2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Horn80 6118]

Beat the Rangers tonight plz.  Hope they enjoyed their stay in first place because it will be just a memory soon.

[runthebone 7969]

Surprised no one has put out a Hensley-Madris highlight video yet.  Or maybe I missed it?

[henrygandorf 29189]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

[texashorne 1177]

Well....Bligh

[UTPhil2006 3807]

8 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Well....Bligh

[henrygandorf 29189]

ok, so looking ahead...

i'm curious if tampa sticks with their 4-man rotation.  it looks like mclanahan-bradley-glasnow-eflin the last couple times thru, as off days allowed.  they don't play tomorrow, so mclanahan is on track to go friday vs javier.  if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.

luckily, cleveland plays on thurs (only 4 games scheduled) which means civale goes sunday and we should miss him.  he's been their best pitcher.

[UTexasFight 9431]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.

 

 

Against Bielak ….

 

guess who bought tickets a month ago to Sunday’s game.

 

and I’m sure at least 3 out of Altuve, Yordan, Bregs, Tucker and Chas will be sitting.

[WBT 20561]

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Remember that people were ready to bail on JP3 3/4 into one season before he got hot at the right time. Not even August yet.

Were they wrong?  Jeff Blauser got hot for a playoff run one time too.

53 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maldonado Cory Lee or someone off the waiver wire should be the catcher for Framber and should catch some day games after night games occasionally so that Diaz gets 35 games off a year not squatting behind home plate. Now, most of those days Diaz should be the DH.  

fifm

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Were they wrong?  Jeff Blauser got hot for a playoff run one time too.

fifm

Sure.  But if you want to keep Maldy around for the rest of the year for Framber starts why not I guess.  And yeah- Diaz should DH.

[TonyTexas 10510]

We can probably put to rest the idea of obtaining Cease. But this is coming from Nightengale and they are reportedly in deep talks with the Rays for Lynn so could be bullshit. 

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pena has no business hitting #2. Worst line up decision of the year 

seriously.  if we wanted gold glove defense dragged down by a .225 avg, 12 homers, and 45 rbi we could've just paid correa $300mm.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so looking ahead...

i'm curious if tampa sticks with their 4-man rotation.  it looks like mclanahan-bradley-glasnow-eflin the last couple times thru, as off days allowed.  they don't play tomorrow, so mclanahan is on track to go friday vs javier.  if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.

luckily, cleveland plays on thurs (only 4 games scheduled) which means civale goes sunday and we should miss him.  he's been their best pitcher.

Tampa has all the assets to make multiple moves 

[Scraps 13561]

ok, so looking ahead...
i'm curious if tampa sticks with their 4-man rotation.  it looks like mclanahan-bradley-glasnow-eflin the last couple times thru, as off days allowed.  they don't play tomorrow, so mclanahan is on track to go friday vs javier.  if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.
luckily, cleveland plays on thurs (only 4 games scheduled) which means civale goes sunday and we should miss him.  he's been their best pitcher.

Im looking ahead and saying fuck all those dudes. Pitch them. Let us get a look so when playoffs come around we dominate that ass like Woodman

[UTPhil2006 3807]

31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

We can probably put to rest the idea of obtaining Cease. But this is coming from Nightengale and they are reportedly in deep talks with the Rays for Lynn so could be bullshit. 

 

Stroman should be the target now. His dogs name is Astro 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so looking ahead...
i'm curious if tampa sticks with their 4-man rotation.  it looks like mclanahan-bradley-glasnow-eflin the last couple times thru, as off days allowed.  they don't play tomorrow, so mclanahan is on track to go friday vs javier.  if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.
luckily, cleveland plays on thurs (only 4 games scheduled) which means civale goes sunday and we should miss him.  he's been their best pitcher.

Im looking ahead and saying fuck all those dudes. Pitch them. Let us get a look so when playoffs come around we dominate that ass like Woodman

We want to see their best pitchers and line ups (so maldy can game plan for the playoffs). 

[Scraps 13561]

Stroman should be the target now. His dogs name is Astro 

Shouldve always been the target.

[Longhornlove 4813]

Anyone have a link to a live stream?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

expect the unexpected tonight.

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Anyone have a link to a live stream?

https://hdrez.com/texas-rangers-houston-astros

[henrygandorf 29189]

28 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Stroman should be the target now. His dogs name is Astro 

wasn't that david price?

[runthebone 7969]

30 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Stroman should be the target now. His dogs name is Astro 

 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

wasn't that david price?

 

No, George Jetson

[Gourmand 7774]

Surly to Dusty

[tx 3 putt 76905]

52 minutes ago, Scraps said:

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so looking ahead...
i'm curious if tampa sticks with their 4-man rotation.  it looks like mclanahan-bradley-glasnow-eflin the last couple times thru, as off days allowed.  they don't play tomorrow, so mclanahan is on track to go friday vs javier.  if they stick with it, we'll get glasnow on sunday on regular rest, which is not ideal.  he's been nasty.
luckily, cleveland plays on thurs (only 4 games scheduled) which means civale goes sunday and we should miss him.  he's been their best pitcher.

Im looking ahead and saying fuck all those dudes. Pitch them. Let us get a look so when playoffs come around we dominate that ass like Woodman

We want to see their best pitchers and line ups (so maldy can game plan for the playoffs). 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s get this win! 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Surly to Dusty

player’s manager 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s get this win! 

Let’s Go !!!!!!

[elfenix 34230]

Infield bobbling balls like they're demonstrating @South Austin 's mom's technique

[TexArcher 37774]

Pena's going yard tonight.

Why the hell not?

[Mo Horn 8832]

I'll take a double

[rvm96 1643]

Is Bregman always that choked up on the bat?

[elfenix 34230]

Breggy Bomb!

[tx 3 putt 76905]

[Mo Horn 8832]

Breggy bomb

[elfenix 34230]

[Scraps 13561]

This dude has the best salsa in the world

[rvm96 1643]

This lineup fucks!

[TexArcher 37774]

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, ARLINGTON!!!

[Gourmand 7774]

THAT. WAS. A. 

 

[runthebone 7969]

You motherfucker, Heaney

[Scraps 13561]

Whats up pussy boy

[tx 3 putt 76905]

That hit by pitch was bs 

[kevwun 15774]

A Ranger is going to eat one tonight for that.

[billfromlaketravis 11458]

Hit Yordan in the meaty part of the shoulder. Thank God. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Payback time mfers

[TexArcher 37774]

Meh, he's not trying to hit him on 0-2.

[kevwun 15774]

Doesn't matter, it was too close to his head.  Dusty will be all over hitting one of them.

[HtownHorn 14677]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Stroman should be the target now. His dogs name is Astro 

We need Happ as well.

[Scraps 13561]

Doesn't matter, it was too close to his head.  Dusty will be all over hitting one of them.

Dusty probably doesn't even know he got hit.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Julks 0/21

[runthebone 7969]

This douchebag throws a lot of middle middle pitches.  Fuck him

[elfenix 34230]

Fuck those guys