2023 Masters

[dcar00 14631]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

17th hole…busting out the chain saws to clear it…kewl kewl kewl…

 

Austin says 3 trees is childs play...

[dcar00 14631]

So does Bryson acknowledge that Koepka shot a nice round of par today?

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I was obviously joking about the nil impact for aggy.

Hell Greg might throw 50M at him Sunday.

Oh I know. I was just pointing out that the $5M or whatever he doesn’t cash from the Masters win is completely inconsequential to what the victory would be worth. 

[Blotto 23755]

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I know. I was just pointing out that the $5M or whatever he doesn’t cash from the Masters win is completely inconsequential to what the victory would be worth. 

No doubt. He can make that $5 million just letting lucci and the rest of aggy suck his dick for a month. They are so starved for success, they'll be cashing in their 401K's just for the privilege

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

No doubt. He can make that $5 million just letting lucci and the rest of aggy suck his dick for a month. They are so starved for success, they'll be cashing in their 401K's just for the privilege

Didn’t even think about aggy glory hole money. 

[Blotto 23755]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Didn’t even think about aggy glory hole money. 

This dude will have Jeff Gillooly on a plane to Augusta Sat night if the aggy is still in contention. He didn't originally attend A&M to be the big swinging dick in the  Hall of Champions, but now that he's had a taste of that kind of power, he aint letting it go without a fight. 

[Beau Vine 55038]

 

[Beau Vine 55038]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Holy shit, that lady with the hat on just stood and watched the trees coming down, and trees ended up landing on either side of her.  The other lady ran like someone with a brain would.

[conVINCEd 21474]

Good to see that Masters patrons are more agile than our governor.

[Constant 6805]

Gotta think the Masters cellphone policy may have saved someone from serious injury or death. People actually paying attention to their surroundings for once. 

[4th&Five 41725]

 

[BB65 489]

6 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Props to the amateur kid from the state of Texas. 
 

see what happens when he’s paired up with the big dogs tomorrow 

Dogs don’t get much bigger than sheffler the worlds number one rated golfer

[conVINCEd 21474]

He represents the worst of our state.  I hope he chokes tomorrow.

[ztejas 43777]

24 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He represents the worst of our state.  I hope he chokes tomorrow.

I hope the sun rises in the morning. 

[UTexasFight 9661]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit, that lady with the hat on just stood and watched the trees coming down, and trees ended up landing on either side of her.  The other lady ran like someone with a brain would.

1, 2

[Hank_Hill 19087]

Lol in the least surprising news ever just found out a buddy of mine here on Maui sold blow to DJ here a couple years ago

[pops 7044]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol in the least surprising news ever just found out a buddy of mine here on Maui sold blow to DJ here a couple years ago

I watched dj do blow in the bar at gozzer ranch while he was suspended for doing blow. He's a coke head. We all have our cross

[TonyTexas 10587]

Looking at the forecast and it appears they should be able to easily finish round 2 this morning and maybe couple of hours of round 3 in before the sky opens. They will probably be forced to go to threesomes and start on both #1 and 10 for the weekend. But don’t expect any golf this afternoon. 

Edited April 8, 2023 by TonyTexas

[YGIFS 19453]

So the guy in the lead is a LIV tour player?  How is that possible?  I thought they weren't invited to PGA events anymore?  Obviously I missed a meeting.  

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So the guy in the lead is a LIV tour player?  How is that possible?  I thought they weren't invited to PGA events anymore?  Obviously I missed a meeting.  

None of the majors are in any way sanctioned by the pga tour. They all have their own eligibility criteria, with most important Avenue to qualify World golf rankings for most players. Because the LIV tour gets no world golf rankings in a few years (if LIV lasts that long) the only LIV guys playing in the events will be past champions at the majors but for now about 20 guys were able to hit Augusta criteria. 

[hookem48 4718]

where's the wind? This is target practice.

[hookem48 4718]

for fuck's sake are all the marshals asleep?

[hookem48 4718]

I knew Bennett held the course record of 62 at Oak Ridge in Madisonville but I forgot he did it when he was 12.

[Nicole44 22198]

Where’s the golf man? I hate how this is done. TV wise…I get you can watch with the app and it’s superior but how they do it between the networks and what they show/don’t show is so frustrating. 

[Nicole44 22198]

Rahm playing really well today. Sucks that he has to make up for yesterday the way he’d been playing before they suspended play.

Also, some of these golfers aren’t wearing enough layers…I know it’s cold and rainy but damn some of them are wishing they’d have on more stuff. You can see how miserable it is but some didn’t put on enough layers. 

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

Tiger went from greatest lag putter in the world to “hit the ball Alice” in the last 5 years. Even before the wreck I feel like. 

[hookem48 4718]

can we at least get a gust of wind when Tiger hits?

