[SWEET SIXTEEN BOUND] Texas vs Penn State - NCAA Tourney round of 32

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Penn State does have some hot cheerleaders 

[Loop 1604 227]

Every rebound they push us in the back 

[OU Sucks 8745]

Does the whole officiating crew live in Lubbock or something?  PSU should've had about 10 fouls that half, not 3.  We'd be blowing them out if this was called evenly.

[WBT 20415]

8 point lead after shooting like rhat isn't bad.  Keep up the D and we'll be fine

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Is there anyone else playing in this game besides Pickett and Wynter? Those are the only two guys the announcers are talking about. Ignoring the fact that Rice had 7 made 3’s in the last game.

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, rvm96 said:

A good prop bet for any UT game is Carr taking the last shot of the first and/or second half

Taking - and making. 

[Hammerhead 257]

Just now, MotownHorn said:

Love that strong finish to the half

Now win the first 4 minutes of the 2nd half to get them down double digits

Yup. Rebound and get good looks on offense. We are in prime position to blow this open. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Second half is ours. We’re on a mission. This team is built different. We aren’t losing.

[Hermanator 6933]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Outstanding!  Played through a cold shooting stretch and a bunch of bullshit ass calls and we're still up 8 at the break.

And we get the ball second half.

Let's go on and win this thing by 15+.

This may be the first time I've ever heard anyone say this in regards to basketball

[Js1 85095]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

It's a tough match for Bishop. He needs to play only rest minutes to spell Disu in this one. 

Disu not picking up that early foul was huge. Wish he didn’t pick up that cheapie so late but only the 1

[miguelito 11216]

This calls for another gin and tonic.

[freyguy 4245]

No need to panic that the 3's arent happening tonight.  Let Penn St keep throwing up bricks, and we focus on the high percentage shots.  

[Pancho 44454]

I should note—

 

The ref who called the phantom 5 second call against us vs Arizona is currently reffing this game. 

 

 

—

 

With that said, we aren’t playing bad. I like our game plan. But damn, i want us to drive the ball and force them to call fouls. However, Disu is on fire. Keep that shit going, yo.

 

Refill—I’m doing Bulleit bourbon. Y’all?

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Other than the "Texas is bigger so we're not gonna call fouls" that was a great half, especially on D.

[Jerry Callo 8663]

Ready for Rice to turn it on out of the half.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I guess Pickett ass raping the aggies gave him ref cred 

18 points in the paint for Texas, yet only two free throws. And the Pederasts were whistled for just three fouls the entire half despite all the reaching, grabbing and body checking.

 

Also, 0-for-7 from deep.

 

Yet Texas is up by 8 at intermission. With some objective officiating and outside shots falling, this should turn into another 20-point blowout.

[LTtxfan 48962]

[DFW Horn 6118]

Just now, miguelito said:

This calls for another gin and tonic.

Makers Mark + rocks

Fuck PA mountain aggy

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Great close to the half fellas. 
I need less Bishop on my life in the second half. 

Bishop is a great passer from the top of the key, given us a ton of easy layups the last couple weeks. 

[TxTower 650]

Who is this Dylan Disu and where is he from?

[TexArcher 37508]

We were scoring in the paint the whole half and killing them on the offensive glass, and somehow they only fouled us 3 times.  Sure, Jan.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Keep feeding Disu. He's too big inside and they have to double. 

It's going to lead to open looks. 

[Ignatius 4000]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Taking - and making. 

Carr probably shoots 80% in the last minute of the first half…

[ztejas 43262]

What the fuck is going on with Kenny? 

[Hermanator 6933]

2 minutes ago, miguelito said:

This calls for another gin and tonic.

I'm making mezcal/blanco tequila old school margaritas on the rocks. The wife is out of town with her sisters this weekend. The daughters are with their grandparents. Texas is defending the shit out of fuckers in March. Good times 

[kegman 187]

Jameson mainly but a few Coors Lights to keep me hydrated. 

