Who wins in a fight?

[closetohumping 17438]

Imo Bourne

Edited March 22, 2023 by closetohumping

[0xdeadbeef 1648]

Bond was a badass until Bourne came along.

 

Bourne was a badass until Wick came along.

 

You're bringing a jump-cut to a gun fight.

[deadshank 24652]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21065]

@Nivek does. 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Where's Kevin?  Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those.

The actual correct answer is John Clark.

Dammit, beat by seconds.

Edited March 23, 2023 by Scheiss Meister
Dammit

[Bull Horn 118]

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Chuck Norris

[horngrad03 1148]

Ditka

[Kennythetiger 9377]

Ranger Captain Woodrow F. Call. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

50 on Bourne for the win.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

John Wick with a fucking pencil. 

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

 

Of course Jason Bourne would win, the other two aren't real.

 

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

 

 

Edited March 23, 2023 by High Plains Drifter

[South Austin 52463]

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

Yeah, put me down as another vote for Mack.

[Davis Lane 5581]

Captain Kirk.

Any man that can kick his own ass and live to tell about it should not be taken lightly.

[52-80 19150]

Noones ever said this about wick

 

[Celery Man 20934]

I was going to ask if Bourne kicked Wick's dog but either way he's fucking toast.

[closetohumping 17438]

14 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Noones ever said this about wick

 

I'm team Bourne but they said similar shit about Wick 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

It’s hard to respect Liam Neeson/Bryan Mills when we can neither get his real name right nor remember his character’s name.

[Davis Lane 5581]

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

John Wick with a fucking pencil. 

Technically the asset kills himself but Bourne could wield ballpoint.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Noones ever said this about wick

 

Wick's nickname is Baba Yaga, he's literally the Boogeyman.

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Noones ever said this about wick

 

 

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wick's nickname is Baba Yaga, he's literally the Boogeyman.

 

[ztejas 43418]

I think Bourne is a better operative/intelligence guy holistically but Wick seems to be better in combat. If they're playing hide and seek across Europe I'll take Bourne. If you're just dropping them in an abandoned warehouse with a couple guns I'll take Wick.

[TheAuditor 1035]

Jack Reacher.

 

Book Jack Reacher,  Not Tom Cruise Jack Reacher. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

Jon Dee Graham

[UT_OB1 2218]

Riddick count?
 

 

https://tenor.com/view/kill-you-with-my-teacup-riddick-gif-19451037

Edited March 24, 2023 by UT_OB1

[SamsCorner 395]

Wick, then Charles Bronson kills wick.

[TexArcher 37774]

Chuck Norris by blue jean roundhouse kick at 0:03 of Rd 1.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

On 3/22/2023 at 8:19 PM, horngrad03 said:

Tiny Ditka

Fify

[Buzzrock 14918]

Matt Murdock takes them all. He defeats hallways full of guys and he’s *blind*.

[General Specific 3256]

Frank Sinatra, he’s got chunks of those other guys in his stool!

[HiggyBaby 2529]

[YGIFS 19450]

On 3/26/2023 at 1:45 AM, General Specific said:

Frank Sinatra, he’s got chunks of those other guys in his stool!

My god, another Phil Hartman impression that was so fucking masterful.  RIP, Phil.  Rip, Old Blue Eyes.  

Oh shit, was it Joe Piscapo?  Fuck, we're old.  

Edited April 1, 2023 by YGIFS

[TrashMaster G 17551]

Wick is winning due to recency bias.

[nbmishoid 949]

Wick, I guess, unless he kidnaps one of Neeson’s female relatives 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

"Nobody ever wins a fight doc"

~~Dalton~~