2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Damn 

[Limp Brisket 546]

He hit it hard!

[rvm96 1643]

.710 xBA for Abreu

[Scraps 13561]

Sexy Marco made it up there

[Rip76 4928]

So, benches are clearing tonight.

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Julk stared down kopeck 

[Scraps 13561]

Yeah cause he was trying to figure out why he is acting like a whackjob

I would almost guarantee dumbfuck Cintron is involved

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Julk stared down kopeck 

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Scraps 13561]

Lol that tripped me out when i went there. They act like they won the WS on homers.

[Scraps 13561]

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

Kopech literally cussed out our dugout and walked towards it directly before that AB....so yeah he had a reason to stare him down

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

[Rip76 4928]

Please make them pay for this silliness.

[WBT 20579]

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

If Cintron instigated...yes

[Scraps 13561]

Kopech seems mentally retarded

Nice call ump lol wtf

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Let’s get him 

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Fucking bregman 

[WBT 20579]

Damn Bregs, that was a fastball right down the pipe

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Damn wasted opp 

[rvm96 1643]

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Just now, rvm96 said:

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Scraps 13561]

Oh shit battle between the weenies this weekend.....Dubon has one more AB to go before he joins them 
 

Update....the A's dude hit one tonight....Dubon now qualifies....so its Abreu/Benentindi/Dubon

[tx 3 putt 76972]

12 hours ago, kevwun said:

Sweet, we are going tomorrow.

 

[Scraps 13561]

Bat flippin walks lol

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Tucker = base stealing machine

[Scraps 13561]

Nice AB by Abreu

[Scraps 13561]

Kopech is a moron throwing that 0-2 lol

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Lot of chirping out there 

[tx 3 putt 76972]

[Scraps 13561]

Lol these throws by Zavala are amazingly bad

[tx 3 putt 76972]

That was a ball

[dr99 560]

Zavala

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Send maldy 

[HtownHorn 14684]

That was a beautiful run scored in the 4th.

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

I was expecting him to line into a double play.

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Make him pay Yordan 

[Scraps 13561]

Yordan finish this douche

[runthebone 7983]

Better to have Tucker than Abreu next, at least.

[tx 3 putt 76972]

100% I walk Yordan here 

[runthebone 7983]

Clown ump

[tx 3 putt 76972]

That’s a horrible strike call 

Fuck 

Come on Tucker 

Edited May 13, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[rvm96 1643]

Fuck this ump 

.660 xBA for Yordan

[HtownHorn 14684]

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

[Scraps 13561]

We got a hit and a lead

[tx 3 putt 76972]

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

[UTexasFight 9454]

Keep your eye on the ball, Andrew

 

 

[runthebone 7983]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

You try running after eating his salsa.

[tx 3 putt 76972]

Do something Abreu 

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

Abreu got all of that one

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Abreu got all of that one

He does have the hardest hit ball for the Astros tonight.