2023 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Yordan has been pulled from the game for undisclosed reasons

[Guadaloopy 11013]

FUUUU….

[WBT 20662]

fuck's sake

[Hank Chinaski 6320]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yordan has been pulled from the game for undisclosed reasons

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

Anyone remember how bad the offense was without him for a week?  I remember. 

Please let him be throwing up. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

so what's the best case scenario here?  that he went to take a shit and somehow locked himself in the bathroom?  i can't decide if i'm more worried about his hands or his leg but i think his hands.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone remember how bad the offense was without him for a week?  I remember. 

Please let him be throwing up. 

my kingdom for a stomach virus.

[Guadaloopy 11013]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone remember how bad the offense was without him for a week?  I remember. 

Please let him be throwing up. 

Best case scenario is bad poutine. 

[WBT 20662]

No matter what it is, they'll sit him for 5 days minimum

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Maybe they took him out to prevent him from being retaliation for Framber hitting Kiermaier.

I’m grasping at straws here.  

[kevwun 15879]

That was clearly an accident.

[WBT 20662]

Catcher running Bregs

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

“Right oblique discomfort”

[Scraps 13571]

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

8 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

“Right oblique discomfort”

Didn’t look like any discomfort in the bottom of the first. Hopefully it’s super minor and a week like Altuve. 

[YChang 3462]

Maybe we should er… work in some stretching/yoga into the team’s routine. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Framber getting squeezed by the ump big time

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Framber getting squeezed by the ump big time

Just a clinic in bad catching by Maldonado. Atrocious passed ball and then lazy job presenting. Like a 1 AB clinic in how not to do it. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just a clinic in bad catching by Maldonado. Atrocious passed ball and then lazy job presenting. Like a 1 AB clinic in how not to do it. 

So what you're saying is, there are fewer reasons NOT to give Diaz the majority of the starts?

[Mo Horn 8854]

Framber very unFramber this inning. Playing with fire. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Bad fielding decision by Framber there

[WBT 20662]

Damn Framber.  Hell of a play getting the out at 2nd but you just had to go home.

[kevwun 15879]

Not sure why he didn't go to 3rd or home, but didn't see where Bregman was.

[David Dennison 18946]

That might be the worst CF play I've ever seen.

[WBT 20662]

Wtf Jake?  Should have had that.

[elfenix 34332]

Jesus Christ

[rvm96 1643]

And people say Jake is a good centerfielder

[HtownHorn 14774]

Where the fuck was Jake going?

[Mo Horn 8854]

WTF Jake? 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Where the fuck was Jake going?

He learned that route at the Htownhorn school of playing baseball.

[HtownHorn 14774]

What a stupid send.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

We've had leads in all 4 games against Toronto. Might end the series 1-3

[David Dennison 18946]

Look on the bright side, Jake. You'll be on SportsCenter tonight.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We've had leads in all 4 games against Toronto. Might end the series 1-3

Tiny leads.

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So what you're saying is, there are fewer reasons NOT to give Diaz the majority of the starts?

Who you trying to convince?  Everyone in the world sees it but Dusty and a couldn’t starting pitchers. Some more shit like that might lose them. 

[HtownHorn 14774]

Just now, rvm96 said:

He learned that route at the Htownhorn school of playing baseball.

[Mo Horn 8854]

Nice relay, but couldn't protect the lead. Other than Jake's idiocy in CF, that's all on Framber. Too many walks, and should have taken the out at home instead of trying for the DP

[TonyTexas 10525]

5 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

And people say Jake is a good centerfielder

All Jake has is speed. He gets bad jumps, takes bad routes and has a weak arm. Other than that, he’s fine. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

High time for Tucker to return to King Tuck form. If he remembers how. 

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

All Jake has is speed. He gets bad jumps, takes bad routes and has a weak arm. Other than that, he’s fine. 

Don't forget that he doesn't throw to the right base. He always throws to third in and a runner gets to second. 

[Mo Horn 8854]

That was the inning for us the get some runs, but alas no. 

[Mo Horn 8854]

Another fucking walk

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Well. There’s not much else to other than shake your head and turn the channel. Team needs a jolt to the roster. Much smarter guys than me can figure that out. 

[Mo Horn 8854]

Maton not nearly as sharp lately. I fear he's reverting to his sketchy outings last year. 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Springer still doing the from his knees swinging strikeouts. I almost miss them. 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

[Mo Horn 8854]

Happy Phil proved me wrong

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Nice job slappy. Been watching Dubon. 

[WBT 20662]

It's our old buddy Yimi.

Slappy with 2 hits tonight.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Let's go, Jake. Redemption time. 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Blue Jays home plate club drink girl: 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Abreu derp