2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7774]

he was safe 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

How do you miss that? He was safe by a mile.

first place ump wanted to practice his punchout move since this game is OVER.

[Overlord 366]

I’m still not completely sure I know the details, but I don’t think Framber’s going to get a Quality Start. 
 

[David Dennison 18925]

LOL

[tx 3 putt 77110]

How many times can Garcia hit in one game !!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Overlord 366]

This, my friends, could get ugly. 
 

[runthebone 8019]

Hahahahaha

You know the narrative will be that the hbp changed everything.  Maybe it did, who knows.

[Scraps 13565]

Martinez needs to go back to Mexico or Spain or pasadena

[tx 3 putt 77110]

WhT cleared rhe dugout ?

[tx 3 putt 77110]

I was watching the pushing / shoving match in section 110 

[Scraps 13565]

Throw our whole team out plz so we can move to next game

[UTexasFight 9506]

That was lame and stupid.

give me some X-Man, Astros/reds circa ‘95.

 

[David Dennison 18925]

This is a good old fashioned ass-kicking.

[Lat22 4015]

Throw Machete out!

[Overlord 366]

They’re putting both teams on double secret probation

[Scraps 13565]

Semien and mashitty bout to get tossed

[UTexasFight 9506]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

WhT cleared rhe dugout ?

Simien did a shimmy before jumping on home plate

and Garcia got up in Maldy’s chest after crossing the plate  

[Rip76 4943]

2 back.

We’re fine.

[Wishbone 4762]

‘Tuve and Alvarez back, need win at home to sweep and to finally catch 1st place, get off to a 3-0 lead and then vomit up 10 unanswered runs (so far). Didn’t see that coming.

[UTexasFight 9506]

I still don’t see mashitty leaving with martinez …

Edited July 27, 2023 by UTexasFight
Ok. Looks like he’s about to

[elfenix 34325]

Throw Machete out!

For the rest of the season

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Simien did a shimmy before jumping on home plate

and Garcia got up in Maldy’s chest after crossing the plate  

thats bs 

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, Wishbone said:

‘Tuve and Alvarez back, need win at home to sweep and to finally catch 1st place, get off to a 3-0 lead and then vomit up 10 unanswered runs (so far). Didn’t see that coming.

All on Framber really

[Huckleberry 33017]

Is there any chance they ejected Maldonado from the league?

[David Dennison 18925]

Just now, Wishbone said:

‘Tuve and Alvarez back, need win at home to sweep and to finally catch 1st place, get off to a 3-0 lead and then vomit up 10 unanswered runs (so far). Didn’t see that coming.

Baseball is baseball.

 

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Montero about to mow them down 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Simien for Mashitty would be a fucking win in a close game. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, Wishbone said:

‘Tuve and Alvarez back, need win at home to sweep and to finally catch 1st place, get off to a 3-0 lead and then vomit up 10 unanswered runs (so far). Didn’t see that coming.

13 unanswered by my count 

[Overlord 366]

The Rangers were a wounded dog earlier this afternoon. 

[Scraps 13565]

DIAZ GETS TO PLAY

[Lat22 4015]

We’re going to need Diaz’s bat to get these 10 runs back. 

[TexArcher 37983]

Honestly, neither guy deserved to get tossed there.  They weren't even really heated.  Get between them and tell them to shut the fuck up and get on with it.

[Ichabod 184]

4d level chess by Maldy to get Diaz in the lineup

[Scraps 13565]

Eject Robbie Grossman just for his existence plz

[wood 11227]

Fucking streams kept dying on me through all of that. What did Maldy do to get tossed? Seemed like Adolis started the shit.

[texashorne 1178]

Just now, Overlord said:

The Rangers were a wounded dog earlier this afternoon. 

Then we hit Semien. Hopefully their only fired up tonight and not all of August. Fuck

[UTexasFight 9506]

Thinking on this some more, sure looks like MLB needs to step in….and announce a 50 game suspension for maldy

Edited July 27, 2023 by UTexasFight

[elfenix 34325]

Umpire going to call everything near the zone a strike the rest of the night

[Wishbone 4762]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Baseball is baseball.

 

This is known. It’s also known that shit happens. This is one of those extreme cases of both. Bad baseball + deep shit.

[UTexasFight 9506]

Just now, elfenix said:

Umpire going to call everything near the zone a strike the rest of the night

That’s fine.

I can’t really think of anything good that can come from the rest of this game 

 

 

althiugh it is only the bottom of the 5th somehow…

and we finally have our best offensive lineup in the game 

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Ranger fans getting very chirpy in the stands 

EMT’s working on two ranger fans ha

[Gut Wagon 8083]

I wouldn't say we were "due" for one of these. But maybe we were. 

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Win it for machete !

 

Good to see pena with a two hit game 

[David Dennison 18925]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ranger fans getting very chirpy in the stands 

EMT’s working on two ranger fans ha

Little brother is super mouthy in the still shitty thread.

[Scraps 13565]

Hit another one Breg

[WBT 20622]

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Montero needs to close this out 

[UTexasFight 9506]

5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

 

I’d agree but putting him ahead of tucker the way he’s going right now is not an oversight and one of the better decisions by Dusty recently.

He’ll have at least 2 hits tonight

Good for Peña.

about the only thing tonight 

 

 

[Overlord 366]

I think I saw on MLB channel that the Rangers have scored 10 or more runs in 106 games this year. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Can someone show Dusty Framber's starts over the last 15 innings in hopes that he decides to give Diaz a run with with in the next couple games? 

And then show him (and the rest of the team) Maldy's stats so that we can move him to a clubhouse role and bring up literally anyone else to be backup catcher?