2023 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9454]

Saw that coming a mile away.

let’s bench mr. 100+ exit velo for that. 
 

I get there there’s no way anyone other than Maldy is catching Framber right now but I’m still going to bitch 

[cabowabo 4487]

He is fucking worthless

[Mo Horn 8848]

And Maldy does Maldy, as usual

[David Dennison 18888]

Dusty Baker needs to be asked about Maldy's playing time after every game.

[Mo Horn 8848]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Saw that coming a mile away.

let’s bench mr. 100+ exit velo for that. 
 

I get there there’s no way anyone other than Maldy is catching Framber right now but I’m still going to bitch 

So at least try a squeeze or something

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Every single person in this thread knew exactly what was going to happen.

 

I literally said it out loud. I’ll take the blame.

[rvm96 1643]

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

[HtownHorn 14691]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

Who gives a shit.

[UTexasFight 9454]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So at least try a squeeze or something

Or just strike out 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit.

You cared enough to reply 

[Gut Wagon 8079]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So at least try a squeeze or something

Batting lefty there would have done us less damage. 

[Wulaw Horn 19076]

What are you ducking rubes bitching about. That’s St. Maldonado the game manager. Didn’t you fucking sheeple read the McTaggert puff piece ordered out by the front office? 
without Maldonado calling the game our pitchers would probably indiscriminately fire the ball into the outfield or dugout. 
bunch of ingrates. 

[rvm96 1643]

.860 xBA for Yordan there

[Wulaw Horn 19076]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Or just strike out 

That’s what I was rooting for. 

[Mo Horn 8848]

Wasting chances early 

[runthebone 7992]

Yordan smoked that one.  Maldonado might as well go up without a bat.

[runthebone 7992]

Did Ozuna stop using steroids or something?

[Mo Horn 8848]

HPU fucking sucks  which I know is shocking. They all suck. 

[rvm96 1643]

Fun fact about a shitty person, Ozuna was once traded for Zac Gallen and Sandy Alcantara. 

[uoftorange 1386]

Every year I ask the same thing, why is a guy that is such a piece of shit to the teams and such a bad umpire in Bucknor allowed to keep his job?

[Wulaw Horn 19076]

Shit head CB Buckner y’all. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Who gives a shit.

rvm superfan does, that’s who. show some respect. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Every year I ask the same thing, why is a guy that is such a piece of shit to the teams and such a bad umpire in Bucknor allowed to keep his job?

Don't they have a union?

[runthebone 7992]

The other day in the car, my kids were asking me to name the worst umpires, and CB made the list!

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What are you ducking rubes bitching about. That’s St. Maldonado the game manager. Didn’t you fucking sheeple read the McTaggert puff piece ordered out by the front office? 
without Maldonado calling the game our pitchers would probably indiscriminately fire the ball into the outfield or dugout. 
bunch of ingrates. 

Peoples round here don’t ‘preciate shit. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

the 1.86 ERA pitcher is 1-2 , about to be 1-3.  Sad story. 

[David Dennison 18888]

That's our Maldy!

[Mo Horn 8848]

Too bad we can DH for Maldy and let Framber hit. Probably better odds of success. 

Edited April 23, 2023 by Mo Horn

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Dubon has a Ralph Macchio Karate Kid  face. 

[Wulaw Horn 19076]

7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the 1.86 ERA pitcher is 1-2 , about to be 1-3.  Sad story. 

Framber about to have the always bitter-sweet 8 inning complete game. 

[cabowabo 4487]

Got damn....

[WBT 20586]

It's that man again

[Mo Horn 8848]

Yordan bomb

[Scraps 13561]

.

[Guest]

Momma, there goes that man again...

[uoftorange 1386]

414?  My ass. I still think Stat Cast struggles with balls like that

 

[cabowabo 4487]

Got damn.

[WBT 20586]

Ted!!  Way to make them pay for that error.

Also, a fuck you to CB

Edited April 23, 2023 by WBT

[YChang 3451]

Pay that man

[zlavydra 2123]

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Hell yes !!!

[Guest]

50 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Why do they keep doing these lazy Stro Polls where Yordan is guaranteed to win?

Stro-Poll: life

Yordan:winning

[dr99 560]

23 hours ago, dr99 said:

Yordan hasn't been the same since he took that check swing on Sunday night and shook his hand in pain

This did not age well from the middle of the game yesterday

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, dr99 said:

This did not age well from the middle of the game yesterday

He did look absolutely lost in the AB when you made that post.

[Mo Horn 8848]

Maldy grounding out weakly again. Shocker

[Mo Horn 8848]

Well fuck

[rvm96 1643]

Not overrated Albies...

[David Dennison 18888]

Grooved.

[Mo Horn 8848]

Framber very un-Framber tonight

[uoftorange 1386]

How many balls are they going to hit just past an outstretched glove???