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Just keep punishing these dudes inside. They cannot stop it. Now doubling Disu, leaving Timmy/Christian open for nice cut.

Let's whip their asses in 2H

[LTtxfan 48962]

3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Ready for Rice to turn it on out of the half.

Turn the damn burner on... Heat up Rice !!! 🤘

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Who is this Dylan Disu and where is he from?

Bad Motherfucker from the Valley of Pfugs

[Willfully Horn 7913]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Refill—I’m doing Bulleit bourbon. Y’all?

I like their rye. IPA edition Jameson, here, post Paddy’s Day.

[miguelito 11216]

FYI, I'm using Wild Bark gin, which uses juniper berries from west Texas, and has ties to UT.

🤘

[TexArcher 37508]

Kenny Smith thinks y'all need to catch up.

[Guest]

All last season, many of y'all kept saying Disu would be a factor when healthy.  i was skeptical that it was wishful thinking.

Dude is borderline imposing his will.  Fun to watch.

Would like to see scorrer Timmy score more.  That would seal the Boy Fuckers' fate.

Old Forester 1920 for the record.

Edited March 19, 2023 by slorch

[BurgleBro 772]

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Penn State does have some hot cheerleaders 

That one chick has big ass titties, only fans quality

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

OF 1920 and some homemade Earl Grey mead.

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Kenny Smith thinks y'all need to catch up.

I hope he's okay. Maybe he's just tired.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Texas lived in the paint and Penn State only fouled 3 times? 

[Jerry Callo 8663]

Decaf coffee with a touch of half and half. I might pour the wife some Buffalo Trace over an ice cube.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Texas lived in the paint and Penn State only fouled 3 times? 

No. They were only called for 3 fouls.

[Rip76 4913]

Man a Sweet 16 appearance would go a long way.

Do this shit.

[TexArcher 37508]

Disu: 12 points (6-10) and 6 boards

Timmy: 7 points (3-5) and 8 boards

Team 3-pt shooting: 0-8

Pretty obvious what needs to happen the rest of the way...

[jimmyjazz 45546]

Fuck, I'm just drinking Shiner Bock.  I need to up my game.

What's the "old school" marg recipe @Hermanator?

[WBT 20415]

12 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Ignoring the fact that Rice had 7 made 3’s in the last game.

Pretty sure they mentioned it

[Dahobbs 17437]

Just now, Sheep Have Wool said:

No. They were only called for 3 fouls.

They do a good job of staying straight up when defending in the paint. I can see why they don't get called for a lot of fouls. 

[jw4381 3063]

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I should note—

 

The ref who called the phantom 5 second call against us vs Arizona is currently reffing this game. 

 

 

—

 

With that said, we aren’t playing bad. I like our game plan. But damn, i want us to drive the ball and force them to call fouls. However, Disu is on fire. Keep that shit going, yo.

 

Refill—I’m doing Bulleit bourbon. Y’all?

Hi West.

[shakahorn 1625]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Disu: 12 points (6-10) and 6 boards

Timmy: 7 points (3-5) and 8 boards

Team 3-pt shooting: 0-8

Pretty obvious what needs to happen the rest of the way...

We've pretty much stuck to the gameplan all along.  Can't see it changing now.

[EZ$ 2102]

What’s the purpose of starting Dillon Mitchell?  He starts every game, plays about 8 min and then you never see him again. Was him “starting” part of his “contract” to sign with us?  Just don’t see the point. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10139]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

They do a good job of staying straight up when defending in the paint. I can see why they don't get called for a lot of fouls. 

Just call there clear out defensive shoves before rebounds and they'd have double digits already

[Fletch 5799]

We’ve been a second half team all year too. Let’s run these pedos out of they gym

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Just call there clear out defensive shoves before rebounds and they'd have double digits already

This....that's where they are fouling like hell.