2023 Houston Astros Thread

[UTPhil2006 3807]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Taylor hamm ? Wtf

 

Came here to say that lol. Smurf boy made the broadcast

[David Dennison 18860]

Crud.

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

Fat Boy Choi is my All Astros Killer first baseman. 

[Bullneck 19090]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I would have paid to listen to Dusty’s stories today ….

 

Is there any other stadium that comes close to this view?  That's Roberto Clemente Bridge nearest the stadium.

 

Edited April 12, 2023 by Bullneck

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Is there any other stadium that comes close to this view?  That's Roberto Clemente Bridge nearest the stadium.

 

Pac Bell into the bay?  I think I’d take that though as coolest stadium/setting. 

[Bullneck 19090]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Pac Bell into the bay?  I think I’d take that though as coolest stadium/setting. 

Pics?

[Scraps 13561]

Lmao gtfo out of here with this challenge

[Bullneck 19090]

[Scraps 13561]

And this is where I would've gotten fired as TV guy. Reading the Name that Astro.

Got damn what is going on here

[Scraps 13561]

Beat those cheaters.....

Fuck your self


Chas bitch

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

Chas!

[Planet Houston 4930]

CHAS CHOMPIN!!!!!

[runthebone 7982]

Chazzz would be a Hall of Famer if he only played in Pennsylvania.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[Limp Brisket 546]

Yes!

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Cmon Jose. Start earning that contract. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Cmon Jose. Start earning that contract. 

derp 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

When oh when is Abreu going to earn his pinstripes?  
seriously- is there a dumber bit than that?  

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Let’s go Americas Loser !

[cabowabo 4484]

Tucker has to catch that.  Ridiculous. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Fuck you pressley 

youre off to a shitty start 

[Lat22 4014]

Welp

[WBT 20572]

that was crushed

[Planet Houston 4930]

Aaaaaaaaargh

[UTexasFight 9450]

Our closer sucks worse than your closer!

[runthebone 7982]

Pressly, man.  Hey, we'll always have the 2022 postseason, right?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Pressley has. lost his mojo. He got Lidged somehow and now he's the team's Jonah.

[YChang 3444]

This fucking team.

[Mo Horn 8841]

Pressley has been pathetic this year. 8.44 era.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Not one single player is going to the next damn WBC. 

[Rimbo 25935]

[Scraps 13561]

No shit talking Pressly you will upset his ball fluffers

[At Ease 44]

.200 and .180 xBA on the two singles preceding the HR.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Not one single player is going to the next damn WBC. 

Pressly - sucks

Pena - sucks

Garcia - below average 

Montero - average at best 

Maldy - below average 

Javier - below average 

Abreu - average 

Altuve - hand 

Urquidy - below average 

Ronel - young but below average 

Neris - normal

 

Tucker - good (okay he can maybe go)

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

32 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Pressly - sucks

Pena - sucks

Garcia - below average 

Montero - average at best 

Maldy - below average 

Javier - below average 

Abreu - average 

Altuve - hand 

Urquidy - below average 

Ronel - young but below average 

Neris - normal

 

Tucker - good (okay he can maybe go)

Tuckers been awesome. He normally starts shitty. He got all the shitty out of the way.  He and Bregman need to be our reps. Go fail for the national team and get it out of your system. 

[rvm96 1643]

56 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Pressly, man.  Hey, we'll always have the 2022 postseason, right?

He was pretty much lights out in the 2021 postseason as well. All I'll say is idk why he's going into the game for a non save opportunity. 

[Storm the Field 5294]

That's the 4th time this season where the score was either tied to start the 9th, or we came from behind to tie up in the 9th. Lost all 4. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

15 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

That's the 4th time this season where the score was either tied to start the 9th, or we came from behind to tie up in the 9th. Lost all 4. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

[TonyTexas 10513]

I bet Maldy wouldn’t have called for a Pressly change up to Bae. 

[Scraps 13561]

lol 

[runthebone 7982]

Still have a chance at another 7-9 start if we...start to play better.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

lol 

Alvarez getting that rest today 

[Scraps 13561]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Alvarez getting that rest today 

With an off day tomorrow 

[UTexasFight 9450]

Yesterday wasn’t exactly as bad as that doubleheader ~20 years ago, but I sure hope we follow up that walkoff L and blast these fools like we did in game 2 of that DH

Edited April 12, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 76958]

21 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Alvarez getting that rest today 

DH yesterday, off day today, off day tomorrow 

wreck shop Friday 

[perfectchaos007 6642]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

DH yesterday, off day today, off day tomorrow 

wreck shop Friday 

Big man needs big time load management I guess 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Let’s try to suck less today 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

10:30 radio pregame is different 

[huge 3793]

45 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Big man needs big time load management I guess 

If he comes in to PH in the late innings, they gonna IBB