2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Chazzy Fizz!  Biggio would have been proud of that one.

But not that one

[WBT 20564]

They're bringing up a good point.  Dusty is also possibly costing Yainer ROY and the team a draft pick.

[Scraps 13561]

Oh uncle mike questions!

[David Dennison 18856]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They're bringing up a good point.  Dusty is also possibly costing Yainer ROY and the team a draft pick.

The front office should be asked every day why they won't put a stop to it. 

[Scraps 13561]

Astros fan just shattered his phone missing that foul lmao

[WBT 20564]

You think I need Brantley in there to bat Chas 7th? -Dusty

[Lat22 4014]

I’m sorry but Brantley isn’t going to add a thing this season. And Diaz should starts. 

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Someone should look at sophomore slumps. There can’t be many who have fallen like Pena.

[texashorne 1177]

Nice Dubon!

[Scraps 13561]

Dumb play by Jizz.

Make them pay.

[WBT 20564]

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Someone should look at sophomore slumps. There can’t be many who have fallen like Pena.

OPS is only down 30 points.  HRs are way down but walks are up and Ks are down a little.  He really wasn't that good last year either.  He just got hot for the right 2 weeks.

Edited August 16, 2023 by WBT

[Js1 85320]

Oh saw that coming 

[Scraps 13561]

Lmao even dumber play by Jizz

[WBT 20564]

Gotdamn Kelly Leak

[Mo Horn 8833]

Thanks for the free runs

[Honeysucklerose 987]

OPS is only down 30 points.  HRs are way down but walks are up and Ks are down a little.  He really wasn't that good last year either.  He just got hot for the right 2 weeks.

Great point and hope that happens this year

[WBT 20564]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Lmao even dumber play by Jizz

[wood 11225]

CF is trippin' wtf. LF was camped under that. Wow. CF trying to give the game away just in this inning. But I'm good with that.

E7?????? WTFLOL. More like E8. 

[Mo Horn 8833]

Montero warming up. That's the right move, no doubt. Dusty gonna Dusty. 

[Scraps 13561]

Soler would probably kill Javier

[Scraps 13561]

Montero warming up. That's the right move, no doubt. Dusty gonna Dusty. 

At least its the 5th or 6th and not the 8th

[David Dennison 18856]

Solid baseball, all around.

[cabowabo 4484]

God damn we are retarded.

[Mo Horn 8833]

Are you fucking kidding me? 

[Smax 3800]

Wow

[Guadaloopy 10964]

The fuck is that little league bullshit?

[Honeysucklerose 987]

These jackasses

[Overlord 366]

Oh fuck. It’s Montero

 

[perfectchaos007 6637]

Bad news Astros

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We will see your error and raise you one. And have your run back. 

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

find and sign this guy. Fini. 

 

[closetojumping 62681]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Get your facts straight. He’s had 18 ABs with the Astros. .167/.324/.500/2 K’s

Fine, give it time. They’ll come in around there. That’s who he is. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

What a spectacular display of MLB professionalism there in tbe 5th inning. 
it’s august. 

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

What a spectacular display of MLB professionalism there in tbe 5th inning. 
it’s august. 

That's the good news.

[Rip76 4925]

Fuck this.

Go win this game.

[Scraps 13561]

Javier should be docked a game check for that idiotic throw

[tx 3 putt 76932]

Diva Verlander running on the field to get his pic in the paper ….

 

[Overlord 366]

I think the time has come to send big Jon back from whence he came. 

[Mo Horn 8833]

Chas 

[David Dennison 18856]

Another every day player who sits because reasons.

[Scraps 13561]

Chicks dig the longball

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Diaz deserves to be benched in favor of LEADERSHIP. 

ok seriously, is Diaz the best C around? Who the fuck is better of the 30 teams??  Dude is a 10 year all star. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Both of Dusty’s whipping boys go yard and keeping us in this shit show. Dusty is going to have an aneurism.

[dr99 560]

[UTexasFight 9432]

It’s like Chas and Yanier shoulds starts 

[tx 3 putt 76932]

When was chas’s last two days off ?

he’s been playing about every game ?

[HOOKEM4 5036]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s like Chas and Yanier shoulds starts 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

This Huston Street hybrid role could be very beneficial going forward 

[Mo Horn 8833]

Let's get a double play and then throw a 4 pitch walk. JFC 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diva Verlander running on the field to get his pic in the paper ….

 

Uh what. You know why this pic was taken right