2023 Houston Astros Thread

[wildcat09 29349]

That Brit is good luck. The org needs to give him free tickets the rest of the series.

[Halohal 498]

Bullpen game for the Strangers, LFG Astros 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Mitch Hedberg

[Strat 149]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

https://twitter.com/astroscth/status/1683680112766492673?s=46&t=0NSPXsQuydBFNWpJIm0EQw

chas just said he was tired yesterday in Oakland. At least two days off this week 

[kevwun 15774]

He did the Altuve gif dance.  I like him even more now.

[DaysOff 7947]

Kalas and Blum were a lot more confident than I was about Tuck’s foot touching the plate. That said….
 

Beautiful

[Gut Wagon 8065]

I didn't catch the video. Did Chas take off his jersey after the Chapman dinger? If not, I'm sure someone assumes he was wired. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

17 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

This Yanier guy might be okay. I should tell @Wulaw Hornabout him.

That is my guy. 
@Hank Chinaskiis in the bunk thinking about Chas. 
also- Phillip Maton is out of the trust tree. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Always good to win the first one. Have to follow up with W #2 tomorrow. Let’s go !

[Hornsbay22 467]

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

also- Phillip Maton is out of the trust tree. 

he needs a break / IR visit, go get his head straight. the guy has shown he’s a great arm 

Edited July 25, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9431]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He did the Altuve gif dance.  I like him even more now.

Not quite.

it was this…and it wasn’t good:

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by UTexasFight

[UTHornFan014 710]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

I didn't catch the video. Did Chas take off his jersey after the Chapman dinger? If not, I'm sure someone assumes he was wired. 

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

[runthebone 7969]

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

For them, scoring 9 and losing is whatever, they'll just score 9 tomorrow.

For us, it's "we just scored an entire week's worth of runs, this is a must win."

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

Astro surly thread was ready to fire dusty game 2, and dfa Julks, Maton, Martinez, dubon, bielak, urquidy, blanco, montero during spring training 

[Hornsbay22 467]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Astro surly thread was ready to fire dusty game 2, and dfa Julks, Maton, Martinez, dubon, bielak, urquidy, blanco, montero during spring training 

Yes just like true fans that expect to go 162-0

[elguapo 4586]

 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

For them, scoring 9 and losing is whatever, they'll just score 9 tomorrow.

For us, it's "we just scored an entire week's worth of runs, this is a must win."

can we hold them to 1 run tomorrow ??

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Keep closing ground

get healthy 

make a run 

we need pitching 

[WBT 20561]

4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Needed the Curb theme song to kick in right after that effeminate "What!" from Raymond

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Mushinski dropped his balls tonight. We need good mushinski the rest of the season 
 

 

[UTexasFight 9431]

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Tell me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012 without telling me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012

[Guadaloopy 10960]

13 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

Everything you need is inside you.  

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Tell me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012 without telling me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012

What a beating those two dipshits were. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Dusty haters / drunk hicks are fired up tonight on the post game show 

[UTexasFight 9431]

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What a beating those two dipshits were. 

Milo at the end?

or his buddy Dolan?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

who wants to trade Chas? 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

who wants to trade Chas? 

The Rangers

[rvm96 1643]

On 10/20/2022 at 8:12 PM, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

time to put Hensley at 2B.   Alvarez to LF.  Vasquez DH, need his very good bat especially - not Diaz, Mancini, Chas or any other lamey. 

 

14 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

who wants to trade Chas? 

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

bullpen game for the rangers tomorrow.

10 runs scored by the astros today.

likely no yainer, no chas, and certainly no yordan tomorrow.

[wood 11225]

I'll just leave this here. NSIAP. Aroldis lol.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvGruxaANhN/

[tx 3 putt 76905]

[Rimbo 25920]

1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

we're more fun than they are

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we're more fun than they are

we Piss excellence 

[Rimbo 25920]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

we Piss excellence 

and shit world series wins

[tx 3 putt 76905]

A good day 

Edited July 25, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Snake Diggity 4621]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mushinski dropped his balls tonight. We need good mushinski the rest of the season 
 

 

Both Gage and Mushinski have looked really good.  Houston should keep at least one of them up for the rest of the season, and leave Martinez down as a rested experienced pen arm as insurance against other injuries.

[Guest]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

can we hold them to 1 run tomorrow ??

How many innings?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

7 hours ago, rvm96 said:

 

 

that was 2022, notice. Baseball changes more than any other sport yearly.  See Montero vs. Maton. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Mornings after a walk off against the Rangers do not suck! Ready for tonight!

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

When the rangers acquired Chapman my ranger friends were confused why I was happy so I told them Chapman is our bitch, they laughed at me.

So tonight all I sent in our group text was 👀. They went off and I just put lol to everything and sent them that video. I said “I realize y’all haven’t watched baseball in a decade but he’s been our bitch and he still is”. 
 

I got crickets after the Yankees video. I love that guy.

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Pod up for our trade value part 1 column with the 12 Astros with the absolute most trade value. These guys are all really good/really valuable! This is two parts- so part 1. It’s my favorite one we’ve done this year. Hope you enjoy!

spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nmQYptcVnn3gZVfq78lYL?si=6N66BgS7S2OJPpLpAXBxEg

Apple
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...n-astros-podcast/id1683955456?i=1000622227737

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...ft-part-1?ref=dm_sh_Jfjtb22G6bkERDvW15rnH28mF

[tx ind 7012]

9 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by tx ind

[Macklemore 2876]

 

[Scraps 13561]

#FreeYordan 

[n64ra 1081]

3 hours ago, slorch said:

How many innings?

0.2

[Gut Wagon 8065]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Pod up for our trade value part 1 column with the 12 Astros with the absolute most trade value. These guys are all really good/really valuable! This is two parts- so part 1. It’s my favorite one we’ve done this year. Hope you enjoy!

spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nmQYptcVnn3gZVfq78lYL?si=6N66BgS7S2OJPpLpAXBxEg

Apple
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...n-astros-podcast/id1683955456?i=1000622227737

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...ft-part-1?ref=dm_sh_Jfjtb22G6bkERDvW15rnH28mF

Interesting player value rankings and ratings. Provided Pena remains an Astro (not really my desire, but it is what it is), I really hope he steps up his game a couple notches. And soon. He and Bregman easily could be the difference between now and November. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Interesting player value rankings and ratings. Provided Pena remains an Astro (not really my desire, but it is what it is), I really hope he steps up his game a couple notches. And soon. He and Bregman easily could be the difference between now and November. 

NO doubt about it.  He's streaky I think we've seen in 1.6 years so far in the bigs. IF he gets hot in September and October it's great. If he remains an auto out then the rest of the guys better be ready to go and you cannot have Maldy in there as an auto out along with Meyers or Julks in the funk they are in.  

Edited July 25, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[henrygandorf 29189]