2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Smax 3800]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Had to turn the radio on and those douchebags off. That’s worst tv commentary I’ve heard in a while 

 

apple tv says hi

[Dutchrudder 11150]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Had to turn the radio on and those douchebags off. That’s worst tv commentary I’ve heard in a while 

Does that actually work? I can't imagine the radio and TV streams sync up very well.

[Scraps 13573]

Vintage altuve lmao

[WBT 20666]

1992

[Scraps 13573]

1992

Was hoping to go see 2000 but the way he is going it will be done in Miami

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Does that actually work? I can't imagine the radio and TV streams sync up very well.

It’s kind of a bitch getting it close. At least for me. First time I’ve tried it. 

[Scraps 13573]

More Tucking around and finding out

[UTexasFight 9528]

13 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Does that actually work? I can't imagine the radio and TV streams sync up very well.

Use rabbit ears for these national games with a TV that has a memory stick/let’s you pause the game.

Pause TV as a pitch hits the mitt/bat, wait to hear the same on your audio source. Unpause TV

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Love these two out rally’s 

[WBT 20666]

I like Yainer

[rvm96 1643]

@Wulaw Hornwhy have you wanted Yanier on the bench all season?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

So… a sweep effectively ends the Angels season, right?

Bermuda Triangle Franchise. Where great careers go to die. 

Edited August 13, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

My guy, Yainer. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

what are the odds we ever see this lineup again?

[Rip76 4947]

Altuve is seeing the ball right now.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

When does Ohtani decide if you can’t beat ‘em, join em? 

[Wulaw Horn 19151]

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what are the odds we ever see this lineup again?

Pretty good- only when Hunter brown pitches though and while Abreu is on the DL. Call it 3 more times this year? 

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Soon ?

I've quit asking for updates on Michael Brantley because nothing changes, but here's what Dusty told a reporter today: "He's on the way. We'll announce it when the time comes. You don't want people to anticipate when Michael will be back or if he has a setback, what happened?"

[WBT 20666]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

You don't want people to anticipate when Michael will be back or if he has a setback, what happened?"

Why not?

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Great start for JP 

[rvm96 1643]

Oh look 4 quality starts in a row for triple a JP France. Also it's 10 quality starts out of his last 11 starts.

Edited August 13, 2023 by rvm96

[YChang 3462]

Damn quality from JP

[Limp Brisket 546]

Alvarez in a funk.

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Yordan looks off. 

[Guadaloopy 11013]

In case anyone is feeling bad about the Greinke trade in 2019, here’s Seth Beer for the AA Sod Poodles in 2023.  

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

In case anyone is feeling bad about the Greinke trade in 2019, here’s Seth Beer for the AA Sod Poodles in 2023.  

I notice a big issue, Seth Beer bats lefty and he isn't a catcher. 

[tx 3 putt 77406]

These fox guys are horrible 

[texashorne 1178]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

These fox guys are horrible 

This why I want to throat punch anyone who bitches about TK and Blum. The alternative is always a big sack of fail. 

[rvm96 1643]

Why is Bryan in this game?

[Scraps 13573]

Haha Blowtani

[Scraps 13573]

Why is Bryan in this game?

Hasnt pitched since the 9th.

Some of yall are smarter than yall post. He needs work.

[Scraps 13573]

You will prob get Neris too

[rvm96 1643]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hasnt pitched since the 9th.

Some of yall are smarter than yall post. He needs work.

I would have liked to see him get another day off personally 

[Scraps 13573]

Another Altuve hit

[tx 3 putt 77406]

[WBT 20666]

1993

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Just now, Scraps said:

Another Altuve hit

1993 

[WBT 20666]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

1 hour ago, WBT said:

1992

Was hoping to go see 2000 but the way he is going it will be done in Miami

If not Miami, probably Friday.  Maybe Dusty will give him a day off.

[YChang 3462]

Damn… though Yordan got that

Edited August 13, 2023 by YChang

[WBT 20666]

Nice camera work dipshit

[rvm96 1643]

Fuck this announcer, "Alvarez with a blast" 

[YChang 3462]

TCU is a national powerhouse?!?

[runthebone 8036]

Hope Ohtani is looking across, saying, I should give those guys a discount and sign with them.

[tx 3 putt 77406]

Great pitch duck stick 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

score looks familiar

[elfenix 34332]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 77406]

[Scraps 13573]

Winning is fun

[WBT 20666]

Good win, keep winning series.  18 over.

[Guadaloopy 11013]

33 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I notice a big issue, Seth Beer bats lefty and he isn't a catcher. 

Oops.  Here’s Seth.  He’s DHing.