2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Mez2 4023]

We're not trying our hardest 

[David Dennison 18856]

8 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Is Bregman now 0 for 12 this series?

and he’s the answer for the 2 hole?

His will be an interesting contract negotiation.

[tx 3 putt 76916]

Jake !!!!!!!!!!

[David Dennison 18856]

Wow, Jake Meyers.

Have yourself a day.

[Scraps 13561]

Lol career day

[perfectchaos007 6635]

Rake from Jake Farm x2

[tx 3 putt 76916]

Machete !!!!!!!

[Focht Up 631]

44 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

About to be 8-5. You know it’s coming

How right you are

 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Jake meyers isn’t bad y’all. 
he’s not great. But he’s a positive player overall. He’s better than Dipshit Julks. 
this lineup almost makes sense. Outside of the Diaz deal obviously. 

[David Dennison 18856]

Whoa.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

His will be an interesting contract negotiation.

He might not be ordinary, but neither is he extraordinary. Still the better of our two guys on that side of the infield. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

this sport, or game of chance really, of baseball defies all sense. 

[WBT 20564]

Wandy Peralta seems like he sucks

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake meyers isn’t bad y’all. 
he’s not great. But he’s a positive player overall. He’s better than Dipshit Julks. 
this lineup almost makes sense. Outside of the Diaz deal obviously. 

He's better than Julks and Dubon for sure

eta - despite Dusty often pinch hitting for him with one of those two or Bligh Madris

Edited August 6, 2023 by WBT

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

The difference between maldy and Diaz is equivalent to the difference between meyers and Yordan. 

[tx 3 putt 76916]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake meyers isn’t bad y’all. 
he’s not great. But he’s a positive player overall. He’s better than Dipshit Julks. 
this lineup almost makes sense. Outside of the Diaz deal obviously. 

his numbers improve with his play 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Meyers and Maldonado

Revenge of the Nerds

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

He might not be ordinary, but neither is he extraordinary. Still the better of our two guys on that side of the infield. 

Bregman has the second or third most WAR on the team. And doesn’t feel like he’s played well. 

[WBT 20564]

4 run lead, this should be safe

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Meyers and Maldonado

Revenge of the Nerds

FUCK THA HATERZ!!! lolol

[Gourmand 7774]

Aidan Resnick big mad right now.

[Dnaguy 11948]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bregman has the second or third most WAR on the team. And doesn’t feel like he’s played well. 

He can’t buy a hip right now

[David Dennison 18856]

JFC, Jeremy.

[Focht Up 631]

I can't believe that

[Mez2 4023]

Some of us are trying their hardest, others aren't. 

[tx 3 putt 76916]

Fucking pena 

[David Dennison 18856]

Thanks for the run, Jeremy Pena.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

We should have traded pena

[David Dennison 18856]

Our pitchers love 3-2 counts.

[perfectchaos007 6635]

I don't think France had any earned runs that inning since the run that scored was on Pena's error

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Bregman has the second or third most WAR on the team. And doesn’t feel like he’s played well. 

Not saying Bregman's a dog at all, just not as special as I once believed/hoped. He hits really well in stretches. I do have a hard time figuring out what we can expect from him year to year, or even month to month. Perhaps it's my imagination, but he seems to have reached his peak earlier, and then faded sooner, than many other great players do. It puzzles me that he hasn't sustained huge numbers longer than he has, particularly with Altuve in front of him and solid bats behind him most of the time. 

 

[Focht Up 631]

Can we somehow get 3 routine scoreless innings?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I’m trying to stream on the sports net app and it’s saying not authorized at my location. I’m fucking in the viewing network less than a mile from my house. Anyone else have these issues recently?

[David Dennison 18856]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bregman has the second or third most WAR on the team. And doesn’t feel like he’s played well. 

Do you think he'll like his offer?

[Rimbo 25921]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Can we somehow get 3 routine scoreless innings?

[wood 11225]

LMFAO at the bitchass Yank announcers still crying about the 2017 Astros. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you think he'll like his offer?

Nope. I think he ends up at 180-200 and we offer something like 6/150 or 5/125 or something. 

[David Dennison 18856]

Oh, man, you better hope this works.

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Oh, man, you better hope this works.

Narrator: It worked.

[perfectchaos007 6635]

If France is no longer in our starting rotation, he's by far our best reliever now

[tx 3 putt 76916]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If France is no longer in our starting rotation, he's by far our best reliever now

he stepped up huge today 

[tx 3 putt 76916]

Very very sneaky ….

 

[perfectchaos007 6635]

Too much to ask for a stress free Neris outing?

[cabowabo 4484]

I’m trying to stream on the sports net app and it’s saying not authorized at my location. I’m fucking in the viewing network less than a mile from my house. Anyone else have these issues recently?

I stream over the directv app. That ATT app sucks balls.

[David Dennison 18856]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Too much to ask for a stress free Neris outing?

Yep.

[David Dennison 18856]

Wow. That was strike three.

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you think he'll like his offer?

Nope. I think he ends up at 180-200 and we offer something like 6/150 or 5/125 or something. 
 

we are going to duck around and lose this game, right? 

[runthebone 7978]

Jesus, Angel.  You fucking incompetent prick.

[cabowabo 4484]

10 fucking walks.

[perfectchaos007 6635]

Angel Hernandez'd

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Nope. I think he ends up at 180-200 and we offer something like 6/150 or 5/125 or something. 
 

we are going to duck around and lose this game, right? 

Well, Neris just got screwed on a missed strike three call.