2023 Masters

[LonghornSean 4,008]

Verne needs to move the mic a bit further from his face

[LTtxfan 49,302]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Hovland (okie lite) and Cantlay (ucla) have really shit the bed today... 

ugh

 

Hey Master's folks...

Never pair Cantlay and Hovland again -- fuck the rules  😋

[Pam Cummings 9,646]

Cantlay

 

[TonyTexas 10,518]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

God you're such an annoying dipshit. Go find a stump to bother. I'll put you on ignore for the benefit of the golf threads from here on out. 

I’m not the dipshit who said Koepka had this thing cooked with a 3 shot lead over  Rahm and Hovland on Friday morning when they hadn’t even teed off for their 2nd round. Then lipped off when I politely pointed how absurd that was. 

[Dewey 3,286]

Rahm should skip it across the pond like it's a practice round. 

[4th&Five 41,565]

You’re not winning this , Patrick so hurry the fuck up!

[ztejas 43,503]

Cantlay is going to get his tax attorney on the horn for a few minutes before teeing off on 17. 

[Constant 6,748]

Cantlay should have to serve a year in prison for every minute he stands over a putt. 

[C-Man 27,235]

Cantlay needs a pitch clock

[pops 7,005]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

No

 

 

 

bennett needs a birdie on 18 to come back next year 

When he turns pro does his finishing place still matter as an am?  I know augusta has weird rules.... just not sure how that one works. Like if you win the US am and get a spot at augusta,  you lose it if you turn pro in the interim. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,883]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re not winning this , Patrick so hurry the fuck up!

to be fair, each stroke at this point could be worth $250k or more

[Mo Horn 8,852]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, each stroke at this point could be worth $250k or more

That's about what he gets per stoke with LIV, so I'm guessing he'll be fine

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

And Bennett stiffs the fans. He already douchebags at a pga vet level. 

[The Dude 1,246]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

And It will begin at 10:30p

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

poor aggy ran out of holes

[pops 7,005]

Need to take a page from Miguel angel and light the cigar coming up 18

[dcar00 14,306]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

[TonyTexas 10,518]

Just now, The Dude said:

And It will begin at 10:30p

That will be tough on the old guys. Maybe tell them it’s the Champions Breakfast. 

[Mo Horn 8,852]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

Bring in Jose Andres to make it

[tbone_ 14,132]

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

That might be my dinner tonight

[BearSchlong 8,100]

Cantlay needs a pitch clock

He is a beat down, for sure. Almost as bad as watching Kevin Na.

[4th&Five 41,565]

 

[Mo Horn 8,852]

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

That might be my dinner tonight

I just had a pimento cheese sandwich... it's a masters tradition

[tbone_ 14,132]

Not good rahm

[dcar00 14,306]

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

He is a beat down, for sure. Almost as bad as watching Kevin Na.

it's the only bad thing Nicklaus brought to golf

[pops 7,005]

Oops

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

At the grill now and not watching, but brooks needs to birdie the last to tie Bennett’s round 4 score. 

[pops 7,005]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

it's the only bad thing Nicklaus brought to golf

His design firm says hold my beer. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4,783]

Ha, been there brother.

[C-Man 27,235]

Trevor likes to remind everybody that he’s won a Green Jacket

[dcar00 14,306]

lucky as shit.

[tbone_ 14,132]

Trevor likes to remind everybody that he’s won a Green Jacket

I sure as fuck would

[4th&Five 41,565]

 

[BearSchlong 8,100]

So he picked up his provisional?

[Mo Horn 8,852]

Good for Rahm. After the Texas players I root for, he is probably my favorite golfer

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

3 hours to play 10 holes. Let’s move it guys. 

Played the back 9 in like two hours.  My guess is someone told them to hurry the fuck up.  They were going to finish this today.  They weren't coming out tomorrow for 2 holes because Cantlay of whoever was herpy derping their way down the course.

[ztejas 43,503]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

because Cantlay of whoever

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

[4th&Five 41,565]

 

[Upgrayedd 5,815]

Go Devils.

[Pam Cummings 9,646]

I like Rahm, good for him

[Mo Horn 8,852]

Just now, Upgrayedd said:

Go Devils.

That's my only issue with him. ☺️

[bmbmd 1,027]

 

This was my most recent fortune cookie from Panda. A bad omen I think.

[sdm 892]

Bennett goes -4, -4 gets interviewed about the pressure of being in his position. Could have been humble, but like a typical aggy shot his mouth off about being capable of hanging with Rahm and Koepke. +4, +2, oops. And once again we witness another aggy choke.

[LonghornSean 4,008]

Let’s get a gif of Bennett exiting stage left

[Incredulity 11,678]

55 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

Or whatever the hell they eat

[Upgrayedd 5,815]

51 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's my only issue with him. ☺️

I’ll mention that at the bbq

[pops 7,005]

54 minutes ago, sdm said:

Bennett goes -4, -4 gets interviewed about the pressure of being in his position. Could have been humble, but like a typical aggy shot his mouth off about being capable of hanging with Rahm and Koepke. +4, +2, oops. And once again we witness another aggy choke.

Hang a banner!

[Mileslong 4,728]

Hang a banner!

They will be putting his Masters finish on their stadium next to several imaginary national championships.