2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Damn 

[rvm96 1643]

Please tell me again how Meyers is a good outfielder?

[WBT 20562]

good job, good effort by the old guys there

[perfectchaos007 6635]

Meyers is a little league outfielder

[Mo Horn 8832]

Montero sucks this year. Must not getting enough sleep because he's lying awake at night counting all the money he's stealing from the team. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Maldy with the 0-fee, allowing 4 steals and a passed ball. He’s smearing shit all over the walls. Probably will catch every single game of this series, or at least 3 of the 4. Chas with his 2nd day off of the road trip. 3rd best hitter right now on the team and plays 2/3 times. 
554 ops. Fuck you Dusty you fucking clown. 

Edited July 1, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[WBT 20562]

Bochy goes away from his closer because it's now a 5 run lead.  That's allowed?

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maldy with the 0-fee, allowing 4 steals and a passed ball. He’s smearing shit all over the walls. 

At least he got that 9th inning groundout in

[dr99 560]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Maldy with the 0-fee, allowing 4 steals and a passed ball. He’s smearing shit all over the walls. Probably will catch every single game of this series, or at least 3 of the 4. Chas with his 2nd day off of the road trip. 3rd best hitter right now on the team and plays 2/3 times. 

He also couldn't bend over and pick up the ball that Abreu kicked to let the runner get to third

[UTexasFight 9432]

Nice mop up double 

Nice mop up 2 run homer.

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Deep !

[perfectchaos007 6635]

Tucker!!

[David Dennison 18854]

Yay?

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Burn up their BP for tomorrow 

[WBT 20562]

Ted with the moral victory!

Barlow has to be cussing the official scorer right now.

[UTexasFight 9432]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Ted with the moral victory!

Barlow has to be cussing the official scorer right now.

He should be cussing his 1st baseman 

[rvm96 1643]

Tying run would be on deck if not for the error.

[UTexasFight 9432]

I would really like to see chapman and it get around to Altuve but that’s going to be difficult 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Derp, win one tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Dubin starting tomorrow 

[David Dennison 18854]

Oh boy.

[Jshep34 2308]

Had high hopes for myers. If astros want to keep that championship window open they need to trade maldy, jake and Lance.

[WBT 20562]

Why would we start showing any sense of urgency now?

[Slacks 6819]

8 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

 

Thats not how it works

 

His elbow is sore. Give him a week off followed some rehab starts. There is a way. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Shawn Dubin day tomorrow…wheeee!

[tx 3 putt 76908]

 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

O/U is only 9 with Dubin at 10.80 ERA and the Rangers the top scoring team in MLB, at home!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

almost perfect, only put Alvarez at DH and move Diaz to C when Big returns, put Dubon at 1b replacing Abreu. Pena at SS. 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

O/U is only 9 with Dubin at 10.80 ERA and the Rangers the top scoring team in MLB, at home!

dubin is going to give us a strong 3 innings 

[runthebone 7977]

Dubin is lucky he has such a great defensive catcher to guide him, drop the ball, let guys steal on him, and make up for it by being the worst hitting player in baseball.

 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Baker said Mushinski was brought here because today will be sort of a bullpen game and Blanco wasn’t going to start again before the All-Star break anyway.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Baker said Mushinski was brought here because today will be sort of a bullpen game and Blanco wasn’t going to start again before the All-Star break anyway.

Obvious decision. Then can drop him down and bring Bielak up 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

we over take them in sept 

[tx 3 putt 76908]

Buckle up 

[runthebone 7977]

Due for a 10 spot on offense.  Just need to keep them single digits.

[TexArcher 37774]

Oh, it's the 1980's Phillies throwback jerseys.  Cool.  Just use any identity you want if you don't have one, I guess.

[Mo Horn 8832]

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Due for a 10 spot on offense.  Just need to keep them single digits.

Afraid we'll need to do just that to win today

[cabowabo 4484]

Great AB here. 

[runthebone 7977]

Been a while since an Altuve hit but a good leadoff AB

[Mo Horn 8832]

Ended up K'ing on ball 3

[cabowabo 4484]

This is gonna be an ugly game for the Astros. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Other than he threw a lot of pitches, pretty anemic inning

[runthebone 7977]

Dubin's ERA is going to be single digits after this start, I feel it!

Edited July 2, 2023 by runthebone

[Mo Horn 8832]

Seager is just an impossible out these days

[runthebone 7977]

Damn, Dubin sucks a big fat cock

[cabowabo 4484]

Wow.  Helluva catch. 

[runthebone 7977]

Dubin's ERA is already lower.

[Mo Horn 8832]

Coulda been worse

[TexArcher 37774]

Maybe Dubin can keep pitching over his head and hold them to 1 run per inning for like 6 innings?

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

Abreu with the incredible catch followed up by double. Nice day