2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Yes, we have no bullpen, we have no bullpen today.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

and up next is  Kirk Gibson. 

[HtownHorn 14705]

The crazy thing, if Tucker doesn't walk back there and find the ball they would have allowed the HR.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Scraps said:

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Neris is more reliable and can go 4 batters.  Then Abreu in the 9th.  Keep the tank full. 

Lol Abreu in the 9th

or even more LOL in the 8th.  More logical to have more in the tank.

[Smax 3800]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Neris is more reliable and can go 4 batters.  Then Abreu in the 9th.  Keep the tank full. 

Lol Abreu in the 9th

 

 

 

[David Dennison 18911]

Neris should have started the 8th. Dusty Baker botched that.

[Scraps 13561]

or even more LOL in the 8th.  More logical to have more in the tank.

So you want the guy who sucks cock in the 8th to pitch the 9th....are you mentally retarded? Don't answer I already know

[WBT 20592]

Fuck me

[elfenix 34287]

what the fuck

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Scraps said:

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

or even more LOL in the 8th.  More logical to have more in the tank.

So you want the guy who sucks cock in the 8th to pitch the 9th....are you mentally retarded? Don't answer I already know

but remember you are the one who said he's good and Dusty didn't make a mistake. Seems you are retarded. 

[David Dennison 18911]

Meltdown complete.

What a joke.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Neris should have started the 8th. Dusty Baker botched that.

exactly

[Mo Horn 8849]

On a balk. At least we're finding creative ways to throw away a game. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Dusty is such a bitch. Don’t like the call? Go out and fucking argue and get tossed you pussy. Fire your team up you old fuck.

[HtownHorn 14705]

Yeah, we need to be sellers at the deadline.

Bullpen blew up again tonight, after Dusty wastes one of his best relievers on 1 fucking pitch.

Edited June 25, 2023 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18911]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, we need to be sellers at the deadline.

Bullpen blew up again tonight, after Dusty wastes one of his best relievers on 1 fucking pitch.

Yeah, we're not going to be.

[Lat22 4015]

First career balk for Stanek. That ump was looking for anything at all to call a balk on. 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Stanek is right.  How the fuck is that a balk?

[perfectchaos007 6672]

Stanek is mad

[HtownHorn 14705]

Stanek is a keeper, has more balls than Dusty Baker.

Edited June 25, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Lat22 4015]

Good for Stanek. Wish Dusty had an ounce of fire. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

He should have chased that dude straight into right field

[Gut Wagon 8081]

Balk? Beats me. What I do know is that not hitting leadoff batters or walking multiple guys after getting ahead of them would do wonders for our chances of winning. What a clown show after Blanco righted the ship early and we scored what should have been enough runs. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

So can we nut up and score a tying run? 

[elfenix 34287]

good going getting ejected after the inning, dusty

[WBT 20592]

attaboy Ted

[Mo Horn 8849]

That a way abreu

[WBT 20592]

of course

[Tommy Nobis 905]

good going getting ejected after the inning, dusty

He’s such a pussy. Stand up for your dude when it happened bitch.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I hate Abreu

[David Dennison 18911]

Out with a whimper.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

That a way abreu

He hasn't been the issue today.

[perfectchaos007 6672]

Fucking Astros

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I keep thinking today will be the low point. Then tomorrow happens.

[YChang 3452]

That wasn’t fun at all

[elfenix 34287]

good job, good effort

[Mo Horn 8849]

Gave that one away. So frustrating

[runthebone 8001]

Loss of the year, in my opinion!

[Lat22 4015]

That ump was going to call a balk no matter what happened. His mind was already made up. 

[David Dennison 18911]

Out hit a team 13 to 5 and lose 8-7.

Impressive.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Horseshit ump show.  That shit happens.   Hope this pisses them off.  

[Scraps 13561]

Loss of the year, in my opinion!

Shit we have had about 10 contenders

[patrickdrinksbeer 791]

fuck the home plate ump.
fuck dusty for not leaving the dugout.
fuck the 2b umpire.
fuck both abreus.
fuck eric karros.
fuck LA.

[Macklemore 2872]

Fuck!!! 

[David Dennison 18911]

It's amazing we're only 6.5 back.

[Gut Wagon 8081]

We just gave up eight runs on five hits. Eight runs on five hits. Once you get past tee ball, that's a rare feat. 

Edited June 25, 2023 by Gut Wagon

[Mo Horn 8849]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Horseshit ump show.  That shit happens.   Hope this pisses them off.  

Not sure it will make a difference this year. Just too many injuries, and things not going our way. There's a reason why very few teams repeat. Still a lot of season left, so hopefully we can get hot. 

[David Dennison 18911]

He really balked, didn't he?

[Rimbo 25972]

[rvm96 1643]

49 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

fuck the home plate ump.
fuck dusty for not leaving the dugout.
fuck the 2b umpire.
fuck both abreus.
fuck eric karros.
fuck LA.

You say fuck Jose Abreu for his performance today instead of Maton?