2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13698]

New retard Kalas pet peeve.....acting like every routine double at MMP the runner is going to go three. "Thought about three!"

No dipshit he did not

[Mo Horn 8921]

Nice to have a lead at least

[tx 3 putt 78278]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Nice to have a lead at least

and then some 

[Rip76 5003]

Moar lead.

[Mo Horn 8921]

Begging bomb 

[Scraps 13698]

Vintage JV....giving up bombs

[WBT 20835]

Bregs!

Just now, Scraps said:

Vintage JV....giving up bombs

But not solo

[Mo Horn 8921]

Efficient inning Framber

[tx 3 putt 78278]

7 pitch inning 

[UTexasFight 9758]

41 thru 4.

this start is quite good so far 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Yep, now practice holding a lead.

[Mo Horn 8921]

Framber dealing

[WBT 20835]

49 pitches

[UTexasFight 9758]

Fucking duck snorts 

[Mo Horn 8921]

Framber pissed about giving up the hit 

[UTexasFight 9758]

9.5 pitches per inning any good?

[WBT 20835]

Damn, seemed like he could have had perfecto stuff tonight.  Might as well finish off a Maddux and/or face the minimum.  57 pitches through 6.

[WBT 20835]

The movement on that Nimmo strike out pitch was wicked

[Mo Horn 8921]

What a play by Pena

[Limp Brisket 546]

Correa type shit 

[UTexasFight 9758]

Even more pissed at the duck snort now after that play 

 

holy shit 

[Limp Brisket 546]

As soon as Peña threw it I just knew it was going to hit the net.

[tx 3 putt 78278]

great play by the SS

the two rooks, 4-6

[tx 3 putt 78278]

send julks

[Mo Horn 8921]

Time to jettison Myers. No reason to keep him on the club. 

[tx 3 putt 78278]

good baseball there 

[Mitch Hedberg 2108]

I’m loving this. I’m over all the Verlander shit. Once you choose to leave you are dead to me. Finish him!

[UTexasFight 9758]

Let’s get moving. 20 minutes to get through 1.5 innings 

[tx 3 putt 78278]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’m loving this. I’m over all the Verlander shit. Once you choose to leave you are dead to me. Finish him!

 

correct

him and wife have more money than they spend. he left for greed. he could have stayed here for less and been a king (and probably pick up one more ring)

[WBT 20835]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

correct

him and wife have more money than they spend. he left for greed. he could have stayed here for less and been a king (and probably pick up one more ring)

Or Crane could have matched the offer

[David Dennison 19316]

It begins.

[Scraps 13698]

Oh is this where we piss away another game or what

[Mo Horn 8921]

Baseball is crazy. Framber has been untouchable all game, and now he can't find the plate. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2108]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

correct

him and wife have more money than they spend. he left for greed. he could have stayed here for less and been a king (and probably pick up one more ring)

I was just telling my buddies that same thing. Arguably best 5 years of his career. Already 40 with more money than he could ever spend. Not like looking for a payday. But whatever. It’s all good. Crawford boxes aren’t getting as much action. 

[WBT 20835]

Damn that wasn't a bad pitch really

[UTexasFight 9758]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Or Crane could have matched the offer

But thankfully he did not … although probably would have been better to toss him that money vs giving it to Abreu and Montero 

Edited June 21, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78278]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Or Crane could have matched the offer

 

fuck that. let the mets have him. im curious how FA goes this offseason, are the mets just going to drop $$$$ again ?

[Limp Brisket 546]

Show em something different now.

[Mo Horn 8921]

Did Myers give up on that? He just didn't look like he gave full effort. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2108]

Don’t know how old some of y’all are but whenever Nimmo bats I think of Terry Puhl.

[runthebone 8273]

Unfortunately, 2 run game = Pressly = extra innings = loss.

 

#analytics

[David Dennison 19316]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Unfortunately, 2 run game = Pressly = extra innings = loss.

 

#analytics

It's science.

[Limp Brisket 546]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t know how old some of y’all are but whenever Nimmo bats I think of Terry Puhl.

I’m that old.

[Mo Horn 8921]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Unfortunately, 2 run game = Pressly = extra innings = loss.

 

#analytics

Thought the same thing, which doesn't fill me with confidence. 

[Wulaw Horn 19517]

Yanier Diaz almost walked!  He didn’t. But almost. 

[tx 3 putt 78278]

24 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Time to jettison Myers. No reason to keep him on the club. 

 

zero trade value 

[WBT 20835]

Going for the deep cut with Doc Gooden as name that Astro

[WBT 20835]

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yanier Diaz almost walked!  He didn’t. But almost. 

A Pena walk is almost as rare.  And Julks back to back!

Edited June 21, 2023 by WBT

[Mo Horn 8921]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

zero trade value 

I'm fine just DFAing him. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2108]

Pressley coming in. Looks like I picked a bad day to quit heroin. Again.