2023 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9454]

8 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cease going 6 innings giving up 1. 

You of all  people I did not expect to be so optimistic on our offense 

[tx 3 putt 76978]

Just now, WBT said:

Good job scattering 8 hits

Got out of trouble a couple of times 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Jeez JP

[Halohal 498]

Tucker giving 100%

[Wulaw Horn 19071]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

You of all  people I did not expect to be so optimistic on our offense 

Literally just came to quote myself and say shows what I get for being such an optimist. 

[Scraps 13561]

How bout a run....or 6

[Halohal 498]

Holding, now to get some come ups...

[Rip76 4928]

Bout to work Lopez.

[Scraps 13561]

Pitch clock violation if Foxs counter is right

[rvm96 1643]

WTF was that strike call to Salazar

[Scraps 13561]

The fact Salazar is batting here is criminal

He better get a hit

[IDIOTsavant 8486]

Haven’t been keeping up with the thread, but for fuck’s sake, this booth is such a fucking beating. I’m sure it’s already been said, but I needed to say it. Fuck Fox and putting this booth on any Whitesox games.

[UTexasFight 9454]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Haven’t been keeping up with the thread, but for fuck’s sake, this booth is such a fucking beating. I’m sure it’s already been said, but I needed to say it. Fuck Fox and putting this booth on any Whitesox games.

I’m stuck with XM in the car at the moment and I can assure you the White Sox radio announcers are not any better 

[runthebone 7988]

Oh, everyone's least favorite gigantic steaming pile of shit, Joe Kelly, that motherfucking cocksucker.

[Rip76 4928]

God park one 

NM

Edited May 14, 2023 by Rip76

[Rip76 4928]

Haha loser 

[Scraps 13561]

Hahahahahhahahahhahah

[runthebone 7988]

Couldn't happen to a nicer turd than you, Kelly.

[Limp Brisket 546]

I don’t care how it gets done against this dude.

[tx 3 putt 76978]

Fuck Kelly !!!

[billfromlaketravis 11487]

L.O.L.

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

suck it kelly

[HtownHorn 14685]

Fuck me, Stanek.

[Limp Brisket 546]

We might have good Stanek tonight.

[HtownHorn 14685]

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

We might have good Stanek tonight.

[rvm96 1643]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck me, Stanek.

[Scraps 13561]

Criminal

Stanek let his nuts hang

[HtownHorn 14685]

Get him out of the game, Dusty. Salazar is not a MLB capable catcher.

[UTexasFight 9454]

25.1,  6 ERs across 5 appearances by Bielak and France so far

That’s how you “next man up”.

Keep it going 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Abreu, if you clobber this moron I might forgive you some

[runthebone 7988]

Missed that hanger.

[cabowabo 4487]

Abreu is a fucking embarrassment. 

[runthebone 7988]

What a bitch swing and a bitch at bat for a total bitch facing a bitch.

[henrygandorf 29191]

not exactly our most memorable trip through the heart of our order.

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Criminal

Stanek let his nuts hang

[WBT 20579]

Montero time!

It will probably be fine

Edited May 14, 2023 by WBT

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Abreu, if you clobber this moron I might forgive you some

[Mo Horn 8848]

Frustrating game so far. Feels lucky to be tied

[cabowabo 4487]

Hell walk the lead off guy for sure. 

[WBT 20579]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Montero time!

It will probably be fine

Lulz

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Montero. Freaking Montero

[cabowabo 4487]

Our $11,500,000 man!

[David Dennison 18860]

Three years.

[WBT 20579]

6 pitches to blow it.  Impressive

[Mo Horn 8848]

And that probably does it

[tx 3 putt 76978]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Abreu is a fucking embarrassment. 

it’s sacrifice a chicken time 

 

[Halohal 498]

Orange slices for everybody 

[Scraps 13561]

it’s sacrifice a catcher time
 

[cabowabo 4487]

Tucker pulled up on that ball. 

[runthebone 7988]

Montero is such a fucking turd.  Who pays for fucking one year middle reliever performance