2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13585]

Frances wife was on MTV real world and the challenge

[Dennis Taylor 18892]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

He does have the hardest hit ball for the Astros tonight.

Give him a cookie...??? 

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Frances wife was on MTV real world and the challenge

you sure about that ?

[Scraps 13585]

Yes

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Come on jp, get this last out 

[HtownHorn 14795]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

you sure about that ?

Yes. She was on Real World Portland in 2013.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yes

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Some runs would be nice 

[rvm96 1643]

9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Give him a cookie...??? 

You must be fun at parties.

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Send Julks 

Do something Jake 

[rvm96 1643]

Machete and Julks bitches!

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Y’all keep talking shit about machete !!!!

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Dubon  !!!!

[Rip76 4974]

F the White Sox

[tx 3 putt 77650]

Maldy and Dubon hit very good pitches 

[Scraps 13585]

Machete/Dubon dynamic duo lol

[tx 3 putt 77650]

Maldy needs oxygen 

Edited May 13, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[runthebone 8052]

That must feel shitty for a pitcher.  Back to back Machete and Dubon doubles is punch the phone bad.

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1 2 3 inning JP, let’s do it 

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11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes. She was on Real World Portland in 2013.

[HtownHorn 14795]

That helps with the pitch count.

 

Give him the 7th.

Edited May 13, 2023 by HtownHorn

[rvm96 1643]

I think France might be done there but what do I know.

[Dennis Taylor 18892]

11 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

You must be fun at parties.

Everybody gets a paycheck here, not a trophy. He ain't producing and there's no reason to sugarcoat it

[runthebone 8052]

This is the inning

 

Abreu 3 run home run!

[Rip76 4974]

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes. She was on Real World Portland in 2013.

Dead eyes, WNB.

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That helps with the pitch count.

 

Give him the 7th.

great outing for the rook

[UTexasFight 9567]

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes. She was on Real World Portland in 2013.

She’s from Fayetteville, NC

they met through Bumble when he was there in A ball.

no one can resist a woodpecker 

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

She’s from Fayetteville, NC

they met through Bumble when he was there in A ball.

no one can resist a woodpecker 

that’s a bumble grand slam 

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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

1 2 3 inning JP, let’s do it 

let’s repeat this 

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Everybody gets a paycheck here, not a trophy. He ain't producing and there's no reason to sugarcoat it

He's had 3 solid at bats tonight. You can draw positives from that.

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I think France might be done there but what do I know.

And I was incorrect.

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Great start JP 

[HtownHorn 14795]

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

And I was incorrect.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

At least I can take when I'm wrong and move on 😂

[billfromlaketravis 11562]

Dusty going to get France right now is Exhibit 7,000,002 on his hate for rookies. 
 

I get it dude. Hank Aaron made you carry his bags for a whole year. Get over it. 

[UTexasFight 9567]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

8 hours ago, Scraps said:

Oh shit battle between the weenies this weekend.....Dubon has one more AB to go before he joins them 
 

Update....the A's dude hit one tonight....Dubon now qualifies....so its Abreu/Benentindi/Dubon

I’m still unable to comprehend that it took 31 games a 0 HRs before Dusty (appears to have ) finally decided to move Abreu out of the clean up spot.

0 HRs getting 31 starts from your clean up man.

0 HRs.

from your clean up man.

 

man.

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Great job Neris 

[UTexasFight 9567]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty going to get France right now is Exhibit 7,000,002 on his hate for rookies. 
 

I get it dude. Hank Aaron made you carry his bags for a whole year. Get over it. 

I don’t have a problem with it.

you’d rather call on your bullpen with 2 runners on and the tying run at the plate if he doesn’t get the next guy?

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6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I don’t have a problem with it.

you’d rather call on your bullpen with 2 runners on and the tying run at the plate if he doesn’t get the next guy?

veteran guy you let him see one more batter, rook you let him walk off the field oh a high 

[Victor Lazlo 1780]

I’m sure it’s probably already been said, but this ump is the absolute worst that I can remember seeing. Will be interesting to see his report card tomorrow.

He cost the Astros at least 1 run with the 3-0 strike call on Yordan that was 3-4 inches low right before Tucker’s double in the corner.

If the box is right, this ump is consistently wrong.

[Gourmand 7774]

great play Tucker

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Yordan !!!’l

[UTexasFight 9567]

Oh

my

god

 

has that landed?

[Gourmand 7774]

KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[rvm96 1643]

Yordan was pissed off after leaving 4 runners on base tonight.

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2 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I’m sure it’s probably already been said, but this ump is the absolute worst that I can remember seeing. Will be interesting to see his report card tomorrow.

He cost the Astros at least 1 run with the 3-0 strike call on Yordan that was 3-4 inches low right before Tucker’s double in the corner.

If the box is right, this ump is consistently wrong.

clown show

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I’m sure it’s probably already been said, but this ump is the absolute worst that I can remember seeing. Will be interesting to see his report card tomorrow.

He cost the Astros at least 1 run with the 3-0 strike call on Yordan that was 3-4 inches low right before Tucker’s double in the corner.

If the box is right, this ump is consistently wrong.

It's the same ump that squeezed Hunter Brown.

[UTexasFight 9567]

5 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I’m sure it’s probably already been said, but this ump is the absolute worst that I can remember seeing. Will be interesting to see his report card tomorrow.

He cost the Astros at least 1 run with the 3-0 strike call on Yordan that was 3-4 inches low right before Tucker’s double in the corner.

If the box is right, this ump is consistently wrong.

I’d actually question the box

it’s Mark Wegner

he’s one of the best

or maybe he was dialed up for a 7pm game and the rain delay fucked his mindset for the night 

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Good job Julks 

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’d actually question the box

it’s Mark Wegner

he’s one of the best

or maybe he was dialed up for a 7pm game and the rain delay fucked his mindset for the night 

Extra two hours before he can get sauced 

[HtownHorn 14795]

31 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty going to get France right now is Exhibit 7,000,002 on his hate for rookies. 
 

I get it dude. Hank Aaron made you carry his bags for a whole year. Get over it. 

Dusty also destroyed the careers of Mark Prior and Kerry Wood, so maybe he's learned something.

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Astros After Dark !