2023 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20579]

Money Maton!

[Scraps 13561]

Sing the song dickhead

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Pressly in the 9th with the inevitable disaster?

[tx 3 putt 76976]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[David Dennison 18860]

Welp.

[Smax 3800]

Jfc this team is lost

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We’ve done nothing but launch missiles all over the field. Except of course Maldy and Abreu. And yet this game feels like a loss right now. Prove me wrong astros. 

So fucking predictably infuriatingly irritatingly awful. 
I hate this year. 

[tx 3 putt 76976]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Pressly in the 9th with the inevitable disaster?

off by one inning 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This team and staff suck

[HtownHorn 14685]

20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So fucking predictably infuriatingly irritatingly awful. 
I hate this year. 

This is why running it back should never be an option.

[perfectchaos007 6643]

These scheduled days off Dusty gives our players won’t mean much if we miss the playoffs 

[WBT 20579]

Rbi machine

[WBT 20579]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

These scheduled days off Dusty gives our players won’t mean much if we miss the playoffs 

[perfectchaos007 6643]

Gotta break the tie here. Extras = a loss

[WBT 20579]

Chazzy fizz!

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

[perfectchaos007 6643]

Fuck.

[WBT 20579]

Damnit

[Scraps 13561]

That Pena slide looked like it was gonna be dirty.

[HtownHorn 14685]

Just no plan, Julks wanted to hit a HR, when a fucking sac fly would have been fine.

[Scraps 13561]

That Pena slide looked like it was gonna be dirty.

Didn't even look like he touched him being able to see the actual play

[Guadaloopy 10973]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Just no plan, Julks wanted to hit a HR, when a fucking sac fly would have been fine.

Bullshit.  Pitcher made two great pitches to control the at bat.  

[Scraps 13561]

Fucking Martinez is going to be at 2nd as a runner lol

[David Dennison 18860]

What a joke.

[HtownHorn 14685]

Lulz, Bregman.

 

When it's bad it's bad.

Edited June 18, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

Are you watching or just following along? Both players would have been out by 30 feet.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

Except Diaz was on first.  
 

eta: misread your post, but Diaz would have been dead by a long shot on a try for home.  

Edited June 18, 2023 by Guadaloopy

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Garbage team.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Just now, Scraps said:

Fucking Martinez is going to be at 2nd as a runner lol

No.  His spot leads off.  

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Every single one of these morons blow right now

[Scraps 13561]

No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

[David Dennison 18860]

LOL

[HtownHorn 14685]

Just now, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Yep. This is why you don't DH your backup catcher. You make him the permanent starter because he's 1000x better than Maldonado.

Edited June 18, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Guadaloopy 10973]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Well that’s just managerial malpractice.  

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Are you watching or just following along? Both players would have been out by 30 feet.

If Diaz had as running on contact, it’s a close play. You gotta force a throw given our abysmal extra innings record. 

[Scraps 13561]

Screamer needs to DIAF

[David Dennison 18860]

I would say unbelievable, but it really isn't.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

 Can we just forfeit now and get on with our Sunday?  What a huge turd to lay on Fathers Day.  

[Guadaloopy 10973]

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

We need to be sellers at the deadline.

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

We need to be sellers at the deadline.

That's silly.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

0-6 in extras??

We need to be sellers at the deadline.

Stick with pooping in your diapers

[Limp Brisket 546]

Hot fucking garbage.

[DaysOff 7951]

0-6 in extras??

That's being shitty or some weird statistical anomaly.

Why not both gif

[HtownHorn 14685]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We need to be sellers at the deadline.

You approach Tucker and see what it will take to sign him to an extension. Based on that conversation you trade him if you feel you can't resign him.

[Scraps 13561]

So we let shitstack bat instead of Meyers getting an AB


Jfc not that it matters at this point

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

You approach Tucker and see what it will take to sign him to an extension. Based on that conversation you trade him if you feel you can't resign him.

Lolz.

[HtownHorn 14685]

4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

That's being shitty or some weird statistical anomaly.

Why not both gif

It's shitty management. The Astros are 16-26 27 in extras under Baker.

Edited June 18, 2023 by HtownHorn

[WBT 20579]

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

15 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Well that would have made sense.  But why have Kessinger pr and Meyers hit when you can do the opposite?

[HtownHorn 14685]

3rd place Astros. Great effort Dusty and Crane.