Surly Boxing Thread

[David Dennison 18694]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Muhammad Ali is the GOAT not Tyson.

[Chilly Water 409]

Wtf was that aerosol can the other Paul brother was spraying?

[cabowabo 4468]

He's coming back!

[hobbes2702 12863]

“I was trying to hurt him a little bit”. 
Clown shit. 

[956 Worldwide 34505]

It was clear Paul was sandbagging and let’s be real, none of us wanted to see Mike Tyson get clocked by a YouTuber and Paul knew that.  The backlash might have killed his brand.  
 

It was dogshit but we had two fantastic undercard fights to show what boxing can be. 

[BurntOrange&White 39717]

Just now, Chilly Water said:

Wtf was that aerosol can the other Paul brother was spraying?

It is Jake Paul's cologne spray....just a form of advertising.

[DigDug 1661]

Next time have Red Bull sponsor

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2883]

Lmao “I have a biting fixation.”

[Hank_Hill 18534]

A shitty boxer taking it easy on an old legend for millions. Yay. 

[Mdhorn 5915]

They honest to god trained for this.  Really, trained.  Tyson just needed to stay upright, and move his head.  

[Firemans4Horn 17906]

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

It was clear Paul was sandbagging and let’s be real, none of us wanted to see Mike Tyson get clocked by a YouTuber and Paul knew that.  The backlash might have killed his brand.  
 

It was dogshit but we had two fantastic undercard fights to show what boxing can be. 

there are money grabs and then there is this ridiculous piece of shit event. If the whole stadium imploded we would all be better off. 

[hobbes2702 12863]

Imagine paying money for that

[Hank_Hill 18534]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It is Jake Paul's cologne spray....just a form of advertising.

Icono buys that shit guaranteed 

[Dr. Teeth 5836]

2 minutes ago, Chilly Water said:

Wtf was that aerosol can the other Paul brother was spraying?

Brawndo 

[Texasborn91 903]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

A shitty boxer taking it easy on an old legend for millions. Yay. 

Merica 

[Laxtonto 11949]

Im just happy Tyson got a huge payday that wasnt tied to Don King to graft off of

[dcar00 14044]

2 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

I think the Indian guy and bloody bastard in the first fight was better than this 

for sure it was.  way more action.

the Ramos Barrios fight was the best.  2 knockdowns.

[Mdhorn 5915]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Imagine paying money for that

I can't imagine fighting traffic out of there for that.

[ztejas 43290]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It is Jake Paul's cologne spray....just a form of advertising.

It smells like date-rape and GED picture-frames.

[DixonHur 11241]

Who's next on Jake's tour of the boxing glue factory?

Is George Foreman available?

Jake Paul is a joke.  Wake me up when he fights someone with a pulse 

Edited 7 hours ago by DixonHur

[workswithseed 2045]

https://x.com/ChrchCurmudgeon/status/1857658631623467067

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2883]

Jerrah wins again 

[OU Sucks 8749]

 

[workswithseed 2045]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Who's next on Jake's tour of the boxing glue factory?

Is George Foreman available?

Jake Paul is a joke.  Wake me up when he fights someone with a purse 

Jake vs Jerry. He's at the stadium still.

[hobbes2702 12863]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Who's next on Jake's tour of the boxing glue factory?

Is George Foreman available?

Jake Paul is a joke.  Wake me up when he fights someone with a purse 

Who with a pulse would even agree to fight him? He can’t even beat a 57 year old man with short rounds 

[AbeFroman 2136]

The gash is now talking

 

[ztejas 43290]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

A shitty boxer taking it easy on an old legend for millions. Yay. 

At least a bunch of fart-sniffing C-suite execs are going to lose billions on Monday.

We can all drink to that.

[Firemans4Horn 17906]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Who's next on Jake's tour of the boxing glue factory?

Is George Foreman available?

Jake Paul is a joke.  Wake me up when he fights someone with a pulse 

Jake Paul fighting Netflix servers would have been more entertaining. 

[Hank_Hill 18534]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Who's next on Jake's tour of the boxing glue factory?

Is George Foreman available?

Jake Paul is a joke.  Wake me up when he fights someone with a purse 

Why would he? Incels everywhere tune in to watch him struggle against washed pros and he doesn’t get CTE. 

[Dennis Taylor 18725]

Will people at Jerryworld be home in time to watch Texas vs pig tomorrow?

[Blotto 23439]

16 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

This is shit boxing, but the number of people tuning in just shows how well good boxing could actually still do...

The product has been shit in the heavyweight division for a while.

Mike Tyson is still the biggest draw in boxing at 58, lulz.

[Stunns38 3361]

A shitty boxer taking it easy on an old legend for millions. Yay. 

Only in America~Don King 1989

[NBHorn7 58]

The best punch Tyson landed was the little slap at the weigh in.

[DixonHur 11241]

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Jake vs Jerry. He's at the stadium still.

Couple rounds with Gov. Hot Wheels 

[immamac 42564]

Crashing Netflix is so fucking wild. Like the Incompetence required by hundreds or thousands of people were required to fuck it up this bad. 

This whole fight is what's going on with America in front of our faces. 

 

[Stunns38 3361]

I can't imagine fighting traffic out of there for that.

They can just right to Texas Live and hook up with some Tortas.

[tbone_ 14032]

Jake Paul is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen.

[Firemans4Horn 17906]

6th straight event at Cowboys stadium with the fans booing. 

[hobbes2702 12863]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Mike Tyson is still the biggest draw in boxing at 58, lulz.

Fury vs Usyk had an estimated 20 million viewers

[DigDug 1661]

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

The gash is now talking

 

Ewwww pop that zit

[DixonHur 11241]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why would he? Incels everywhere tune in to watch him struggle against washed pros and he doesn’t get CTE. 

[CurlyDumps 4446]

Wonder how much those ringside couch seats cost.

[Hank Kingsley 20754]

Life was better when JerryWorld didn't exist. 

 

[Surly Bevo 24717]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Fury vs Usyk had an estimated 20 million viewers

Almost 5.5M people were watching ABs stream of JerrahTron alone. 

[DigDug 1661]

Just now, tbone_ said:

Jake Paul is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen.

Have you seen the one right above that chicks eye?

[UTexasFight 9390]

Still more competitive for longer than Monday night in that stadium will be 

[Dr. Teeth 5836]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Wonder how much those ringside couch seats cost.

For one, his legs. 

[DixonHur 11241]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

For one, his legs. 

[Laxtonto 11949]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Fury vs Usyk had an estimated 20 million viewers

It think it is going to crush that. And that will make me a little sad. I just hope Tyson has some form of payout escalator if the number of views cross 25M

[Aqua Buddha 14529]

I thought I'd watch a great fight on Netflix.  Ended up watching a slap fight on Twitter in Spanish.  Just awful all around.  The NFL needs to press Netlix on their ability to handle live events.  That was awful.