2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Let’s get it boys !

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Brantley needs to do the right thing and retire. 

You misspelled “Abreu”

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Go Dubon Go !

[Scraps 13561]

Bregman hits homers on Mothers Day so don't disappoint Salsa Man

[Scraps 13561]

Nice knock...having to play against a team and ump already early

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Yordan !

[UTexasFight 9454]

Pink bats every day 

[Scraps 13561]

Yordan the man

[billfromlaketravis 11489]

Secret player’s only meeting last night? They came out fiery today. 

[tx 3 putt 76980]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Secret player’s only meeting last night? They came out fiery today. 

they read the surly thread to each other 

[Scraps 13561]

Kalas being a tard again

[tx 3 putt 76980]

It’s about to pour up there 

[Scraps 13561]

Nice AB dipshit

[UTexasFight 9454]

Baby #3 for Maldy.

pretty cool dad to get one XBH for each child this year. 

[Scraps 13561]

This ump needs his ass beat

[rvm96 1643]

That'll do

[henrygandorf 29191]

so we have a guy with obvious raw power, who's good enough to hit 6th in a major league lineup, and we haven't been actively pushing him into our lineup at every opportunity?  cool cool.  clearly we have all the offense we need.

[The Dog 44060]

 

[cabowabo 4487]

Nice stretch by Abreu.  Dude is a disgrace. 

[HtownHorn 14691]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

So it seems just as likely that Diaz needs to catch everyone else.

[HtownHorn 14691]

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That never gets old.

[cabowabo 4487]

Hurry the fuck up rain. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

seriously, where it at?

[kevwun 15790]

The silent treatment was hilarious.

[WBT 20586]

Maybe some insurance?

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Good hustle Tucker 

[Lat22 4014]

Abreud again. 2-12 this weekend. 

[mrhorn 1383]

Some seriously shitty ABs by Abreu, shocker.

[runthebone 7990]

Nasty K, good Abreu.  Fuck you again, shitty Abreu.

[runthebone 7990]

Nice fan reaction to that popup

[Scraps 13561]

Sit down fur burger

[runthebone 7990]

A Tale of Two Abreus

[Wulaw Horn 19074]

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, Dusty makes all kinds of asinine decisions, but this actually seems reasonable.

How does Diaz get hurt playing one time a week though? 

[Scraps 13561]

How does Diaz get hurt playing one time a week though? 

You really have to ask how someone gets hurt with this team of pussies?

[dr99 560]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

So it seems just as likely that Diaz needs to catch everyone else.

That would make sense, but Dusty is just making excuses to play Maldonado more

[rvm96 1643]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

How does Diaz get hurt playing one time a week though? 

You really have to ask how someone gets hurt with this team of pussies?

We found the reason why they signed Abreu!

[UTexasFight 9454]

Abreu making the sign of the cross after that play just like every astro fan does on every ball smoked his direction 

[runthebone 7990]

Chazzzzzzz

[WBT 20586]

Chazzy Fizz!

I was told my Chandler Rome that he needed a walker now.

Keep winning series.

[elfenix 34266]

white boy chaz! astros win!

[HtownHorn 14691]

Hopefully his back is "OK"

[Scraps 13561]

Another dub

One game closer to Altuve

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Chaz , Willie Mays, I don't see a difference. 

[Mo Horn 8848]

Didn't get to watch today, but always good to win a series and have a winning road trip. Now if we can just win at home. 

[Wulaw Horn 19074]

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Chazzy Fizz!

I was told my Chandler Rome that he needed a walker now.

Keep winning series.

Chandler had it right and Dusty was lying about Brantley though. 
Bet on the Astros just making shit up regarding injuries at all times. 

[UTexasFight 9454]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Storm the Field 5295]

Just keep taking 2/3. 

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Shocked (not really) that no one asked if Diaz needs to catch all the pitchers in case something happens to Maldenado. 

[tx 3 putt 76980]

One game closer to Altuve, brantley, LMJ 

the three rooks stepped up, big 

let’s take 2/3 from the cubs 

[henrygandorf 29191]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Shocked (not really) that no one asked if Diaz needs to catch all the pitchers in case something happens to Maldenado. 

nice maldonado you got there, be a shame if something happened to it.