2023 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6,672]

Diaz would have caught that ball behind the plate

[cabowabo 4,487]

Way to help out your pitcher you useless fatass. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,077]

So, another passed ball for that fat worthless fuck maldonado. 

[David Dennison 18,911]

Thanks, Maldy.

[WBT 20,588]

Fucking maldy

[runthebone 8,000]

I'm sure Maldonado will get it back on offense.

[Mo Horn 8,849]

Looking worse by the pitch

[David Dennison 18,911]

Bleh.

[Mo Horn 8,849]

Brown done

[David Dennison 18,911]

Good thing Maldy's catching the rookie.

[runthebone 8,000]

Brown should just DFA Maldonado and call up Lee.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Hunter getting blasted

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Hunter getting blasted

[Wulaw Horn 19,077]

How many curve balls has Brown thrown? 
it’s only his best pitch and diaz crammed it down guys throats and Maldy doesn’t call it. It’s so gross. 

[Jshep34 2,308]

Need strommy back. Dfa Maldonado.

[runthebone 8,000]

Would the veterans care?  I think they would understand if we DFA him. 

[runthebone 8,000]

After Maldonado makes the first out, let's get a couple of runs here.

[David Dennison 18,911]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

After Maldonado makes the first out, let's get a couple of runs here.

Maybe he'll get a hit in his final AB.

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Eovaldi looking strong

[Mo Horn 8,849]

What a pathetic top of the inning. Appears to not be our day today. 

[WBT 20,588]

I member

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[David Dennison 18,911]

Rough day for our catcher.

[Mo Horn 8,849]

That's 2 or 3 ground balls today that altuve has been able to get to before today. He just seems to be missing them today. And what's with Maldy practically winding up to throw runners out. He's usually much faster in get the ball to 2nd. 

Edited July 1, 2023 by Mo Horn

[WBT 20,588]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 And what's with Maldy practically winding up to throw runners out. He's usually much faster in get the ball to 2nd. 

He's washed

[Wulaw Horn 19,077]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

He's washed

It’s borderline malpractice for Brown to allow him to remain on the 26 man if that senile old fuck is going to continue to have him 3rd in the league in starts. 

[David Dennison 18,911]

Doesn't look like we'll be seeing much of their bullpen today.

[dr99 560]

When did Maldy go from the Machete to the guy that everybody runs on

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I hate Abreu so much.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I hate Diaz so much.

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Diaz about to park one 

[David Dennison 18,911]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diaz about to park one 

Not today.

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Ugh, 3rd double play 

[dr99 560]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diaz about to park one 

[David Dennison 18,911]

Well, Jake, you misplayed that one. Yikes.

[rvm96 1,643]

Wtf was that route by Meyers?

[perfectchaos007 6,672]

I will be thrilled if we're somehow able to split this series 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

Jake with the derp route. Lulz at those who think he’s a good outfielder  

 

 

[David Dennison 18,911]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

I will be thrilled if we're somehow able to split this series 

We have a shot if we play our best available.

 

[dr99 560]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Jake with the derp route. Lulz at those who think he’s a good outfielder  

 

 

Kalas always makes excuses for him

[WBT 20,588]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I will be thrilled if we're somehow able to split this series 

Yeah me too.  We really needed to win today since it seems like we're content with punting the next two.

[Rockethorn1978 6,093]

2 hits today. Solid day at the plate for the most bi-polar lineup in baseball.

[David Dennison 18,911]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah me too.  We really needed to win today since it seems like we're content with punting the next two.

Did I miss something about Monday?

[WBT 20,588]

So we're going with Nolan for name that Astro every game this series?

[WBT 20,588]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Did I miss something about Monday?

They said on the radio that Dusty mentioned possibly pushing Javier back a day because he thinks the last two rough games were due to fatigue.  Maybe he'll get outvoted though.

Edited July 1, 2023 by WBT

[WBT 20,588]

Another good use of Montero.  Let's see if he can make it two good outings in a row.

[tx 3 putt 76,988]

Biggest crowd ever 😂

[David Dennison 18,911]

That is just sad.

[perfectchaos007 6,672]

Machete -> Butter knife

[cabowabo 4,487]

Lol. What a game.

[David Dennison 18,911]

Wow.