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

Im is at +2. If he finishes +3 (or JT) Tiger would make the cut on the number at +3 so he might have 2 shots to play with here. 
only Tiger, IM and JT can affect the cut. If 2 of them end up at +3 (or higher) cut will move to +3. 
Tiger has 18 to play and it’s playing as about a Par 4.5 right now. 

Edited April 8, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[kingkoopa6 8482]

Dang 

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

Ha. Nance just figured out what I did 5 minutes ago on the cut. 

[4th&Five 41725]

Trevor is so much better than Faldo already. 

[hookem48 4718]

doesn't matter if Tiger makes the cut or not we'll still see 150 of his shots this weekend.

[hookem48 4718]

someone will kick it back out

[kingkoopa6 8482]

Fucccccck

Just now, hookem48 said:

someone will kick it back out

Please 

[Dr Fear 1269]

Tiger is IN THE WOODS

[hookem48 4718]

Just now, Dr Fear said:

Tiger is IN THE WOODS

no he's not, magically the ball stopped

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

These guys just got straight up horse ducked by the draw. Open style where you basically have 9 of the top 10 guys from early late or late early. There’s nothing that can be done about it obviously but I hate it when that happens. Mars a tournament IMO. 
makes what Rahm was doing, especially with his I mees I mees I mees I make tribute to Seve on #1 Thursday that much more impressive. 
I love Socttie and he’s fucking awesome but nobody is as good as Rahm at the top of his game. 

[hookem48 4718]

if 50 people have to bogey in for Tiger to make the cut that is exactly what will happen

[hookem48 4718]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

These guys just got straight up horse ducked by the draw. Open style where you basically have 9 of the top 10 guys from early late or late early. There’s nothing that can be done about it obviously but I hate it when that happens. Mars a tournament IMO. 
makes what Rahm was doing, especially with his I mees I mees I mees I make tribute to Seve on #1 Thursday that much more impressive. 
I love Socttie and he’s fucking awesome but nobody is as good as Rahm at the top of his game. 

the conditions saved Thomas on 15

[Deej 77298]

12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

If a tree fell on Phil Mickelson, would anyone hear him scream?

[ConferenceRoom 6181]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if 50 people have to bogey in for Tiger to make the cut that is exactly what will happen

You love talking Tiger. 

[kingkoopa6 8482]

[hookem48 4718]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

You love talking Tiger. 

just like the Eagles, Redskins, Steelers,49ers.

[TonyTexas 10587]

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

These guys just got straight up horse ducked by the draw

I’m not really sure there is a huge advantage of late/early vs early/late. Sure, the current weather conditions are causing the course to play longer but, at the same time, the greens are more receptive and rolling much slower. I think wind discrepancies usually have more effect. That and length of their day. Long day for those who had to play this morning. 

Edited April 8, 2023 by TonyTexas

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m not really sure there is a huge advantage of late/early vs early/late. Sure, the current weather conditions are causing the course to play longer but, at the same time, the greens are more receptive and rolling much slower. I think wind discrepancies usually have more effect. That and length of their day. Long day for those who had to play this morning. 

The late early guys are a collective 14 over. The early late guys are like 130 over. It’s a huge advantage this year. One of the biggest I’ve ever seen at Augusta. 

Edited April 8, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[PittsburghTiger 6252]

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Rahm playing really well today. Sucks that he has to make up for yesterday the way he’d been playing before they suspended play.

Also, some of these golfers aren’t wearing enough layers…I know it’s cold and rainy but damn some of them are wishing they’d have on more stuff. You can see how miserable it is but some didn’t put on enough layers. 

😉

 

I do agree with you though. It does look miserable as fuck. I like golf, the good tournament stuff like the majors. I only play, on average, 1.5 rounds per year. I do appreciate these guys being as good as they are. I enjoy how this tournament rips out their souls. I hate the tournaments that have a winner at 20-under. I live close to Oakmont and that course also rips out their souls. But, back to the weather, there is no way in hell that I would want to be out there watching, or playing, in that.

 

[TonyTexas 10587]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Rhe late early guys are a collective 14 over. The early Laye guys are like 130 over. It’s a huge advantage this year. One of the biggest I’ve ever seen at Augusta. 

How much of that is from the old guys who mostly tee off early on Thursday?

[LTtxfan 49459]

Nice birdie on #17 for Rahm

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

How much of that is from the old guys who mostly tee off early on Thursday?

Shouldn’t matter all that much. tv schedule tried to make it equal so they get a fair balance on TV. MIze and Lyle were both early late but a couple guys on the other side blew up too. Am heavy on the other side. 
It’s fucking miserable right now, they already got the rough side of the draw and now they are going to have an 18 hour day that started at like 4:00 am. Nope. 

[Wulaw Horn 19336]

Can’t imagine JT making a birdie on 18. Tigers around for the weekendin like 98% likelihood.