game 😂😂

Like an hour before the game started my aggy "friend" was telling me how they were going to win this handily and they should've been a 3 seed. Now he's saying Penn State was a bad match up for them and they're going to light us up Saturday cause if they couldn't slow them down, no way we can. There's a list of other crazy shit he said but I'll spare y'all 

[Dahobbs 18,318]

6 hours ago, Kwix said:

 

The replies are glorious. Some aggy cringe:

 

 

 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

[Js1 87,179]

7 hours ago, Kwix said:

 

Aggys taze. Longhorns fist 

[miguelito 11,504]

That guy was going to taze his asshole either way. 

[honolulu horn 6,227]

4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

That guy was going to taze his asshole either way. 

Let's be honest, most Surlyites are probably going to take their assholes too, regardless of basketball. 

[LTtxfan 49,998]

8 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Don't fake the Funk on a nasty dunk

 

Brothers Johnson

"Get The Funk Out Ma Face"

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

I'm hoping Pickett is a bit gassed. 

Since the Big 10 tournament started last Thursday he's played 37, 38, 37, 38, and 40 minutes. Those are some big minutes. This will be the 6th game in 10 days where he plays huge minutes. 

Edited March 17, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[LTtxfan 49,998]

FRIDAY MARCH 17th

 

[Underdog 29,176]

Well I'm disappointed, was looking forward to a Horns/Aggies matchup. 

[closetohumping 17,815]

 

[Js1 87,179]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well I'm disappointed, was looking forward to a Horns/Aggies matchup. 

So was aggy, but they forgot the most important rule in March Madness - you gotta win the game you’re in to get to the next one.  

[Rickylovesweed 15,501]

Buzz Williams has made it out of the first round only 1 time in the last 10 seasons. 

He's their version of Shaka. The funny thing is this year likely bought him several more years.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

 

 

 

[Wally Pryor 5,410]

Along with Sasser re-injuring his groin, Shead hyperextended his knee last night. Sounds like he is playing tomorrow but this isn't trending well for Houston.

Could be for Texas, though. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,454]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Buzz Williams has made it out of the first round only 1 time in the last 10 seasons. 

He's their version of Shaka. The funny thing is this year likely bought him several more years.  

Well, they do have a history with extending shit coaches based on flash in the pan seasons.

[Js1 87,179]

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Along with Sasser re-injuring his groin, Shead hyperextended his knee last night. Sounds like he is playing tomorrow but this isn't trending well for Houston.

Could be for Texas, though. 

It would honestly be about time we got some March breaks. Right??