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From what I'm hearing lately about the greatest threat to our children, groomers, and all that.....all of those guys must be drag queens.  Right?

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They wear the label and wave the flag more ostentatiously than anyone.  In short, the louder someone proclaims their special status as a "Christian," the less likely they are to do the one thing that

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49 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

this thread is depressing as to how many pedos are out there.  But honestly, how do these fucks think they are going to get away with it?  Can't imagine most kids won't confide in someone about it.  Dammit.

Uhhh plenty do get away with it

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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not that I have kids but I would trust the care, of my non-existing kid, to a drag queen before any preacher, teacher or coach. And I think the vast majority of the teachers, preachers and coaches are perfectly find but they seem to have an over indexed level of pervs in that group. 

Yeah I don’t just hand off my kids to a rando just because they have some sort of title like coach or pastor.  Those words do not mean anything to me in that context. 

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Yeah I don’t just hand off my kids to a rando just because they have some sort of title like coach or pastor.  Those words do not mean anything to me in that context. 

At this point, they should mean “most likely demographics to abuse your kid.” Kind of like how “drag performer” may be statistically the safest person to leave your kid with.

At this point, it is undeniable. If you wanted to take one step to have the maximum reduction of the risk of your kid being molested by a non-family member (which is always the highest risk category), it would be “do not let them be involved in any church or church activities.” It’s that clear.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

At this point, it is undeniable. If you wanted to take one step to have the maximum reduction of the risk of your kid being molested by a non-family member (which is always the highest risk category), it would be “do not let them be involved in any church or church activities.” It’s that clear.

Best case scenario, your kid ends up fucked in the head. Best case. 

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Diddling kids can be exhausting.

Great News!

We've used a shitload of our tax-free funds to build a resort ...er, pastoral rehabilitation center for JC's helpers to hide, unwind, self-examine, atone (only between them and JC, no peeking!), and then get back in the game spreading the Good News! 

 https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/church-of-the-highlands-opens-45-million-pastoral-recovery-center-what-is-it.html

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Diddling kids can be exhausting.

Great News!

We've used a shitload of our tax-free funds to build a resort ...er, pastoral rehabilitation center for JC's helpers to hide, unwind, self-examine, atone (only between them and JC, no peeking!), and then get back in the game spreading the Good News! 

 https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/church-of-the-highlands-opens-45-million-pastoral-recovery-center-what-is-it.html

It’s not a crime, it’s a sin. The church can handle that. Just pray and ask forgiveness.

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55 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Diddling kids can be exhausting.

Great News!

We've used a shitload of our tax-free funds to build a resort ...er, pastoral rehabilitation center for JC's helpers to hide, unwind, self-examine, atone (only between them and JC, no peeking!), and then get back in the game spreading the Good News! 

 https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/church-of-the-highlands-opens-45-million-pastoral-recovery-center-what-is-it.html

Well that's beyond fucking disturbing.  At least the Catholic Church shuffled them off/under in shame, they didn't build them a summer retreat in the foothills.  

Let's take a look at the agenda for tomorrow, shall we?

6:00a Prayer/Bible Readings 

7:00a Breakfast 

8:00a Individual Therapy

10:00a Crafts

12:00p Lunch

1:00p Share best practices with fellow, broken pastors (whatever topic you'd like, no counselors or supervision---just the men of God chatting)

3:00p Present the demographic report of all the churches in your parish/district, particularly gender and age

4:00p  Best practices II-what to do when invited to the home of a parishioner

5:00p How to organize youth activities and worship in your area

6:00p The dangers of being around youth while either of you under the influence of alcohol or prescription drugs

7:00p Dinner

8:00p Developing relationships with schools, sports teams, and at-risk youth populations near your church 

9:00p Some stuff about getting better, who knows?  Maybe just watch Benny Hinn

10:00p Lights Out

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Well at least, brides tend to at least be 18 and over...even in South Carolina

(checks wedding planning book wife is still saving for her last single sister)

Oh "Bridal Parties"...which includes flower girls, program girls, and often younger sisters of the bride whom are under 18 and serving as bridesmaids.  

 

Can we photoshop together a "Youth Pastor" starter kit?  Wahl clippers for the hair, acoustic guitar with festive next-strap, hidden camera spy kit, phone pre-loaded with dick pics, wine coolers, and a t-shirt that says "Left Behind Trilogy & Chill"  

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Yeah, I feel bad for the Asst. D.A. who has to ask the question of the girl in front of a judge and jury and her parents, "And did you know why be brought the condoms?  You do, okay.  And do you know he brought the lunch and (grimacing face) Grimace Milkshake?  You don't.  Do you think they were for him or you?  What's that?  He said they were to share on both of you, what?  Your honor, prosecution requests a 15-minute recess to confer with the witness."  

What school did this guy work at, anybody know?  I'm having door dash deliver a half dozen Grimace milkshakes to his office/assistants first day of school.  With a note, "I know you knew"  

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I bet the members of these churches are queuing up to go see QAnon fear porn with Jim Caveizel.

