2023 Masters

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

Here we go, boys. 

[4th&Five 41569]

[LTtxfan 49309]

Thru 4

• Rahm           -10
• Koepka        -10
• Hovland        -8

[ztejas 43517]

Who the fuck is revving their sportscar outside Augusta? Cops need to go shoot them in the dick. 

[4th&Five 41569]

Sounds like Fast & The Furious going on in Augusta. 

[LTtxfan 49309]

Scottie now -5 thru 9 holes  (5 shots back)

[dcar00 14312]

koepka is done.  woodland could post a suprise number.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

koepka is done.  woodland could post a suprise number.

Seems a little early for this call. 

[dcar00 14312]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Seems a little early for this call. 

sure.  but his putter was due.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Seems a little early for this call. 

If you’ve paid attention his body has been gone for 3 years and his head gone for 2. His body is back but with Rahm breathing down his neck, I’d be shocked if he wins. Spieth and Scottie heating up and Brooks melting down. This all makes me happy. He is the biggest doucher in pro golf outside of Reed. 

Edited April 9, 2023 by Porterhouse

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Porterhouse said:

If you’ve paid attention

[dcar00 14312]

1 minute ago, Porterhouse said:

If you’ve paid attention his body has been gone for 3 years and his head gone for 2. His body is back but with Rahm breathing down his neck, I’d be shocked if he wins. Sports and Scottie heating up and Brooks melting down. This all makes me happy. He is the biggest doucher in pro golf outside of Reed. 

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

[Hank_Hill 18891]

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Forget it, guys. You'll never convince the ones who don't go to masters.com that there's any other way to watch the tournament other than their tube TV with rabbit ears on CBS.

i CaNt WaTcH aNyThInG

[heso 2813]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Seems a little early for this call. 

It’s surly. Every sporting event is over every lead change. 

[Constant 6748]

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

[heso 2813]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad. 

[ztejas 43517]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

I figured they'd finish today but they're playing at a fucking snail's pace. 

[dcar00 14312]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

I give it 100%

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

jordan lurking

[ztejas 43517]

Does anyone wanna fucking win this thing? 

[dcar00 14312]

1 minute ago, heso said:

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad. 

that LIV thing really got you wrapped around the axle, huh...

[heso 2813]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

that LIV thing really got you wrapped around the axle, huh...

I disliked Brooks long before LIV was a thing. 

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

rahm sticking it with a sand wedge

SKILLZ

[Surly Bevo 25084]

Sunset in Augusta is 7:54.  They got plenty of time.  

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

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[Guest]

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

Brooks is a ginormous doucher. I did feel for him a little in the documentary, before he chose to go to LIV, because he was totally broken. But his house, vapid wife and vapid lifestyle annoys the fuck out of me. 

[4th&Five 41569]

If koepka runs out of gas after 54 holes the LIV jokes will write themselves. 

[dcar00 14312]

jordan fucked up the par 5's way too much this week.  He's putting in a game effort though.

[LTtxfan 49309]

Thru 6

• Rahm       -10
• Koepka     -9

[tbone_ 14133]

If koepka runs out of gas after 54 holes the LIV jokes will write themselves. 

Several I know have made this comment.

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

jordan is going to run out of holes

[WBT 20638]

Log jam developing at -6

[GhostOfTomJoad 9341]

Jordan eagling 15 would be just the perfect nut punch to this week.

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jordan is going to run out of holes

He needed a bogey-free round with at least birdies on all the 5s AND help from the leaders. Way too far back. 

[aggie08 21505]

34 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

First time in my life I’ve rooted for Rahm. 
 

fuck LIV golf. 

All of this.

I actually really like Brooks. Golf can get pretty stuffy and full of itself, so I appreciate a dude who shows up a few times a year to make some birdies, talk a little junk, and post pictures of his wife's ass on social media.

But if none of those guys ever win another major again, I won't shed a single tear.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Log jam developing at -6

Karl Hungus needs to fix the cable. 

[dcar00 14312]

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

He needed a bogey-free round with at least birdies on all the 5s AND help from the leaders. Way too far back. 

yep, even eagle birdie par birdie finish won't be good enough.

[Pam Cummings 9646]

Damn. Shoulda made that Rahm.

[tbone_ 14133]

What the hell was that rahm?

[LonghornSean 4008]

Long birdie for Scheffler to get to -6

[C-Man 27235]

jordan is going to run out of holes

If he can get to 8-under he can put pressure on Rahm/Koepka. I could see Koepka sliding back to that number but Rahm probably won’t.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Ugly putt by Rahm. 

[Blotto 23560]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jordan is going to run out of holes

That stupid fucking play on the 13th hole on day 1 just looks even worse now. I guess its not even worth hoping he changes, because thats just how he plays. Still, just for the fuck of it I made the following two entertainment bets right when the 4th rd started

 

 

[Pam Cummings 9646]

Scheffler has a chance!

Edited April 9, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

Lol Scottie and Jordan on page 1 now. 
 

I genuinely didn’t think both guys in the last group would tread water or back up enough to get caught, but damned if they have done. 

[pops 7005]

Back nine on Sunday,  bitches!   Here we go!

[dcar00 14312]

that was pretty awful from Rahm. 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Long birdie for Scheffler to get to -6

[Hank_Hill 18891]

What a shot from Jordan

[pops 7005]

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who the fuck is revving their sportscar outside Augusta? Cops need to go shoot them in the dick. 

Augusta is basically surrounded by a slum.