2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77,261]

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

It’s embarrassing how bad this offense is. 

[Overlord 366]

Welcome back JV. Here’s ZERO run support. You’re welcome. 

[David Dennison 18,941]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It’s embarrassing how bad this offense is 

Pfft. Defense wins championships.

[runthebone 8,026]

Fascinating

[Dutchrudder 11,150]

Hit #2 today!

[cabowabo 4,492]

Why the fuck is Maldy batting here? Fuck you Dusty.

[David Dennison 18,941]

Whew. He struck out.

[WBT 20,649]

This is malfeasance

[Fudge Nuggets 19,210]

Hit the god damn baseball, fuckers.

[cabowabo 4,492]

Ridiculous strike zone today.

[Wulaw Horn 19,145]

Fucking asinine bullshit letting fat fuck hit for himself in the 8th inning with a man on. 
Take that hat trick and shove it up your wrinkled senile ass you toothpick chewing moron. 

[Mo Horn 8,853]

Shocker... HPU is shit and making guys swing at bad pitches because of bad calls 

[Wulaw Horn 19,145]

8 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Welcome back JV. Here’s ZERO run support. You’re welcome. 

He can own some of that shit for his personal catcher and personal CF. 

[cabowabo 4,492]

Atrocious.

[Mo Horn 8,853]

Pathetic offense

[David Dennison 18,941]

Wow.

Edited August 5, 2023 by David Dennison

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Not clutch

[Overlord 366]

This didn’t end well two nights back. 
 

Graveman got Volpe’d. 

[Gut Wagon 8,086]

I was hoping we could at least clear Pena in that inning, for a better chance in the 9th. Sad to say that about your #/2 guy, but....

[Overlord 366]

This broadcast rocks!

[elfenix 34,331]

that'll do it

[cabowabo 4,492]

And we’re done here. 

[Mo Horn 8,853]

Just now, Overlord said:

This didn’t end well two nights back. 
 

Graveman got Volpe’d. 

New day, same result

[Overlord 366]

Good trade, Dana. 
 

It seems like Graveman is fitting into the bullpen comfortably. 

Edited August 5, 2023 by Overlord

[WBT 20,649]

fucking emo

[Mo Horn 8,853]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

And we’re done here. 

Yup

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

graveman, stanek, montero, maldo -- winners! 

[runthebone 8,026]

Does Korey Lee pitch?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

Too bad Astros hitters can’t make bat contact as well as Graveman …

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

Ballgame

[WBT 20,649]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Haven't we been down this road?

[David Dennison 18,941]

Just pull him.

 

[Gut Wagon 8,086]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Just pull him.

 

He's digging his own grave, man. 

[runthebone 8,026]

Got 5Ks (so far) coming up this inning!

[runthebone 8,026]

6!

[WBT 20,649]

So glad we're guaranteed a Pena at bat this inning but not Chas, even if we get someone on.

[David Dennison 18,941]

Good: JV

Bad: Literally everything else

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

Well we can't win this series, so lets at least try not to lose it. Dusty needs a competitive lineup tomorrow 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

We didn’t need a bat all. Wtf. I get so sick of hearing about all the offense we have. Names on paper don’t hit shit. Our bench is pathetic. And I don’t care what our record is. We lose too many low scoring games. Fuck Maldy and fuck Dusty. That was a non competitive lineup and this game was lost at 11 this morning.

[runthebone 8,026]

Letting Maldonado hit in the 8th is an instantly fireable crime against baseball

[WBT 20,649]

Gross

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

No way this team is gonna do jack shit in the playoffs when the offense sucks this bad. Fucking pisses me off.

[WBT 20,649]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We didn’t need a bat all. Wtf. I get so sick of hearing about all the offense we have. Names on paper don’t hit shit. Our bench is pathetic. And I don’t care what our record is. We lose too many low scoring games. Fuck Maldy and fuck Dusty. That was a non competitive lineup and this game was lost at 11 this morning.

It wasn't our best line up but Altuve, Tucker, Bregman, and Yordan all struck out twice also.

[Overlord 366]

And the Yankees are a bad team right now. 
 

We may save their entire season, like we did for the Angels a few weeks ago.
 

(Angels were practically ready to trade Ohtoni, until we came into Anaheim and shit the bed.)

[David Dennison 18,941]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Letting Maldonado hit in the 8th is an instantly fireable crime against baseball

Just wait til they're both back next year.

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

And the Yankees are a bad team right now. 
 

We may save their entire season, like we did for the Angels a few weeks ago.
 

(Angels were practically ready to trade Ohtoni, until we came into Anaheim and shit the bed.)

We won two out of three in Anaheim.

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just wait til they're both back next year.

We won two out of three in Anaheim.

I thought they got 2 on us. Doesn’t matter. We gave them hope. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,145]

13 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Letting Maldonado hit in the 8th is an instantly fireable crime against baseball

Not true. It’s a crime against humanity. 

[WBT 20,649]

50 minutes ago, Overlord said:

We may save their entire season, like we did for the Angels a few weeks ago.

It's saved?

[Rimbo 26,028]