2023 Houston Astros Thread

[David Dennison 19117]

That dude absolutely owns us.

[tx 3 putt 77919]

that was a bomb

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

I mean- he can’t keep pitching like a dipshit and keep getting run out there every 5 days. He needs 2 weeks off and then pray that’s enough to put some life back in his arm. 
last 11 games now he’s at like 40 innings and 42 ER or something- and it could be much worse than that as unbelievable as that sounds. 

[Gut Wagon 8105]

Would Bielak or Blanco take his spot? 

[David Dennison 19117]

100 pitches and hasn't recorded an out in the 5th.

Wow.

[runthebone 8131]

Pretty shocking that this is the result of Javier's start.  Wow!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

He can’t be on the playoff roster at this rate. Where would you trust him to pitch?

[cabowabo 4578]

Another fine effort. There's no reason to leave him in the starting rotation.

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

I ducking hate playing the redsox. Every GD game of theirs lasts 4 hours.  Before the pitch clock it was 5. 

[elfenix 34385]

Robo umps now

[Scraps 13598]

He can’t be on the playoff roster at this rate. Where would you trust him to pitch?

Down 6.

He is the Montero of starters

[Scraps 13598]

Bear Claw looks more like an apple fritter

[tx 3 putt 77919]

Bearclaw is a killer name

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

Better ducking bunt this dickhead. We are hitting a pitcher in 2023. What a world. 

[David Dennison 19117]

WTF???

[WBT 20735]

get the bunt down fatty

damnit why?

Edited August 29, 2023 by WBT

[Wulaw Horn 19230]

Fucking asshole. 
mid you weren’t going to bunt him I’d have been fine with a take sign for the entire AB. Even 0-2

[Mo Horn 8899]

Tuve

[Rip76 4986]

Altuve is a fucking badass.

[Halohal 506]

Furk Trudy's South for not having the Astros channel to air...

[Scraps 13598]

[David Dennison 19117]

Best Astro ever.

[UTexasFight 9603]

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[WBT 20735]

I was about to post that Altuve was going to bang one off the monster but I was too slow.

Duvall seems highly regarded.

[Mo Horn 8899]

Yordan

[David Dennison 19117]

Drought over.

[UTexasFight 9603]

Altuve has to be one of the best offensive players in the AL since he’s been back 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Well that escalated quickly!

[tx 3 putt 77919]

alvarez is back !!!

[UTexasFight 9603]

Warning track my ass!

Edited August 29, 2023 by UTexasFight
Except that’s maybe not over the wall if it isn’t that short out there

[WBT 20735]

Hammerin' Yordan!!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

that dog will hunt!!

[Rip76 4986]

Boom!

[rvm96 1643]

[kevwun 15943]

Now he's all the way back.

[cabowabo 4578]

[Scraps 13598]

Fucking finally

[UTexasFight 9603]

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

When this team needs to perform they piss down their legs. So freaking unclutch.

Interesting 

[WBT 20735]

Alex Cora also seems regarded leaving Bear Claw in

[Guest]

[cabowabo 4578]

Man, this is abusive leaving this guy in there. 

[kevwun 15943]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Alex Cora also seems regarded leaving Bear Claw in

Not sure why he didn't pull him after he hit Bregman, but thanks.

[Guest]

"Bearclaw is getting glazed."

 

Nice work Blummer.

[WBT 20735]

26/26 club

[cabowabo 4578]

Man, Cora is cold blooded. 

[Scraps 13598]

Cora should be fired

[Rip76 4986]

Cora is a dick.

[kevwun 15943]

Their bullpen is rested on top of it.  He hates him more than Dusty hates Chas.

[Mo Horn 8899]

Has Cora just thrown in the towel tonight?

[Scraps 13598]

Please destroy this

Lmao this is epic disaster from Red Sox