2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8,899]

49 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

Make that 3

[Limp Brisket 546]

49 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

He reads the thread?

[UTexasFight 9,605]

50 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

Figured that was coming after that post

[David Dennison 19,119]

Is there a single national baseball broadcast that is worth a darn?

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is there a single national baseball broadcast that is worth a darn?

[WBT 20,740]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is there a single national baseball broadcast that is worth a darn?

espn does whatever they can to avoid talking about the game taking place in front of them

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

RiP …

 

[Lat22 4,051]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

espn does whatever they can to avoid talking about the game taking place in front of them

It really does seem that way. 

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

espn does whatever they can to avoid talking about the game taking place in front of them

100% correct 

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

Y’all keep talking shit about Abreu !!!!!

[Scraps 13,598]

The man

[WBT 20,740]

Slappy!!!

He's back; Ravech said so.

[Mo Horn 8,899]

Abreu decides to join the offense

[Guest]

Fool's Gold or finding his stride?

 

C'mon jose.  Keep making work!!!

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

37 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

3.57 team ERA , #1 in baseball, yet seems it's much more.  2023 is the year of the hitter as 2022 had Houston and Dodgers below 3.00 team ERA.  

this is why I’m still very optimistic, the pitching is WS quality. The veteran bats need to get going, the young bats will follow 

[patrickdrinksbeer 795]

that feels like his hardest hit ball of the season by a mile. very nice to see.

[runthebone 8,131]

Surprising

Why the fuck is shitty Julks DHing instead of Altuve?

[Mo Horn 8,899]

18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is there a single national baseball broadcast that is worth a darn?

Hasn't been one since Vin Scully

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

Just now, slorch said:

Fool's Gold or finding his stride?

 

C'mon jose.  Keep making work!!!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Surprising

Why the fuck is shitty Julks DHing instead of Altuve?

Dusty said Altuve jammed his heel running to first base.

Whatever the fuck that means.

[Rip76 4,986]

Just now, slorch said:

Dusty said Altuve jammed his heel running to first base.

Whatever the fuck that means.

To be fair I was watching Altuve run the bases last night, totally wincing.

[rvm96 1,643]

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Abreu decides to join the offense

He was a part of the offense yesterday 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Surprising

Why the fuck is shitty Julks DHing instead of Altuve?

Julks has been damn good lately. 

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Drew Gilbert just hit his 2nd AA homer


Leon hit for cycle yesterday
 

 

 

 

[Scraps 13,598]

Safe

Carry on fucksticks

[Scraps 13,598]

Big league bunt there

[Mo Horn 8,899]

Wasted chance there

[WBT 20,740]

damnit, all kinds of fail not to get that run in

[Gut Wagon 8,105]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Big league bunt there

Followed by poor base running and the expected DP. This team is maddening. 

[UTexasFight 9,605]

Dusty gets blamed for a lot rightfully so, but it’s shit like those last two ABs that make this team so frustrating.

 

horrible execution on a bunt. And then the ball is hit right over you and can’t decide instantly if it’s going to drop?

Those are the plays that make the difference when you have 3 1 run losses in your past 8 games

Edited June 26, 2023 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20,740]

This guy has had a big high zone all night - up, in, and out.

[runthebone 8,131]

Any chance of a huge storm so we don't need to use the bullpen?

[David Dennison 19,119]

That wasn't close.

[Rip76 4,986]

Wow, another non-strike.

This is really fucking ridiculous.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Rip76

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Any chance of a huge storm so we don't need to use the bullpen?

alien invasion ?

[Pablo 495]

fucking horseshit

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Another shit call late in the game like last night.

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

Maton about to shut us all up 

[David Dennison 19,119]

Also not close.

[WBT 20,740]

Great start by Brown.  Bullpen has a chance to totally redeem themselves!

[Rip76 4,986]

Another non-strike

[Gut Wagon 8,105]

Montero throwing strikes? What year is this? 

[Mo Horn 8,899]

There's the montero we know

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Why do we continue to trot this scrub out?

[Scraps 13,598]

Lol Monshitro

[David Dennison 19,119]

We all know what's about to happen.

[WBT 20,740]

Neris about to have to come in and throw 1 pitch again

[runthebone 8,131]

If you're going to hit Betts, hit him with a fucking fastball

[tx 3 putt 77,924]

[Scraps 13,598]

If Smith doesn't go yard I will be shocked