2023 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4484]

God damn……

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[runthebone 7982]

We are all witnesses.

[Smax 3800]

Damn Jon, welcome back

[rvm96 1643]

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Ha! Nice

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Would that be a HR in Yankee stadium ?

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

Holy fuck. That is all. 

[Strat 149]

Singleton fan checking in !! Showing the quality that he was doing with Skeeters

[runthebone 7982]

Good decision to throw another pitch in the same location

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

damn near to the same seats. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Almost same spot lol. Maybe a row or 2 deeper

[Gourmand 7774]

Fuck all y'all doubters!!!

[Scraps 13561]

This motherfucker man!!!!!!

FUCK YOU BLIGH MADRIS

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

MVP MVP MVP MVP!!!!

[runthebone 7982]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Pipp

[wildcat09 29354]

We got fuckin Roy Hobbs.

[kevwun 15788]

He's hit 2 balls harder than anything Abreu has done all year in his first start at 1st.

[Gourmand 7774]

That one was for @WBT as well

[Gut Wagon 8070]

26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Wally Singleton

More like Jon Homerton...amirite? 

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

Singleton being the left handed bat/1B help we desperately needed would be Dana’s MLB ball drag. 

Edited August 12, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Honeysucklerose 990]

My God Peña. Does singleton play SS??

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He's hit 2 balls harder than anything Abreu has done all year in his first start at 1st.

2nd. Played first Thursday

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He's hit 2 balls harder than anything Abreu has done all year in his first start at 1st.

It's unfortunately incorrect if you're taking about exit velocity

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[runthebone 7982]

Ok, motherfucker, tell Ohtani not to dig in.

[Gourmand 7774]

He's hit 2 balls harder than anything Abreu has done all year in his first start at 1st.

And it really shouldn't surprise anyone considering what he was doing all year in the minors. His lefty power is undeniable.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Wagner should do one weekend series a year in the booth 

[TonyTexas 10513]

On 8/8/2023 at 12:50 PM, closetojumping said:

Glad to see the ultimate AAAA player has replaced him. My expectations of Singleton's small time on the roster are .150/.210/.275/17 k's/55 abs. Something like that. They'd be better off with an empty roster space than having either guy in the clubhouse.

Put on your walking shoes

[dr99 560]

Please hit Shohei

Edited August 12, 2023 by dr99

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Ok Alvarez, you don’t have to swing first pitch all night buddy

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Wagner should do one weekend series a year in the booth 

Wags going live from Margaritavile Conroe needs to happen. 

[kevwun 15788]

Yordan's in a funk.

[henrygandorf 29191]

trade for a left-handed bat, they said.

 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2023 by henrygandorf

[Scraps 13561]

On 7/22/2023 at 8:21 AM, Scraps said:

The fact Bligh Madris is still on this roster but Jon Singleton isn't is almost criminal

 

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

JV and Singleton Day 

 

  Yall think I am playing or something I guess lol 

[Huckleberry 32861]

Nostalgia. My voice of the Astros growing up. 

[Gut Wagon 8070]

Good thing several guys are picking up the slack for 44. Hopefully he's out of this funk before 2-3 others fall into their next one...there joining Pena, who apparently lives in one. 

[Scraps 13561]

Nostalgia. My voice of the Astros growing up. 

Goat

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Yeah. Doing my heart good to hear Brownie

[Dnaguy 11964]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Yeah. Doing my heart good to hear Brownie

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

7 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Ok Alvarez, you don’t have to swing first pitch all night buddy

he’s very impatient tonight 

[UTexasFight 9450]

Looking like JV gonna get a designated first baseman to go along with his catcher and CFer.

[WBT 20572]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nostalgia. My voice of the Astros growing up. 

 

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nostalgia. My voice of the Astros growing up. 

Goat

 

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Yeah. Doing my heart good to hear Brownie

still got it

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Maldy !!!!

[runthebone 7982]

Ok, that makes Singleton's day less impressive

[Gourmand 7774]

He's putting together great at bats

[Js1 85337]

5 hours ago, dr99 said:

rough bottom 4 of lineup

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Wow, 5-9 batters are the Murders Row from the Thujone MS Paint drawings!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Enjoy it tonight fellas, there's the infamous 10th run that means we score 9 for the next 5 games.  Bottom half getting it done, though.