2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13577]

Hoping explosive diarrhea

[Mo Horn 8855]

Hopefully he just got sick

[kevwun 15896]

Maybe he has to take a dump.

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Maybe he has to take a dump.

Maybe he feels the same way about this game as I do right now. A dump seems like a better use of time at this point.

LET’S FUCKING GO!

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Get sone runs !!!

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

What an irritating game right now. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This clown holding this baseball every night still drives me nuts

[UTexasFight 9528]

We just need to get Yordan up in the 9th per the stats posted earlier 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

On 5/22/2023 at 8:19 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Awesome.

1 run or less tomorrow all but guaranteed now. 

Like clockwork 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

On 5/22/2023 at 8:19 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Awesome.

1 run or less tomorrow all but guaranteed now. 

I hate being right all the time. 
 

At least the cyborg is fully operational. 

Edited May 24, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Maton is just nails 

[Wishbone 4782]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We just need to get Yordan up in the 9th per the stats posted earlier 

We’re gonna need somebody on base as well. 

[Wishbone 4782]

Jeez. Those nickname suggestions all suck.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Ugh 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Tie it up Tuck 

[Wishbone 4782]

Not even a loud fart so far tonight. Dusty needs to get his head out of his ass regarding the lineup. 
Ok, we have a base runner. Let’s go Ted.

[runthebone 8042]

[every Astros fan, fingers crossed]  Please get on base for Abreu to win this

[Slacks 6862]

I literally enjoy theses threads during a game. I can't watch, and I only occasionally watch a start app....  This is entertaining stuff. 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

[every Astros fan, fingers crossed]  Please get on base for Abreu to win this

You misspelled Alvarez

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I literally enjoy theses threads during a game. I can't watch, and I only occasionally watch a start app....  This is entertaining stuff. 

Can you hit?

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Can you hit?

Good enough to play tonight.

[hornmpa96 2620]

This game sucks.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Montero.

[WBT 20669]

All of Bagwell's signing are showing out tonight

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

need to cut Montero and Buttons 

[WBT 20669]

The Brewers are out here pinch running up 2 when Dusty won't pinch hit down 1

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

[Wishbone 4782]

Welp. One of those nights I guess. We had good enough pitching to avoid this mess but couldn’t place a ball offensively to counter this shit. Whole team seems off tonight. 

[David Dennison 18946]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

need to cut Montero and Buttons 

[runthebone 8042]

What's the point of losing by just a little bit?  Hope Altuve is OK.

[WBT 20669]

I wouldn't have guessed/remembered Mike Scott was still with the Stros as late as 1991

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Don’t call it a comeback …..

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

GM Bagwell is a master spin doctor. 

[Macklemore 2875]

Fitting Montero and Abreu shit the bed the night Bagwell is in the booth. Make him watch.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Losing sucks 

[YChang 3462]

Well that wasn’t fun at all. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

That was miserable

[Wishbone 4782]

I love Bags as much as the next guy. He will always be an Astros icon and HOF player. That being said, what does he know about championship baseball? Of course, it’s not necessarily his fault. He never had ownership and front office support to find out. But still, he doesn’t have those skins necessary IMO to warrant expert credibility on the subject.

[dr99 560]

12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

GM Bagwell is a master spin doctor. 

Crane must have put him in the booth

[Wishbone 4782]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Hopefully he just got sick

Like the rest of us that watched that mess. Hopefully he’s fine and can help bring this team together.

[Rimbo 26108]

[Scraps 13577]

[Mo Horn 8855]

The best part of that game is that it's over. Win the series tomorrow. 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Win the series tomorrow 

[UTexasFight 9528]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

 

Is there such a thing as good fish pie?

[tx 3 putt 77426]

53 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is there such a thing as good fish pie?

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

Hoping explosive diarrhea

Most productivity of the evening.

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

Baseball is such a stupid game. 
we played almost the worst lineup we could Monday and scored 12, including 3/5 from Numks and a combined 1500 feet in HR between Julks, Maldy and Dubon. 
last night is our best lineup of the year and we get blanked. Baseball is very very stupid and that’s the reason why a postseason best of 3 then 5 then 7 then 7 will always be a coinflip no matter how much better you are than the other team. 

Edited May 24, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[DaysOff 7974]

I will never get over 2019.

[HtownHorn 14779]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Baseball is such a stupid game. 
we played almost the worst lineup we could Monday and scored 12, including 3/5 from Numks and a combined 1500 feet in HR between Julks, Maldy and Dubon. 
last night is our best lineup of the year and we get blanked. Baseball is very very stupid and that’s the reason why a postseason best of 3 then 5 then 7 then 7 will always be a coinflip no matter how much better you are than the other team. 

Not to mention that Game 1 we went against a Cy Young pitcher, while yesterday it was fucking 7.00 era Colin Rea.

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

I will never get over 2019.

Me either.