2023 Houston Astros Thread

[kevwun 15856]

Or he's a reliever who had 2 good seasons and has reverted to his career norms of being not good.  It has happened many, many times.

Edited June 27, 2023 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 77336]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Or he's a reliever who had 2 good seasons and has reverted to his career norms of being not good.  It has happened many, many times.

if on the roster, you have to work on fixing him 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

FYI - Astros team store has a lot of tshirts and caps on markdown. Bought two shirts and a cap for $40. The cap is $41 in the mlb.com store 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Altuve is playing tomorrow 

[Scraps 13570]

if on the roster, you have to work on fixing him 

No you put him in the Mushinski role and he pitches when it doesn't matter. Quit running him out there in 1 run games in the 8th.

[tx 3 putt 77336]

You need an offense with a pulse to have blow out games 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Im very confused why brantley isn’t playing sone rehab games this week 

also …

Urquidy threw 25 pitches in the bullpen today, hitting 92-93 mph in what he called a "big step." He usually is 87-88 while throwing in the bullpen. He had no issues and will throw one more bullpen before facing hitters.

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[Scraps 13570]

You need an offense with a pulse to have blow out games 

No not us winning. He needs to pitch when we are losing

[Planet Houston 4930]

[Scraps 13570]

My balls are sweating from here ^

[WBT 20653]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if on the roster, you have to work on fixing him 

No you put him in the Mushinski role and he pitches when it doesn't matter. Quit running him out there in 1 run games in the 8th.

To be fair, Sunday wasn't a 1 run game.  It was a 3 run game, then a 2 run game, then a tie game.

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Maldy !!!!!

[Mo Horn 8853]

Maldy

[Scraps 13570]

Mashitty bomb

[elfenix 34331]

Sparky was literally just talking shit about Maldonado

[Scraps 13570]

Dejong dong

[Mo Horn 8853]

Framber very un-Framber like tonight a lot of balls in the air

[Scraps 13570]

Jesus

[elfenix 34331]

more balls in the air than south austin's mom's saturday night

[Mo Horn 8853]

We struggle so much against any lower place team not named Oakland.

Edited June 28, 2023 by Mo Horn

[Mo Horn 8853]

Why wasn't framber backing up Maldy? 

[Scraps 13570]

Safe...whiffing like his pitches

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Ugh.  Shitty Framber is depressing.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Shitty Framber after shitty Javier is no bueno.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

only solution is to wear old school rainbow jerseys from here on out. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Good bounce back inning 

[Scraps 13570]

Feel free to pitch Montero in this garbage ass game

Oh shit julkamania

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Julkyard Dog is a playa... you guys need to reckanize!

[WBT 20653]

come on windmill

[Mo Horn 8853]

Can Chas be a hero? 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

I'm following online. Why didn't Julks try to score with two outs? 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I'm following online. Why didn't Julks try to score with two outs? 

 

because you touch yourself 

[Chuckie Finster 22725]

LMAO of course Dusty pinch hits NOW, with the only hitter worse than Maldy.

[Mo Horn 8853]

Can't believe dusty is actually pinch hitting

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Bligh about to blow it up 

[Mo Horn 8853]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm following online. Why didn't Julks try to score with two outs? 

Ball was hit too hard. He would have been out

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Hahahaha.  Dusty says “you want me to pinch hit for Maldy?  You’ll get Madris and like it.”

[WBT 20653]

This is top level trolling.  Altuve is supposed to play tomorrow.  He can't pinch hit tonight?

Start the merry go round

[Mo Horn 8853]

Shockingly predictable the way this year has gone

[TonyTexas 10524]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Hahahaha.  Dusty says “you want me to pinch hit for Maldy?  You’ll get Madris and like it.”

The players should mutiny. 

Edited June 28, 2023 by TonyTexas

[Mo Horn 8853]

And in comes Stanek. Yikes 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Don’t pinch hit with 3 catchers and Diaz on the bench but do it with two catchers and Diaz at DH. Unbelievable. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

who is C now? 

[rvm96 1643]

I thought this was going to be the Madris game with all those center cut pitches.  He's not clutch like Robel Garcia.

[Mo Horn 8853]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t pinch hit with 3 catchers and Diaz on the bench but do it with two catchers and Diaz at DH. Unbelievable. 

And now we have no DH

[Guadaloopy 11012]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

who is C now? 

Don’t ask dumb questions.  

[patrickdrinksbeer 793]

more like blight madris

[Gut Wagon 8087]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The players should mutiny. 

Maybe they already have. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Montero should PH for Stanek as the opportunity arises. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

I feel like there are 12 year olds that play MLB The Show that can manage a team better than Dusty