Weirdest World Soccer Club Names I Could Find

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Wikipedia fun.

Some are less weird than they are awesome, like Hearts of Oak and Heart of Lions. 

 

Nigeria

Wikki Tourist

Bukola Babes

Go Round

Ranchers Bees

Ghana

Hearts of Oak

Heart of Lions

Ebusua Dwarfs

Eleven Wise

Real Tamale 

Zimbabwe

Chicken Inn FC 

Motor Action

Black Mambas

Lengthens

Hardbody

WhaWha

Thailand

Sriracha

Norway

Odds Ballklubb
Start

Bolivia

Blooming
Sport Boys
The Strongest

Botswana

Miscellaneous
Extension Gunners

Kenya

Kenya Prisons

Malawi

Be Forward Wanderers
Big Bullets
Max Bullets

 

Edited June 23, 2018 by MaybeACoordinator

[skittlebrau 474]

Newell's Old Boys and Scunthorpe United have always been my two favorite.

[WBT 20966]

Your mom likes BSC Young Boys

['stache 22131]

Black Mambas v Lengthens sounds like a sausage fest.

[Captain Ron 13128]

 

[SimonBolivar 11062]

My favorite 

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I lived over there for three years...Those don't begin to scratch how weird some of the village names are. 

 

Ramsbottom, Brown Willy, Boggy Bottom, Twatt, Nob End,  Fanny (British for "pussy") Barks,  Scratchy Bottom, Minge (British for pubes on a vagina) Lane.

 

One of my ex-wife's school friends was a redhead and they called her Ginger Minge. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

7 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

My favorite 

 

Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Toure

[Lazarus Bocanegra 312]

Tottenham Hotspur

[SimonBolivar 11062]

Another Chilean favorite

 

 

Who knew that the founding father of Chile would be the son of an Irishman.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

14 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ramsbottom, Brown Willy, Boggy Bottom, Twatt, Nob End,  Fanny (British for "pussy") Barks,  Scratchy Bottom, Minge (British for pubes on a vagina) Lane.

Ah, the ol' Boggy Bottom Boys, best known for hits like "I'm a Man of PK Sorrow" and "Off the Woodwork Now."

[texifornia 59010]

I've always been partial to Millonarios (Millionaires) of Bogota

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millonarios_F.C.

Edited June 25, 2018 by texifornia