2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8899]

Who is the mystery player wearing Jake Meyers' uniform? 

[Scraps 13598]

That has to be one of if not the hardest ball Meyers has ever hit

[WBT 20735]

2-out, 2-run rally thanks to Peña, Hensley, and Meyers.  Things are looking up.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That has to be one of if not the hardest ball Meyers has ever hit
 

He hit a ball 111 mph in the 2021 season

[Wulaw Horn 19232]

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I was not ready for the Meyers comeback arc but I'm here for it. Also he almost swung his helmet off 

Don’t call it a comeback!

here is the one slight positive Jake has going for himself over what he did in 2021- he’s actually walking 1/10 PA which is quality offense, if paired with a 200 iso and a 250 batting average. We will see if he can work on that. It was in him at one time before the injury. 

[elfenix 34385]

He hit a ball 111 mph in the 2021 season

[Scraps 13598]

Safe

Move along

Luckily it was called out on the field though

[elfenix 34385]

Probably safe

[Gourmand 7774]

Those mitts are getting sillier and sillier

Keep talkin shit on Luis!

[Scraps 13598]

I will take free outs

[Mo Horn 8899]

Garcia dealing tonight

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

Why doesn’t Pena just beat the shit of Bregs in the HEB commercial? He’s like twice his size. 

[Scraps 13598]

Georgie is name that astro

[Gourmand 7774]

Is Cavan Biggio done?

[Gourmand 7774]

Abreu flashing the Yuli glove

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

54 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Who is the mystery player wearing Jake Meyers' uniform? 

Dusty’s grandson in law. 

[Wulaw Horn 19232]

So- don’t look now but this game is on pace to finish under 2:00 hours. 
probably won’t but first pitch was 7:11. 

[Scraps 13598]

Fuck...here we go

[David Dennison 19117]

Three year deal.

[WBT 20735]

Great game by Garcia now in the hands of the $34.5 million man.

[David Dennison 19117]

Ugh.

[Mo Horn 8899]

This is tending to not ending well

[David Dennison 19117]

That's our Maldy!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

What a melt down

[Rip76 4986]

And…… jus like that

[WBT 20735]

What a shitshow

[cabowabo 4578]

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's our Maldy!

But he is so very good with our pitchers. 

[runthebone 8131]

Montero Maldonado special. 

[elfenix 34385]

Well, shit

[Scraps 13598]

Strike someone out you fucking dope

[Mo Horn 8899]

You just know that George is going to be the one with the dagger 

[David Dennison 19117]

Here it comes.

[cabowabo 4578]

Great job Montero.   Just fabulous. Glad we gave you that phat contract. 

[WBT 20735]

Go ahead and walk 'em full.  It will be extra fun when George does it to us.

[Scraps 13598]

Maton to set up man

[David Dennison 19117]

This is what we get for having three hits.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

give them fat contracts, lose the hunger. 

[cabowabo 4578]

Sure could use a triple play here. 

[Rip76 4986]

Just now, David Dennison said:

This is what we get for having three hits.

Yep

[Scraps 13598]

This is what we get for having three hits.

Yep our offense is like helobious level retarded

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, David Dennison said:

This is what we get for having three hits.

I feel like you enjoy when the Astros do poorly. I'm probably wrong though.

[WBT 20735]

Abreu in.  Is this a good time to point out that it was strange that he came on in the 5th last night and threw 1 2/3, all after we were already down 4-0?

Edited April 20, 2023 by WBT

[cabowabo 4578]

Nice base running there. 

[Dutchrudder 11159]

If anyone needs a free stream link:  https://bestsolaris.com/mlbstreams/houston-astros-vs-toronto-blue-jays/

Bases loaded, no outs, 1 run lead in the bottom of the 8th!

[WBT 20735]

Holy shit.  102.4 mph

[David Dennison 19117]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

I feel like you enjoy when the Astros do poorly. I'm probably wrong though.

If it seems like that, it's probably because I spend too much time on the football board.

[cabowabo 4578]

That was sick…

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Sit the fuck down Vladdy

[Mo Horn 8899]

Huge fucking hold by Abreu

[Scraps 13598]

Montero owes Abreu a beej