2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10960]

[UTHornFan014 710]

Have I already mentioned that this ump can suck my balls? That pitch to Abreu was like 6 inches low

[Scraps 13561]

Chas couldve ended it if he swings 3-0

[WBT 20561]

Feeling like Yainer's 1st walkoff

[Guest]

Yainer in the Niner.

 

LFG!

Edited July 25, 2023 by slorch

[Rip76 4925]

Yes!!!!!

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Should be 3 on with no outs, but here we are

[Gut Wagon 8065]

That's what I'm talking about. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Walked it off

[hornmpa96 2618]

[UTexasFight 9431]

Wtf was that relay.

whatever

ill take it 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

[WBT 20561]

Boom!!  Green light in RF.

[Scraps 13561]

What a fail by Texas lol

[Smax 3800]

Fuck you ump

[Guest]

Fuck you HPU.

[YChang 3443]

Well that was nice

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Suck on deez nuts Rangers

[cabowabo 4484]

He slid over the base.

[mrhorn 1383]

Feeling like Yainer's 1st walkoff

[UTexasFight 9431]

Please have gotten your foot down, tucker

[WBT 20561]

Not a bad 1st game to attend for the Brit

[rvm96 1643]

This Yanier guy might be okay. I should tell @Wulaw Hornabout him.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Wow. I don’t know how and I can’t believe it, but…..nice

[WBT 20561]

2 back

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Maybe that kid should play more.  Nice win by the bats.   McCormick is on an all-time heater.  

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Great game! Go Diaz! Certainly this will earn him more playing time!  Right?

[texashorne 1177]

Good win.. especially considering the Rangers lost

[Rimbo 25919]

 

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

[UTHornFan014 710]

Huge W

 

Can we cut Maldy yet? 

[Guest]

Dumb question amnesty requested:

what’s the deal with Ma The Meatloaf?  Even the announcing booth used it on the dinger.

Edited July 25, 2023 by slorch

[Lat22 4010]

Kalas and Blum were a lot more confident than I was about Tuck’s foot touching the plate. That said….

 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Turns out that Myles Straw trade was a pretty good one, eh?

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Dumb question amnesty requested:

what’s the deal with Ma The Meatloaf?  Even the announcing booth used it on the dinger.

https://youtu.be/l4D5zScOFKU

Edited July 25, 2023 by rvm96

[BrickTop 477]

There’s a character chas in the wedding crashers movie(will Ferrell)who lives in his moms basement and screams at her for meatloaf.

[Scraps 13561]

Dumb question amnesty requested:
what’s the deal with Ma The Meatloaf?  Even the announcing booth used it on the dinger.

Actual clip

[WBT 20561]

I'm liking this Brit guy more and more

 

[UTexasFight 9431]

I’m enjoying this little Tucker vs McCormick battle for AL Player of July… and that each guy is trading off games.

don’t need 7-8 XBHs from both of those guys one night and zero the next.

3-4 for one of them to carry the team one night and 3-4 from the other the next night will do

[David Dennison 18854]

Let's check in on Arlington, shall we?

4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Thanks NY

 

4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Looked out

 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he missed the plate.

 

3 minutes ago, beer said:

So many reviews have been objectively wrong...gotta wonder why even do it?

 

3 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Fuckin painful

 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Dumb question amnesty requested:

what’s the deal with Ma The Meatloaf?  Even the announcing booth used it on the dinger.

nm.  Others answered. 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Guadaloopy

[Rimbo 25919]

also

🤣🤣🤣

[Hornsbay22 467]

Thats 1! Lets fuck em up again tomorrow.

[runthebone 7968]

Well, this game played out exactly as I thought it would.  Didn't need Alvarez at all!

[Rimbo 25919]

six fuckin rbis

And really damn close to 8

i think this chas guy might be ok

[Huckleberry 32851]

I think Tucker was out but, one, not enough to reverse it on replay and, two, it should have been a bases loaded single without that horseshit strike two call on Abreu so whatever. 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Huckleberry

[kevwun 15774]

I thought Tucker was going to be out by a mile.  Their right fielder should be playing dh.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

10 minutes ago, Smax said:

Fuck you ump

Abreu strike 2 call was horrible 

[UTexasFight 9431]

And just imagine the offense in tomorrow night’s game slotting in Yordan on our side and Garcia on theirs (maybe)

[Guest]

POs rep on answers to my dumbass question.  Did not know the character was ‘Chas.’

 

Thank you, folks.  LFG!

[UTexasFight 9431]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I thought Tucker was going to be out by a mile.  Their right fielder should be playing dh.

I don’t he scouted Pettis.

it really looked like he assumed Tucker was going to stop and just lobbed it back in the infield.