2023 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9376]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Wow - It’s hard to imagine there are 4 hitters worse than Maldonado.

The problem is they are all on our current 25 man 

[David Dennison 18652]

OH. MY. GOD.

[Mo Horn 8807]

WTF Jake?

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Jake Meyers DERP

[TexArcher 37508]

That is not a Major League outfielder.

[David Dennison 18652]

Setting up the DP.

Smart.

[UTexasFight 9376]

Let’s put two on ahead of the ROY (probably).

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Mush was dealing. Lets put in Money Maton

[Gut Wagon 8052]

My opinion of Meyers has eroded. Which is surprising to me, because I started out thinking he was pretty worthless. 

[runthebone 7932]

Using Maton when he sucks again is nonoptimal.

[David Dennison 18652]

DP still in play.

Smart baseball.

[Mo Horn 8807]

How do you not run on noodle arm? Maton has been a total failure so far tonight. 

[TexArcher 37508]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

My opinion of Meyers has eroded. Which is surprising to me, because I started out thinking he was pretty worthless. 

Yeah, I used to think he sucked.  Now, I think he sucks and he's a lazy shit.

LOL at them not sending the runner when the shitbird's throw home was 10 yards up the first base lane.

[rvm96 1643]

In honor of me calling out Mo Horn I'll admit to being an og member of the Maton fan club

[perfectchaos007 6596]

If  Maton didn't shatter his hands before last years playoffs, who knows if the Astros would have won the World Series

[David Dennison 18652]

It's OK, see. We're still set up for the DP.

[cabowabo 4451]

This is fucking ridiculous.  

[Guest]

Blue wants some Ranger glory hole. 
 

Squeezin the fuck outta Maton.  Multiple strikes called Balls on the Jung and Heim ABs

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by slorch

[Scraps 13540]

I pretty much hate everyone with a M except McCormick

Meyers, Maton, Mashitty, Montero, Madris, Martinez whatever, and Mushinski whatever, Mauricio

[UTHornFan014 710]

Quality outing there by Maton

[Mo Horn 8807]

Nothing worse then walking in the go ahead run. At least make them earn it. 

[WBT 20415]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If  Maton didn't shatter his hands before last years playoffs, who knows if the Astros would have won the World Series

His broken hand did not change anything

[UTexasFight 9376]

Good work. Because 3 batters weren’t enough to show you he had no feel for the curve meaning he has to rely on a low 90s fastball to get guys out.

 

kudos to maton for nibbling up in the zone and no throwing  meatball to let them clear the bases.

 

 

….that’s where stanek comes in to the picture

[TexArcher 37508]

I wish I could show up at my job, suck at it, obviously not care that I sucked at it, and still make several thousand dollars for the day.

[Guest]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Nothing worse then walking in the go ahead run. At least make them earn it. 

Strike zone is the size of a peach. 
 

Blue wanted more. Still might get it. 
 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Rangers Broadcast: "They are taking advantage of the situation!"

 

You mean by standing in the batters box? lol... can't believe this team is 56-44, it's truly amazing. Really need Altuve and Yordan back to help bailout this bullpen. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Like clockwork, we score then give up the lead the next inning.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Maton is broken 

[WBT 20415]

The radios at my job never work either

[Mo Horn 8807]

JFC

[Lat22 3994]

Walking people with the bases loaded. These guys are shitty. 

[WBT 20415]

And that's why I don't like bringing Stanek in with the bases loaded.  He has the highest walk rate in the pen.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Putting Stanek in this situation I feel was a mistake. Stanek then not being able to throw a slider in the zone, but refusing to go away from it, perhaps was an even bigger one. 

[Scraps 13540]

Can that British dude take Stanek and Maton back home with him?

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, WBT said:

And that's why I don't like bringing Stanek in with the bases loaded.  He has the highest walk rate in the pen.

Don't you try to bring analytics and common sense into the equation!

[WBT 20415]

7 walks in 7 innings.  Is that good?

[UTHornFan014 710]

Hopefully their bullpen decides to suck tonight as well

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

This team is a huge kick to the nut sack.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Need Altuve in there to get to Chapman 

[WBT 20415]

They haven't moved Chapman to closer yet?

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Can we activate Altuve real quick?

[UTexasFight 9376]

These blues are blind 

Edited July 25, 2023 by UTexasFight
Nope. Gone. Hell yeah ! N

[hornmpa96 2598]

Chazzy Fizz!!!!

[Smax 3800]

wow

[Scraps 13540]

Hahahhahahahabbabab

[Dutchrudder 11115]

CHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Get the meatloaf.  

[rvm96 1643]

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Wow I didn't think that was going out