2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Go Chas Go 

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Go Bregman Go 

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Go Yordan Go 

3 for 3 lol

[Scraps 13570]

Beast

[Rip76 4947]

Dodgers have to be sick.

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

I like what I’m seeing from Bregs in the past week or so. Not really driving the ball yet, but walking quite a bit and hitting line drives. 

Edited April 11, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Make them pay Tucker !!

[Guest]

Load em up for Ted?

Doesn't seem so smart.

dammit...

[Rip76 4947]

Just now, slorch said:

Load em up for Ted?

Doesn't seem so smart.

Almost

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Damn 

[Scraps 13570]

Abreus hitting streak is probably over after he got intentional walked there.

[WBT 20656]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Abreus hitting streak is probably over after he got intentional walked there.

Maybe not with us visitors.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

MatON UP 

[Scraps 13570]

Hey clown you got a ball dummy

[Planet Houston 4930]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Make them pay Tucker !!

So close. x2

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

So Maton allows 2 or 3 runs to score?

[rvm96 1643]

The Pirates broadcasters are on Valdez's side with this quick pitch argument 

[Scraps 13570]

Jesus christ get Framber out of the game already

[Scraps 13570]

Good he didnt get hurt

Go sit down please sir and thanks for your bossness

[tx 3 putt 77355]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Jesus christ get Framber out of the game already

aDP

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jesus christ get Framber out of the game already

[Scraps 13570]

aDP

It was nothing about him sucking (which he wasn't). It was about him throwing 110 pitches and almost getting hit with a liner.

Protect the asset in game 11. I had seen enough goofy shit

[Scraps 13570]

Meh the post wasnt hating on Framber fool

[runthebone 8030]

Thankfully, that GIDP keeps the outing from going longer.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Dubon !!

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Dubon/Altuve platoon at 2B forthcoming. 

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

5 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Meh the post wasnt hating on Framber fool

I know

[dr99 560]

Dusty has been saying for a long time that Dubon has more hits in him. I thought he was crazy.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Y’all keep talking shit about maton 

[Scraps 13570]

All the players showing up tonight....Dubon, Machete, Maton

Jake Meyers PH homer must be coming up

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Just now, Scraps said:

All the players showing up tonight....Dubon, Machete, Maton

Jake Meyers PH homer must be coming up

let’s not get crazy now 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

All the players showing up tonight....Dubon, Machete, Maton

Jake Meyers PH homer must be coming up

Let's maybe start with a 95 mph foul ball and work our way up from there. 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

I’m going to say something nice about maldy after looking at all the numbers right now…

of all the dipshits on our team that generally suck at hitting he is the only one that can be bothered to take a walk. Jake, Dubon, Peña (he doesn’t really suck but he’s also not excellent), none of them walk. Maldy though, he will draw a walk every 10 or 12 PA. 

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Zastryzny pitched for calallen hs #csb

[Scraps 13570]

Hall of Fame catch by Meyers to end it

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Glad to see the back end guys produce, Maton, Martinez, dubon, Julks 

let’s get back .500

Edited April 11, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[elfenix 34331]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 77355]

What a fucking pussy …..

 

[tx 3 putt 77355]

 

[rvm96 1643]

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m going to say something nice about maldy after looking at all the numbers right now…

of all the dipshits on our team that generally suck at hitting he is the only one that can be bothered to take a walk. Jake, Dubon, Peña (he doesn’t really suck but he’s also not excellent), none of them walk. Maldy though, he will draw a walk every 10 or 12 PA. 

I've never looked into stats for it but it seems like an absurd number of them are also 4 pitch walks. It's like a mind trick.

[Rimbo 26056]

good luck, fuckers

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

37 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I've never looked into stats for it but it seems like an absurd number of them are also 4 pitch walks. It's like a mind trick.

Yeah. No doubt. It’s really really odd. 

[WBT 20656]

51 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I've never looked into stats for it but it seems like an absurd number of them are also 4 pitch walks. It's like a mind trick.

It's definitely some kind of jedi mind trick.  It's different this year with Peña and Chas behind him but in the past he's drawn so many walks with runners on and/or 2 outs to bring Altuve to the plate.

[UTexasFight 9525]

57 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's definitely some kind of jedi mind trick.  It's different this year with Peña and Chas behind him but in the past he's drawn so many walks with runners on and/or 2 outs to bring Altuve to the plate.

He sure as hell didn’t in the playoffs. 

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Hopefully Javier brings the hammer tomorrow 

[WBT 20656]

Two in a row.  If we win again tomorrow, that's called a winning streak.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Two in a row.  If we win again tomorrow, that's called a winning streak.

 

[Gourmand 7774]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all keep talking shit about maton 

[Gourmand 7774]

[Gourmand 7774]