Entire Sunday meeting congregation is meeting at AMC. Then in addition to the donation plate, they'll buy tickets forward. I literally saw that shit on my FB feed from one of the less obvious knobs I keep around as a dipshit touchstone. 

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i hate that this thread exists but wish i could splice together and longcat this thread to just detonate on magats that blame Dems/hollywood/LGBT people for all the ills in the world RE: child sexual abuse.  Maybe open carry nutjobs could stand outside the doors of a church or religious school and protest sexual abuse where it is more likely to happen.

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13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Entire Sunday meeting congregation is meeting at AMC. Then in addition to the donation plate, they'll buy tickets forward. I literally saw that shit on my FB feed from one of the less obvious knobs I keep around as a dipshit touchstone. 

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The charges stem from January, when a probation officer searching Ash’s residence discovered a 15-year-old girl hiding in his bedroom closet.

Displayed in the bedroom was a collage of photos featuring Ash and the teen, police said. She told investigators that she had known Ash for about two years and they had a sexual relationship.

Prosecutors said Ash met the teen through Good Samaritan Rehabilitation, a faith-based drug and alcohol program closely affiliated with The Altar Church in Coeur d’Alene. The two reportedly got to know each other through the rehab program and through church activities. The teen had lived with Ash since November 2022, according to court records.

Deeply, deeply disturbing that the so-called faith-based rehabilitation program  offered space for a teenage girl and an adult criminal offender (why else was a probation officer in his house) to spend time with each other. Adult substance abusers or addicts should never be in a program with minors, there shouldn’t even be overlap. But put “faith-based” in the name and now all of a sudden these standards and rules don’t apply! 

So much of what goes wrong at churches happens when churches start doing thing that aren’t church. 

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7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Deeply, deeply disturbing that the so-called faith-based rehabilitation program  offered space for a teenage girl and an adult criminal offender (why else was a probation officer in his house) to spend time with each other. Adult substance abusers or addicts should never be in a program with minors, there shouldn’t even be overlap. But put “faith-based” in the name and now all of a sudden these standards and rules don’t apply! 

So much of what goes wrong at churches happens when churches start doing thing that aren’t church. 


next year he can be a counselor at any Texas school, no pesky background checks !

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Deeply, deeply disturbing that the so-called faith-based rehabilitation program  offered space for a teenage girl and an adult criminal offender (why else was a probation officer in his house) to spend time with each other. Adult substance abusers or addicts should never be in a program with minors, there shouldn’t even be overlap. But put “faith-based” in the name and now all of a sudden these standards and rules don’t apply! 

So much of what goes wrong at churches happens when churches start doing thing that aren’t church. 

Very little of churching is church. Yuvvie out front should have told you. 

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On 7/10/2023 at 12:25 PM, Sbbruin said:

this thread is depressing as to how many pedos are out there.  But honestly, how do these fucks think they are going to get away with it?  Can't imagine most kids won't confide in someone about it.  Dammit.

part of the reason kids need age-appropriate sex education and outside adults they can confide in is so that these fucks won't get away with it. 

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On 7/15/2023 at 7:24 PM, tx 3 putt said:


next year he can be a counselor at any Texas school, no pesky background checks !

 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Another soon to be high school and middle school counselor !

 

For those of you who think Putt is kidding.....this is EXACTLY the kind of person your state leadership has decreed should be deployed IN OUR SCHOOLS to counsel our children.

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guys, guys...i think i'm beginning to sense a pattern

Me too………churches and church camps are secretly or accidentally hiring drag queens that go undercover in regular clothes and appearance so as to better molest children. It’s the only plausible explanation since we know that drag queens are responsible for this.
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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s never ending with these douche bags …..

 

Fucking Mineola.  Where the locals went apeshit and convicted multiple people for a "child sex camp abuse thing" that DID NOT HAPPEN.  But what do the fine people of Mineola HAPPILY allow to happen?  Sex abuse by a god-fearing Christian, because no WAY should they be cautious about that.  Nope, the REAL threat is just regular folks throwing satanic sex parties with kids flying around on broomsticks (seriously, one alleged "victim" actually told that story), and surely, drag queens -- they're the REAL threat.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  People.

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Looks like this guy was indicted twice and tried once in Mississippi for similar charges, 2014. Result was a mistrial, second charge has no information because shitty article. Dude ran from Mississippi and setup shop in Mineola. Simple google search would've been adequate to keep your kids a healthy distance from this alleged creep. 

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1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Looks like this guy was indicted twice and tried once in Mississippi for similar charges, 2014. Result was a mistrial, second charge has no information because shitty article. Dude ran from Mississippi and setup shop in Mineola. Simple google search would've been adequate to keep your kids a healthy distance from this alleged creep. 

But why would you even worry about that?  He's a CHRISTIAN.  Christians aren't a threat.  Those durned queer drag queens, that's the real threat!  They're comin' to Mineola to GROOM OUR KIDS IN THEIR QUEER WAYS!

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