2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Honeysucklerose 990]

If you don’t walk guys. Those guys don’t score

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It doesn’t feel like we win this game and it doesn’t feel like Urquidy gets they 5. 
I honestly want no part of these guys in the playoffs. Give me Yankees or jays or Indians or anyone but them all day every day 

Fuck. 
tampa turned into a good offensive team finally.  They are going to be a real motherucker. 
Urquidy not good enough to beat these guys imo. 

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

Yeah, they have a Urquidy problem. 

[Gut Wagon 8079]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I've seen enough of Urquidy today.

Despite the fact he sometimes pitches well, I've seen enough of him in our rotation. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

If you don’t walk guys. Those guys don’t score

Unless they HR. He wants no part of the strike zone against the top of their order imo. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Despite the fact he sometimes pitches well, I've seen enough of him in our rotation. 

He’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s better than a guy like a Odo and he’s basically free. You just don’t want him to face a real dangerous lineup. If he gets 33 starts over the course of the year he’s only going to be overwhelmed like 7 or 8 times. That’s not bad for your #6.  

[Scraps 13561]

Time to get some back on this young buck

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

Urquidy out. Whitley in. Wish it into existence Wulaw! 

[Scraps 13561]

Dude.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

That was a terrible at bat

[Limp Brisket 546]

Wow

[Rockethorn1978 6079]

Rays are hot but they’re not gonna keep this pace up for the next 139 games. Everything will even out like the rangers which will make it even more funny to watch their fans act shocked they can’t believe it.

[cabowabo 4487]

Sounds like a fucking high school game. Can't believe MLB even allows them to take the field in that shit hole. Move them to Montreal and bring back the Expos name.

[Scraps 13561]

What the fuck

[cabowabo 4487]

Rays can do no wrong right now.  We ought to just board the jet back home after this game and get a couple of days rest. 

[rvm96 1643]

Wait wasn't strike 1 against Dubon way high?

[Gut Wagon 8079]

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s better than a guy like a Odo and he’s basically free. You just don’t want him to face a real dangerous lineup. If he gets 33 starts over the course of the year he’s only going to be overwhelmed like 7 or 8 times. That’s not bad for your #6.  

I'm hoping at least some of those starts will be going to LMJ, or even Whitley.

[WBT 20579]

Except Whitley is worse.  Probably 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm hoping at least some of those starts will be going to LMJ, or even Whitley.

Yep. That’s why I said #6. IF LMJ comes back and they go 5-man I have no problem with him being the odd man out, for sure. 

Just now, WBT said:

Except Whitley is worse.  Probably 

Better stuff so a theoretical higher upside, but yeah, probably. 

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Just now, WBT said:

Except Whitley is worse.  Probably 

Well might be. But along with that lower floor I think comes a higher ceiling. Only one way to find out which we might get. 

[Scraps 13561]

Name that astro....Stanek

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fuck Arozarena.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Arozarena vexes me.  I am vexed.   

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Try on this nice sombrero, Senior Lowe. 
 

[UTexasFight 9454]

Diaz can’t not swing at high pitches.

Maldy can’t catch them.

[Scraps 13561]

Oh shit glare off the batters eye!!!

[WBT 20579]

For a catcher, Maldonado is pretty shitty at catching the ball

[Scraps 13561]

Try on this nice sombrero, Senior Lowe. 
 

Whole team is hitting except the dumbfuck i have on my fantasy team lol

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Send that jackass down

[WBT 20579]

Rake farm 2.0

[UTexasFight 9454]

Glad we missed Strider in ATL

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Glad we missed Strider in ATL

It wasn't like we crushed their starters anyways.

[WBT 20579]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Glad we missed Strider in ATL

We did all our damage against the bullpen anyway

[rvm96 1643]

They get slider calls inside and outside while Blanco gets squeezed inside. 

[YChang 3446]

Ooomph way to come crashing down after the last three games

[UTexasFight 9454]

At least break the HR streak.

 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Well no wonder the Rays are doing so well, they have a Catcher thats hitting .286. no fair.

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Start a new win streak tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

41 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

At least break the HR streak.

 

End their home win streak tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

they need sacrifice a chicken tomorrow for maldy. i dont see this going much past mid may

[UTPhil2006 3807]

11 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Probably in the 3rd inning to PH for Tucker because #Dusty

Damn I gave him too much credit. F Dusty 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

they need sacrifice a chicken tomorrow for maldy. i dont see this going much past mid may

Can you not tweet one day. I will not tweet as well

Edited April 25, 2023 by UTPhil2006

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

they need sacrifice a chicken tomorrow for maldy. i dont see this going much past mid may

450 ops. He MUST be out there. 

Edited April 25, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76975]

anyone else mentally preparing for a Yordan DL announcement ?

is singleton or white available ??

[Jshep34 2308]

Call up Daryl Ward

[Guadaloopy 10973]

25 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Call up Daryl Ward

U FOO!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Scraps 13561]

Hensley fucking do something asshole

[Scraps 13561]

lulz

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Dusty is such a dickhead. 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Good for odo