2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

maybe 8-3 real quick, hope not

[TexArcher 37774]

Fuck it, throw another pitch at Semien in the dugout.

[runthebone 7968]

Ok, who can go 5.1 innings?

[Gourmand 7774]

all of this with two outs

[Smax 3800]

Pull him

[cabowabo 4484]

Pull him for fucks sake. 

[David Dennison 18853]

Man, he let Arlington get all up in his head.

Edited July 27, 2023 by David Dennison

[Wishbone 4759]

Get him the fuck out.

Good

Edited July 27, 2023 by Wishbone

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

about 10 pitches too late Dustranomus. 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Something is wrong.

I don’t see Maldy leaving with him 

[cabowabo 4484]

And take out his little fuckbuddy Machete. 

So, I guess JP France in our No. 1 starter now. 

[Scraps 13561]

Yall know whose fault all this is right?

Everything was fine til Dusty called for the HBP then it went to shit

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Scraps said:

Yall know whose fault all this is right?

Everything was fine til Dusty called for the HBP then it went to shit

I am on the team just win side.

[Gourmand 7774]

this is the last guy you want him to have to face

[hornmpa96 2618]

Let’s get some runs back.

[texashorne 1177]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yall know whose fault all this is right?

Everything was fine til Dusty called for the HBP then it went to shit

This. Bullshit move by whoever called that. If it was Dusty, then fuck him. That kind of shit is for teams that dont contend for the playoffs..

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Wishbone 4759]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck it, throw another pitch at Semien in the dugout.

And a couple more in the parking lot.

[Gourmand 7774]

plenty of game left to save Framber's ass

[David Dennison 18853]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck it, throw another pitch at Semien in the dugout.

I'd rather win.

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, texashorne said:

This. Bullshit move by whoever called that. If it was Dusty, then fuck him. That kind of shit is for teams that dont contend for the playoffs..

fuck that noise

HIT HIM AGAIN. THEY HIT YORDAN IN HIS FIRST AT BAT. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We can pinch hit with Diaz and not lose the DH at least. 

[David Dennison 18853]

Yeah, they might scrap tonight.

Edited July 27, 2023 by David Dennison

[runthebone 7968]

Hopefully just a double play and not a triple play here

[Saint Tacky 1614]

Framber just flat out quit. He didn’t want to be out there after shit started going south and he threw in the towel instead of fighting through it. Unacceptable.  

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd rather win.

i'd rather hit Semien again, then hit Adolis, then win, then fuck Heaney's wife.

[TexArcher 37774]

What exactly was the point of the warning if each starter could buzz another batter with a fastball and not get run?

[Mo Horn 8832]

Abreu had reverted back to being worthless 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s don’t put a statue up of Chas yet. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

3 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Framber just flat out quit. He didn’t want to be out there after shit started going south and he threw in the towel instead of fighting through it. Unacceptable.  

Looks like many of our hitters have followed suit

[David Dennison 18853]

We've won the series and now the season is FUBAR again in the 5th inning of a late July game.

I love us.

[tx 3 putt 76904]

Damn that was deep 

[runthebone 7968]

The problem isn't hitting that little bitch Semien, it's that Framber sucks right now.

[Wishbone 4759]

Fuck

[Mo Horn 8832]

Fuck

[Rip76 4925]

Crushed

[TexArcher 37774]

Good lord, that was shot out of a cannon.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Damn that was deep 

nah Tucker had an easy catch the whole way

[tx 3 putt 76904]

19 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

maybe 8-3 real quick, hope not

[Gourmand 7774]

well shit fuck damn

[Overlord 366]

It’s like our entire pitching staff went to Cabo after the World Series. And stayed there for 3 months. 

[Rip76 4925]

3 back next inning.

[Mo Horn 8832]

Yea, we're done here. Gonna watch the us women, although they're losing too. 

[David Dennison 18853]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The problem isn't hitting that little bitch Semien, it's that Framber sucks right now.

He'll be OK. Get it out of the way now.

[elfenix 34230]

This game is turning very shitty very fast

[tx 3 putt 76904]

Even their check swings are hits 

[Gourmand 7774]

unbelievable 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Safe

 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Ehh keep winning series. We did that. Suck it rangerettes

[David Dennison 18853]

How do you miss that? He was safe by a mile.