2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Cubs have a burnt up’d bullpen today 

[Rip76 4928]

Nice!

Just one more button man.

[Smax 3800]

Please let that be the spark he needs

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Chazzy Fizz !!!!!!!

[WBT 20586]

Chazzy Fizz!

[Scraps 13561]

Taking yankee boy to pound town

Did some fan just use their face as a glove?

[Smax 3800]

Great start

[HtownHorn 14691]

The decision to play Morel in LF cost the Cubs 4 runs. I will take it.

[rvm96 1643]

I would like to cash in all my Abreu chips after that double. Don't even care if it wasn't a home run.

[runthebone 7990]

I always liked Yan Gomes.  That would be a good guy to have on our team.

[runthebone 7990]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The decision to play Morel in LF cost the Cubs 4 runs. I will take it.

I got his autograph at Wrigley last year, I think he sucks but has a cannon (?)

[texashorne 1178]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The decision to play Morel in LF cost the Cubs 4 runs. I will take it.

It helped us Taillon another couple runs

[HtownHorn 14691]

7 minutes ago, texashorne said:

It helped us Taillon another couple runs

Abreu's flyball is an out with Happ in LF. End of the inning, no runs.

[Scraps 13561]

59 pitches....come on framber get it together

[Wulaw Horn 19074]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Abreu's flyball is an out with Happ in LF. End of the inning, no runs.

Bregman bit the ball on the nose and it was an out. Dubon hit the ball with a rolled up newspaper and it was a hit. Shit happens but yeah, nice to see 2 out of 3 of our way that first inning. 

[David Dennison 18875]

Oof.

[Scraps 13561]

12 mil for team comedian?

[runthebone 7990]

Shit

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Fuck 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, runthebone said:

Shit

 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck 

Well shit fuck

[Rip76 4928]

Crushed

[Scraps 13561]

59 pitches....come on framber get it together

Or not

[WBT 20586]

Damnit Maldy

[runthebone 7990]

I've got a Christopher Morel autographed Cubs hat if anyone wants to make an offer.

[David Dennison 18875]

The decision to play Morel in LF cost the Cubs 4 runs. I will take it.

Hindsight and stuff.

[hornmpa96 2618]

So did St Maldonado call that cutter when he proved he couldn’t hit the curve?

[runthebone 7990]

4 innings, 7 hits, 4 ER...and 8 Ks.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Wtf just happened? Walk away for one half inning and they tie the game. Wow

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

So did St Maldonado call that cutter when he proved he couldn’t hit the curve?

I'm not defending Machete here, but just providing a fact. Morel swung through 2 cutters that AB. Does that mean he should have thrown a curveball to finish him off?

[runthebone 7990]

Well, you shouldn't throw a cutter right down the middle.

 

#analytics

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Sit Jake , damn 

[Scraps 13561]

Only jake meyers would get plunked in the back of the head

[HtownHorn 14691]

Meyers wearing a helmet 2 sizes too big, bites him in the ass.

[runthebone 7990]

Machete can pass Bregman in BA soon.

[Wulaw Horn 19074]

Get a helmet that fits dude. 

[Scraps 13561]

Machete can pass Bregman in BA soon.

Thats fucking sad on so many levels

[tx 3 putt 76980]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Machete can pass Bregman in BA soon.

I’d bet a huge amount that maldy makes better salsa than bregman 

[runthebone 7990]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’d bet a huge amount that maldy makes better salsa than bregman 

Este.

[Scraps 13561]

Trey mancini....notre dame....orioles trade....and didnt see 2nd clue

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

why has BA nosedived so much from 30-40 years ago?

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Abreu and Bregman hits !!!!!!!

[Scraps 13561]

why has BA nosedived so much from 30-40 years ago?

Chicks dig the longball or a K....no and then

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Finish him Yordan !

[runthebone 7990]

I would walk him if that's the pitch you're going to throw

[Scraps 13561]

Dubon you fucking waterhead

[cabowabo 4487]

Dumb dumb dumb. 

[David Dennison 18875]

That’s some good old-fashioned TOOTBLAN.

[runthebone 7990]

Damn

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

why has BA nosedived so much from 30-40 years ago?

Chipper Jones said something to the effect that his BA would nosedive in this era with the advances in pitching.

[Scraps 13561]

No one was covering 2nd you dipshit all Bregman had to do was beat Mancini to 2nd and 2nd and 3rd