2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Rip76 4986]

Julks is starting to turn hard on these pitches.

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

So Julks’ arm is shittier than Chas and Jake’s? I’m trying to wrap my head around him not getting a chance in CF. 

[Scraps 13598]

Wanna see my boner....looks like this

[WBT 20735]

0.1 IP 7 H 6 R 6 ER 1 BB 0 K 1 HR

Breggy right now:

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Julks’ arm is shittier than Chas and Jake’s? I’m trying to wrap my head around him not getting a chance in CF. 

Jake is really good in CF. Chas is pretty good in CF. Julks is meh in LF. Arm is least important in CF. 

Just now, WBT said:

0.1 IP 7 H 6 R 6 ER 1 BB 0 K 1 HR

Breggy right now:

He hit it 390 feet or something. 

[TonyTexas 10567]

Nice start Manoah. Thanks for the runs and fucking up the Jays bullpen for the rest of the series. 

[Rimbo 26417]

[WBT 20735]

nice baserunning there

[Gut Wagon 8105]

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Welp ….

 

Oblique reference is oblique. 

[David Dennison 19117]

On 6/4/2023 at 3:15 PM, David Dennison said:

Our offense is concerning.

Hmmmmmm.

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

Kessinger needs an AB late in this game if it keeps going like this. 

Edited June 5, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[CycleTex87 2991]

Bring that BP pitcher back out. That was more fun. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

will we get Stanek Panic? 

[Halohal 506]

Pull him

[UTexasFight 9603]

25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Nice start Manoah. Thanks for the runs and fucking up the Jays bullpen for the rest of the series. 

I started Manoah in my H2H league because he has two starts scheduled this week and I thought maybe he’ll finally figure something out and have a decent week

 

 

you're welcome.

Man what a 180 from the first half he had last year 

[HtownHorn 14915]

Yeah there is no justification anymore with Diaz.

[rvm96 1643]

11 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Pull him

That's a SHORT leash

[WBT 20735]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah there is no justification anymore with Diaz.

5 for 9 in June

[cabowabo 4578]

Good God.

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

Holy. Shit. Are we sure that’s only 452? Looks like 480+.

Edited June 6, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Gut Wagon 8105]

Stewardess on that flight? 

[cabowabo 4578]

Tuck back in the HR column.

[YChang 3472]

Save some for tomorrow fellas

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

What was the exit velocity on Yordan’s homer?

[WBT 20735]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

What was the exit velocity on Yordan’s homer?

110.2 mph/26 deg/452 feet

[Limp Brisket 546]

Diaz has a smooth swing.

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

Maybe I’m just a dumbass but I didn’t think Yordan hit it eleventy billion feet off the bat, but he clearly did. Didn’t think Tuckers was launched either off the bat but it just kept going. Good stuff by the offense. It’s nice to have only 1 complete black hole in the lineup. 
if we ever got this lineup I think I’d nut:

Around the horn: Diaz, Dubon (he can play first) Altuve, Peña, Bregman, Chas, Jake, Tucker, Yordan.  The worst hitter in that lineup is Dubon and he’s average. Also- everyone is more or less average to better on defense except Altuve. 

[UTexasFight 9603]

I like this roof open thing 

[WBT 20735]

Rake farm!!

[Smax 3800]

HR show tonight

[billfromlaketravis 11601]

We’re getting shut out tomorrow. 

[UTexasFight 9603]

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

110.2 mph/26 deg/452 feet

Hard to have high velo when it comes in at only 82

[WBT 20735]

I wonder what George thinks about this game

[WBT 20735]

33 minutes ago, WBT said:

5 for 9 in June

6 for 10

[YChang 3472]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

We’re getting shut out tomorrow. 

At this rate more like no-hit

[Scraps 13598]

This is a beatdown

[Halohal 506]

Great offense. Picked a great day to put a beat down 

[HtownHorn 14915]

Bielak is this year's Peacock.

[HtownHorn 14915]

If recent history repeats itself, Toronto will win the series while the Astros struggle to score 3 runs combined over the next 2 games.

[runthebone 8131]

It's amazing how hard Manoah sucks this year.

[tx 3 putt 77919]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's amazing how hard Manoah sucks this year.

this 

 

 

Throw bielak 8 innings. We have 6 starters 

Edited June 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77919]

Biggo pushed the Astros to draft bielak. Very cool 

[tx 3 putt 77919]

Perfect game to burn stanek. But Martinez is up 

[WBT 20735]

Julks with a chance to pull a Tre Richardson

[David Dennison 19117]

Come on, dude.

[runthebone 8131]

Glad we hit one of their motherfuckers

[WBT 20735]

Yainer and Jake both 4 for 5

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

 

[rvm96 1643]

Surprised Kessinger isn't getting an AB in this game. 

[runthebone 8131]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

Abreu:  .540

 

Not sure if it's actually updated, but doesn't matter.